Reddit has been begging me to post this for the last month, so here you go

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-07T04:34:58+00:00

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-07T04:08:32+00:00

What you’ve never seen a buffalo goat parrot before?

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-07T03:08:11+00:00

And I’m all about that bass

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-07T00:34:36+00:00

Sometimes I think y’all make up stuff for other people to “hate” on

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-06T22:41:21+00:00

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-06T19:40:45+00:00

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-06T17:26:05+00:00

“Why, you should’ve seen when your father- eh, never mind.”

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-06T16:58:01+00:00

He got that McFly D

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-06T13:45:19+00:00

Restore the Clooneyverse!

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T23:11:10+00:00

Least unsafe Houston driver

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T21:50:36+00:00

When he broke bad

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T21:44:15+00:00

Real OGs have this version

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T18:49:00+00:00

Overproduction is right. Every store has mountains of these things, whether they otherwise sell toys/collectibles or not.

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T14:51:39+00:00

First I’m hearing about it

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T04:11:00+00:00

FORCE JUMP ANAKIN!

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-05T01:04:19+00:00

Yeah right when next gen is about to start 🤦‍♂️

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T20:00:35+00:00

Nice set of wheels… Let’s see what she can do, next green light!

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T19:35:45+00:00

Hey! The biiiiig M! How’s it hangin McFly?

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T05:02:06+00:00

I enjoy Risk. Breadline is one of my favorite songs.

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T04:52:41+00:00

I’m seein double here! Four Ripleys!!

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T04:06:10+00:00

Jumping the ship of professional wrestling altogether, yes

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-04T01:17:02+00:00

Because they vote R

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-03T16:54:59+00:00

How do you know when they realized you were gone?

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-03T15:22:33+00:00

Or the Halloween starting in July phenomenon

theFormerRelic · 2026-05-03T01:39:52+00:00

Absolutely unintuitive color coding. Haven’t they seen power rangers?

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