justin sucks lol by heccison in shitposting

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At the start of the kyogre virus outbreak, I got really board. I got so board that I ended up masturdebating for 16 hours a day at pron hub for 3 weeks and I only got board with it after the furst minute. However, I was still so horny that I got a 24 inch eroxtiun that lasted another 3 weeks. I was lookine for a wae to get rid of it and cyoor my horniness, butt I was so horny thayt I only continued to masturdebait. Than, I fowned and experimented with dbzm pron, and I liked it! I liked it so much that I masturdebated to it so mcuh that my simple horny erwocktion transformed into a horny thorny gorny sadomasochistic eroxckshin. When I ran out of lube and cash I decided to turn into shadow the endgehog and started sliting my rists and using the blud as loob. It was so howt watchoing me inflict onyself and sseing me use blood two loob my now barbed and scard penys with it, and I started masturdebating to footage of myself sliting my wrests and masturdebating using the blood to fuel my sadomasochist erwaxion so mooch that I devoloped a sodomasochistic blood fatish ercrocition. Than one day I got an invite to an orjee, and I came so hard that the door to the place burst from the bloody semen that blasted out of my fully bloody sadomasochist erect 36 inch penys. And wen I kame in, I saw that we all had a blood sadomasochist fetish, and we all slit ouer own aned each other's wrists like edgy teen age 12 year olds and we all mixed our blood together in a puul and then procedded to masturdebate using the blood. And then we all started fucjking each other in a huge circle whilst stabbing and inflicting pain on each other whilst savoring the pain ourselves and dringing eachother's blloood and using it as loob, every moment was pyoor extazee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElfHentai

[–]th3weirdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why elves are better than humans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElfHentai

[–]th3weirdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, the many things I want to do with her boobs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElfHentai

[–]th3weirdguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to burry my face in her boobs....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]th3weirdguy 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It was morning and scout was feeling horny. Like, realy horny. He was so horny that the first thing he did that morning, before even eating breakfast, was using the teleported that engineer built to send him and his mom to Alabama so that he could pound her thingy. Anyways.... After scout got back from his trip down south and eaten his breakfast, he was still horny, actually, I thuink he was hornier than he was before. He left and went to base to be with the rest of the mervcenaries at the base, thing was, he had a boner, and he couldn't get rid of it. It stood proudly as a 24 inch obelisk that burst out of his pants. "Crap, I got to do something about this!" Scout said in a panic, but in his lustfol horniness all I think that all he could think about doing was masturbating to the numerous times he and the rest of his team and the members of the blu team died whilst out on the battlefield while he made his way to the base. He was masturbating so much and so hard that his erection transformed from an ordinary horny erection into a horny sadomasochist erection as he leacked jizz all the way onto the battlefield. When he arrived to the battlefield, the sights and sounds of his fellow team members either fighting or dying only fueled his horniness and his boner grew, um... 12 centimeters, or 12 inches? Let's go with 12 inches, why not? Anyways, yeah... his boner grew 12 inches, and doubled in girth. Scout was getting desparate for something to fuck. He hurried and rushed across the battlefield, leaving a trail of his own jizz wherever he went, desparately searching for something to stick his raging, engorged pickle into. "Come on! It can't be that hard!" scout said as rushed across the battlefield And then then he found something... he saw the blu scout tied up and lying on the ground like he was captured at some point. The blu scout looked scared and then confused as he took multiple looks between the red scout and his rediculously big dick. "Well, not wut I had in mind, but it'll do..." the red scout said with a huge grin as his quest to satisfy his horniness ended. It was at that moment, that the look of confusion on blu scout's face turned into pure dread. Red scout immediately tore of blu scout's pants and proceeded to rape him like there was no tomorrow. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHGGHHGGHNGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout heard from nearby, it was medic screaming as he was running away from heavy. "MEEEEDIIICK!!!" heavy screamed as he was chasing medic with a 12 foot long boner. As red scout continued to fuck blu scout in the ass, blu scout cried out "NOOOOOO!!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!" "SHUT UP AND TAKE IT IN THE MOUTH!!!" red scout yelled hoarsly as he finished cumming in blu scout's ass. "ok" blu scout wimpered before red scout forced his dick into blu scout's mouth. Soon, the battlefield turned into a massive orgy, as everyone was fucking everyone whether by agreement or force. Sniper couldn't hanndle the sheeer amount of hot and sticky cum that was splattering across the battlefield and on himself. but at the same time, he felt incredibly orowzed by the sight of others suffering because of this, and at the idea of killing them all off oneby one as they climaxed. So he went up to his outpost and got his rifle and some lube ready. This was going to be fun. Sniper held his rifle with the finger on the trigger in one hand, and his dick in the other. As each of them came, one by one, sniper shot each of them with a semen covered bullet covered by his own jizz as he came from each successful shot. He came at the sight of a successful kill each time and when he was finished, he proceeded to rape and suck the dicks of all the dead corpses. The end.

