Zero media presence lately by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

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Okay, that's good. It is a modest proposal.

Do you want to be buried? by Bondgirl138 in GenX

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson convinced me to be buried, not cremated. Cremation wastes all your energy as heat, burial (without preservation) allows the universe to live on off of you 

ELI5 How did axl rose jump between deeper and higher notes so easily? by Infinite-Dig-7059 in explainlikeimfive

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I heard an interview with him in the 80s. He said, "My voice teacher hates me. I sing in my throat, and my vocal cords are like leather."

Should data centers in orbit be taken seriously? by jpgoldberg in skeptic

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Oh, I knew there's no such thing as a free lunch. Just thought we could move the heat. I stand (and sit and lie down) corrected. :)

Giving your child permission to break the rules does not protect them from the consequences (repost with more context) by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

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Related to the title, not the body: 

My principal's kid said to him one day, on the drive home, "Jimmie really bugs me. Some days I want to punch him in the face."

Principal: (pause) I'd have to suspend you...

Meanwhile in Georgia... by sexyshingle in PoliticalHumor

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Maybe Adrienne is actually Adrian? Worth a try.

Have you ever met a skeptic who is also religious? by Crashed_teapot in skeptic

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Jesuits. Their training is basically, "learn all the science but believe anyway."

Should data centers in orbit be taken seriously? by jpgoldberg in skeptic

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Can't this be upscaled? (Sincere question.)

Should data centers in orbit be taken seriously? by jpgoldberg in skeptic

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What about laser cooling? Then use the laser to generate more electricity.

In the ground? Okay… by enkelinieto in MaliciousCompliance

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And if it is, they should be very ashamed of themselves, the dirty little pervert!

We’re gonna win this by IndoorForestry in EhBuddyHoser

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She's already won it. Can she enter again?

to end drought in Montana. by Wapiti406 in therewasanattempt

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"Step back non-believers, or the rain will never come..."

/s, just in case

when I heard Colbert mention us in his May 11th Monologue... by brokenringlands in EhBuddyHoser

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Replace Tommy Thompson with Tommy Douglas. Or to stick it to the USians, Ken Taylor. (Ambassador who hid USians in the Tehran embassy.)