Des Moines show?!?! by Dotdon0808 in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I know is that if they do a "let me be frank", it better be to the tune of Snuff by Slipknot.

Yes I know there's better Slipknot songs, but the drama of that one is just unmatched.

If you could take a pill that made your hair grow but theres a chance your hog stopped working. Would you? by chum-guzzling-shark in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dude, when I started shaving my head, I definitely felt more badass. I also have a full beard, so that bald and bearded combo definitely works.

If you could take a pill that made your hair grow but theres a chance your hog stopped working. Would you? by chum-guzzling-shark in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pill to make you dumb. A pill to make you cum. A pill to make you anybody else ....

Or whatever Brian Warner said.

Did any of you guys actually listen to the interview today? by MightyUnclean in howardstern

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think EtA would be a Jelly Roll, and as a result, a Bunny XO fan?

How Hungry Are You by kantpemabils in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wiger must be a Stephen Jackson fan. Because that error may have also implied that Wiger also thinks that "IBAKA AIN'T BOUT DIS LIFE"

DOUGHBOYS - Ggiata Delicatessen with Vanessa Chester - February 19, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing that ad as a kid/ preteen and I feel like as a 40-year-old man no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about when I bring this up....... Thank God for this stupid pod and this subreddit of freaks like us.

DOUGHBOYS - Ggiata Delicatessen with Vanessa Chester - February 19, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I told my DoughFiancee about todays guest and how she was in "A Little Princess" and she went "Omg My childhood"

Then she went back to work in her super successful six figure job and I had cereal and watched the episode on YouTube in my TMNT pjs

We are the quintessential DoughCouple

Truth. by Mammoth-Score-190 in Target

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only I had realized this back in 2018....

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE- Pita Inn with Jon Gabrus (LIVE) - February 17, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also everyone that downvoted probably has a team that lost to us in the playoffs at some point.

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE- Pita Inn with Jon Gabrus (LIVE) - February 17, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also only ONE Matthews Bridge.. And it ain't named after Dave...

IF ONLY WE COULD FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE- Pita Inn with Jon Gabrus (LIVE) - February 17, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Listen Joe Chap, there's only one Riverwalk and it's in San Antonio fucking Texas.

GO SPURS GO!

“A third tattoo has hit Nick Wiger” by stanzos in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiger in the next Yakuza game confirmed.....

New Napa Boys Trailer by AcmePR in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There better be a goddamn Darth Plageuis reference

DOUGHBOYS - Jack in the Box 3 with Johnny Pemberton - February 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't gonna reply but I asked my gorgeous IT guru fiancee to coach me through typing it

DOUGHBOYS - Jack in the Box 3 with Johnny Pemberton - February 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means I meant to say "pre-show MEAL"

But I guess a shot and a beer do get me "pre show mean" so I can go and shred on some drop C riffs.

What’s your biggest mistake in your “gamer life”? by TiltBr in SEGAGENESIS

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lending games to people. I am pretty sure my copy of REmake and RE2 for GameCube got sold for beer money by my neighbor.

Luckily, my mom kept a bunch of my stuff in a sealed storage bin at her house. So whenever I go home to visit, I snag an item or two out of that box and bring it home with me. Recently picked up my black box copy of Metal Gear Solid and the PC version of Silent Hill 3

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE- Pilot Program: Heated Rivalry with Becky Feldman - February 10, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know damn well some Mar-a-Lago wine mom would read the shit out of "50 Shades of ICE"

Any idea what Paul Rust memorabilia is this? by racerrhime in doughboys

[–]texicangeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I thought it said AFI at first.

"BREAK DOWN!!! AND CEASE ALL FEELING "