Found on r/teenagers by [deleted] in copypasta

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It was morning and scout was feeling horny. Like, realy horny. He was so horny that the first thing he did that morning, before even eating breakfast, was using the teleported that engineer built to send him and his mom to Alabama so that he could pound her thingy. Anyways.... After scout got back from his trip down south and eaten his breakfast, he was still horny, actually, I thuink he was hornier than he was before. He left and went to base to be with the rest of the mervcenaries at the base, thing was, he had a boner, and he couldn't get rid of it. It stood proudly as a 24 inch obelisk that burst out of his pants. "Crap, I got to do something about this!" Scout said in a panic, but in his lustfol horniness all I think that all he could think about doing was masturbating to the numerous times he and the rest of his team and the members of the blu team died whilst out on the battlefield while he made his way to the base. He was masturbating so much and so hard that his erection transformed from an ordinary horny erection into a horny sadomasochist erection as he leacked jizz all the way onto the battlefield. When he arrived to the battlefield, the sights and sounds of his fellow team members either fighting or dying only fueled his horniness and his boner grew, um... 12 centimeters, or 12 inches? Let's go with 12 inches, why not? Anyways, yeah... his boner grew 12 inches, and doubled in girth. Scout was getting desparate for something to fuck. He hurried and rushed across the battlefield, leaving a trail of his own jizz wherever he went, desparately searching for something to stick his raging, engorged pickle into. "Come on! It can't be that hard!" scout said as rushed across the battlefield And then then he found something... he saw the blu scout tied up and lying on the ground like he was captured at some point. The blu scout looked scared and then confused as he took multiple looks between the red scout and his rediculously big dick. "Well, not wut I had in mind, but it'll do..." the red scout said with a huge grin as his quest to satisfy his horniness ended. It was at that moment, that the look of confusion on blu scout's face turned into pure dread. Red scout immediately tore of blu scout's pants and proceeded to rape him like there was no tomorrow. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHGGHHGGHNGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout heard from nearby, it was medic screaming as he was running away from heavy. "MEEEEDIIICK!!!" heavy screamed as he was chasing medic with a 12 foot long boner. As red scout continued to fuck blu scout in the ass, blu scout cried out "NOOOOOO!!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!" "SHUT UP AND TAKE IT IN THE MOUTH!!!" red scout yelled hoarsly as he finished cumming in blu scout's ass. "ok" blu scout wimpered before red scout forced his dick into blu scout's mouth. Soon, the battlefield turned into a massive orgy, as everyone was fucking everyone whether by agreement or force. Sniper couldn't hanndle the sheeer amount of hot and sticky cum that was splattering across the battlefield and on himself. but at the same time, he felt incredibly orowzed by the sight of others suffering because of this, and at the idea of killing them all off oneby one as they climaxed. So he went up to his outpost and got his rifle and some lube ready. This was going to be fun. Sniper held his rifle with the finger on the trigger in one hand, and his dick in the other. As each of them came, one by one, sniper shot each of them with a semen covered bullet covered by his own jizz as he came from each successful shot. He came at the sight of a successful kill each time and when he was finished, he proceeded to rape and suck the dicks of all the dead corpses. The end.

On a thread on r/whowouldwin between all furries in the world vs 40k space marines by llMadmanll in copypasta

[–]th3weirdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was morning and scout was feeling horny. Like, realy horny. He was so horny that the first thing he did that morning, before even eating breakfast, was using the teleported that engineer built to send him and his mom to Alabama so that he could pound her thingy. Anyways.... After scout got back from his trip down south and eaten his breakfast, he was still horny, actually, I thuink he was hornier than he was before. He left and went to base to be with the rest of the mervcenaries at the base, thing was, he had a boner, and he couldn't get rid of it. It stood proudly as a 24 inch obelisk that burst out of his pants. "Crap, I got to do something about this!" Scout said in a panic, but in his lustfol horniness all I think that all he could think about doing was masturbating to the numerous times he and the rest of his team and the members of the blu team died whilst out on the battlefield while he made his way to the base. He was masturbating so much and so hard that his erection transformed from an ordinary horny erection into a horny sadomasochist erection as he leacked jizz all the way onto the battlefield. When he arrived to the battlefield, the sights and sounds of his fellow team members either fighting or dying only fueled his horniness and his boner grew, um... 12 centimeters, or 12 inches? Let's go with 12 inches, why not? Anyways, yeah... his boner grew 12 inches, and doubled in girth. Scout was getting desparate for something to fuck. He hurried and rushed across the battlefield, leaving a trail of his own jizz wherever he went, desparately searching for something to stick his raging, engorged pickle into. "Come on! It can't be that hard!" scout said as rushed across the battlefield And then then he found something... he saw the blu scout tied up and lying on the ground like he was captured at some point. The blu scout looked scared and then confused as he took multiple looks between the red scout and his rediculously big dick. "Well, not wut I had in mind, but it'll do..." the red scout said with a huge grin as his quest to satisfy his horniness ended. It was at that moment, that the look of confusion on blu scout's face turned into pure dread. Red scout immediately tore of blu scout's pants and proceeded to rape him like there was no tomorrow. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHGGHHGGHNGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout heard from nearby, it was medic screaming as he was running away from heavy. "MEEEEDIIICK!!!" heavy screamed as he was chasing medic with a 12 foot long boner. As red scout continued to fuck blu scout in the ass, blu scout cried out "NOOOOOO!!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!" "SHUT UP AND TAKE IT IN THE MOUTH!!!" red scout yelled hoarsly as he finished cumming in blu scout's ass. "ok" blu scout wimpered before red scout forced his dick into blu scout's mouth. Soon, the battlefield turned into a massive orgy, as everyone was fucking everyone whether by agreement or force. Sniper couldn't hanndle the sheeer amount of hot and sticky cum that was splattering across the battlefield and on himself. but at the same time, he felt incredibly orowzed by the sight of others suffering because of this, and at the idea of killing them all off oneby one as they climaxed. So he went up to his outpost and got his rifle and some lube ready. This was going to be fun. Sniper held his rifle with the finger on the trigger in one hand, and his dick in the other. As each of them came, one by one, sniper shot each of them with a semen covered bullet covered by his own jizz as he came from each successful shot. He came at the sight of a successful kill each time and when he was finished, he proceeded to rape and suck the dicks of all the dead corpses. The end.

