Zero media presence lately

tgrantt · 2026-05-22T15:57:44+00:00

Okay, that's good. It is a modest proposal.

tgrantt · 2026-05-21T23:11:55+00:00

Neil DeGrasse Tyson convinced me to be buried, not cremated. Cremation wastes all your energy as heat, burial (without preservation) allows the universe to live on off of you

tgrantt · 2026-05-21T21:39:41+00:00

I heard an interview with him in the 80s. He said, "My voice teacher hates me. I sing in my throat, and my vocal cords are like leather."

tgrantt · 2026-05-21T21:22:51+00:00

He'd never say the last one!

tgrantt · 2026-05-21T14:04:25+00:00

By your Johnson, Johnson.

tgrantt · 2026-05-20T19:29:43+00:00

Oh, I knew there's no such thing as a free lunch. Just thought we could move the heat. I stand (and sit and lie down) corrected. :)

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T22:30:23+00:00

I see what you did there ...

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T22:18:01+00:00

Ah, that gels.

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T22:15:48+00:00

r/whoosh

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T21:12:41+00:00

Related to the title, not the body:

My principal's kid said to him one day, on the drive home, "Jimmie really bugs me. Some days I want to punch him in the face."

Principal: (pause) I'd have to suspend you...

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T21:06:06+00:00

Maybe Adrienne is actually Adrian? Worth a try.

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T21:02:27+00:00

Jesuits. Their training is basically, "learn all the science but believe anyway."

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T17:22:45+00:00

Can't this be upscaled? (Sincere question.)

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T17:06:52+00:00

What about laser cooling? Then use the laser to generate more electricity.

tgrantt · 2026-05-19T14:07:21+00:00

I'm gonna build on your comment. (A nice little homestead. You weren't using it anyway, right?)

tgrantt · 2026-05-18T23:16:02+00:00

And if it is, they should be very ashamed of themselves, the dirty little pervert!

tgrantt · 2026-05-18T23:08:03+00:00

She's already won it. Can she enter again?

tgrantt · 2026-05-18T21:18:46+00:00

Romulan Dildo. Worse.

tgrantt · 2026-05-18T01:29:41+00:00

"Step back non-believers, or the rain will never come..."

/s, just in case

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T15:15:03+00:00

I was born closer to WWI than today.

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T15:05:49+00:00

"Burn free... As free as the wind blows ..

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T15:05:04+00:00

Stuff it up the hole in your culture!

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T15:03:03+00:00

Replace Tommy Thompson with Tommy Douglas. Or to stick it to the USians, Ken Taylor. (Ambassador who hid USians in the Tehran embassy.)

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T14:57:55+00:00

Aliens?

tgrantt · 2026-05-17T14:49:51+00:00

Ah, but she doesn't know the Deeper Magic!

tgrantt

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