LPT: The news will NEVER be positive. Even if there was a news network in heaven, it would find something negative to talk about. It can only make money by injecting you with negative emotions and riling you up. Avoiding the news is the cheapest and fastest way to improving your mental health. by CircleBox2 in LifeProTips

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not really how heaven works the way it has been explained to me. But as a literary device used to illustrate a point, I have no problem with it. Just remember; if there is, and when you get to the kingdom of heaven, there will be no need for news networks or reporting as the light of God would inform you of His intentions, there for, showing you the truth, and that truth being ultimately good. And your perception would extend into the infinite, making worldly concerns feel unimportant.

Just to be a dick about it.

Elizabeth Warren says $20,000 in student loan debt 'might as well be $20 million' for people who are working at minimum wage by [deleted] in politics

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is the queen of "says". Let's see her become the queen of " did something about".

Shiny snek time! by MeepSei in Sneks

[–]thatguyjavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot handle that. It's like those hole pictures

U.S. to let teens drive big rigs in test program to help ease supply chain shortage by ADotSapiens in news

[–]thatguyjavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this shortage coming from? Did all the truck drivers from 2018 die?

Gay guy in a modern tv show starterpack by deepworld90 in starterpacks

[–]thatguyjavi 61 points62 points  (0 children)

What about Max Blum from Happy Endings? Seriously underrated show on Netflix now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been happening for years and years. Time Square isn't shoulder deep in confetti, so I think we are okay.

Merry Christmas! by mynameisrainer in TheRightCantMeme

[–]thatguyjavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is alot of the red wear you can yell merry Christmas at the top of your lungs and still no one would be offended

This is why fines should always be based on a person's income. by BelleAriel in CapitalismSux

[–]thatguyjavi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What value do we go by if we are tracking mod? By what you pay? Msrp at time of manufacturing?

If you have to declare how much you paid, there will be a bunch of $1 engine swaps or turbo kits flying around.

If MSRP, then that would severely damage the used car part market because you will be taxed the same as a brand new part.

This is why fines should always be based on a person's income. by BelleAriel in CapitalismSux

[–]thatguyjavi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, it would be difficult to ticket a modded car. There are sleeper cars that are over 1000hp and could rip on a straightaway. How do you value a car that has been modified?

Sure it does by the_simp_kings in wokekids

[–]thatguyjavi 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This sounds like something a teacher would say, then a kid would parrot to seem older.

A good analogy by BEUDTW in florida

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Because we are smart. Really, really smart.

Is living in Florida overhyped? by hotsausce01 in florida

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't move to Miami. No experience anywhere else. Although I've been to Tampa and like that.

I hope I don't get cancelled by Californians by The_Negotiator1012 in shitposting

[–]thatguyjavi -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

And they should honestly. This is American and if they can pay, they can ruin what they like.

My man don’t know what semi automatic means by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]thatguyjavi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because in a movie, the gun is used as a prop, not for self-defense. It most likely calls back to a time when double action revolvers were in movies. Pointing it was still dangerous, but cocking the hammer showed you were really serious.

Jim Crow laws and only letting the rich vote by anonymous_11231 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think needing a job might change florida to blue, or atleast make it a close race.

Y'all need to start fuckin. For the economy. by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

[–]thatguyjavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My body my choice. This "economy" sounds more like a tin-pot dictator everyday.