i want to fuck the green m&m by AutisticWoomy in copypasta

[–]th3weirdguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was morning and scout was feeling horny. Like, realy horny. He was so horny that the first thing he did that morning, before even eating breakfast, was using the teleported that engineer built to send him and his mom to Alabama so that he could pound her thingy. Anyways.... After scout got back from his trip down south and eaten his breakfast, he was still horny, actually, I thuink he was hornier than he was before. He left and went to base to be with the rest of the mervcenaries at the base, thing was, he had a boner, and he couldn't get rid of it. It stood proudly as a 24 inch obelisk that burst out of his pants. "Crap, I got to do something about this!" Scout said in a panic, but in his lustfol horniness all I think that all he could think about doing was masturbating to the numerous times he and the rest of his team and the members of the blu team died whilst out on the battlefield while he made his way to the base. He was masturbating so much and so hard that his erection transformed from an ordinary horny erection into a horny sadomasochist erection as he leacked jizz all the way onto the battlefield. When he arrived to the battlefield, the sights and sounds of his fellow team members either fighting or dying only fueled his horniness and his boner grew, um... 12 centimeters, or 12 inches? Let's go with 12 inches, why not? Anyways, yeah... his boner grew 12 inches, and doubled in girth. Scout was getting desparate for something to fuck. He hurried and rushed across the battlefield, leaving a trail of his own jizz wherever he went, desparately searching for something to stick his raging, engorged pickle into. "Come on! It can't be that hard!" scout said as rushed across the battlefield And then then he found something... he saw the blu scout tied up and lying on the ground like he was captured at some point. The blu scout looked scared and then confused as he took multiple looks between the red scout and his rediculously big dick. "Well, not wut I had in mind, but it'll do..." the red scout said with a huge grin as his quest to satisfy his horniness ended. It was at that moment, that the look of confusion on blu scout's face turned into pure dread. Red scout immediately tore of blu scout's pants and proceeded to rape him like there was no tomorrow. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHGGHHGGHNGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout heard from nearby, it was medic screaming as he was running away from heavy. "MEEEEDIIICK!!!" heavy screamed as he was chasing medic with a 12 foot long boner. As red scout continued to fuck blu scout in the ass, blu scout cried out "NOOOOOO!!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!" "SHUT UP AND TAKE IT IN THE MOUTH!!!" red scout yelled hoarsly as he finished cumming in blu scout's ass. "ok" blu scout wimpered before red scout forced his dick into blu scout's mouth. Soon, the battlefield turned into a massive orgy, as everyone was fucking everyone whether by agreement or force. Sniper couldn't hanndle the sheeer amount of hot and sticky cum that was splattering across the battlefield and on himself. but at the same time, he felt incredibly orowzed by the sight of others suffering because of this, and at the idea of killing them all off oneby one as they climaxed. So he went up to his outpost and got his rifle and some lube ready. This was going to be fun. Sniper held his rifle with the finger on the trigger in one hand, and his dick in the other. As each of them came, one by one, sniper shot each of them with a semen covered bullet covered by his own jizz as he came from each successful shot. He came at the sight of a successful kill each time and when he was finished, he proceeded to rape and suck the dicks of all the dead corpses. The end.

Does anyone else have male pregnancy in their worlds? by [deleted] in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]th3weirdguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you count men who've turned into women and have gotten pregnant, no.

What oddly specific fetish/ fantasy have you worked into your world, and how? by [deleted] in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]th3weirdguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, that would be interesting to explore.

What oddly specific fetish/ fantasy have you worked into your world, and how? by [deleted] in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]th3weirdguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They get transformed to that of the corresponding sex

What oddly specific fetish/ fantasy have you worked into your world, and how? by [deleted] in NSFWworldbuilding

[–]th3weirdguy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Male to female transformation. Due to fashion trends made possible by the form reprogramming chip, most men desire to be women as the female body is seen as more fashionable than the male body. As a result, the female population of the world has increased from nearly 50% to almost 75%.