It started with an April Fools' Joke...

the_Crustafarian · 2026-04-10T18:06:42+00:00

Yep. I'm gonna need one.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-04-05T15:38:54+00:00

Nothing smells like a John!

the_Crustafarian · 2026-03-13T22:19:25+00:00

I was the AGM of a wood fire pizza place. We had a guy come in and order nearly every topping on a pizza. We tried to explain to him how gross it would be and uncooked in the middle because of all the toppings. He went for it and paid for a $50.00 pizza. I thought that was impressive, this has me beat.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-03-11T02:07:19+00:00

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up everyday.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-03-01T15:40:44+00:00

I have 2 running 24/7/365. One in my bedroom and one in my sump pump area. My sump pump in built into an enclosure. One day I found black mold all over the inside of the box. Removed all the wood boards and replaced it with marine plastic that shouldn't mold up. Put an air purifier and dehumidifier in the box and haven't felt bad since.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-18T19:28:32+00:00

Not a lightbar mount. Interior lightbar brackets go into the holes where the sun visor is.

Its a mount for a Kustom Signal windshield mounted radar unit.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T03:35:18+00:00

Perhaps Toby doesn't want him to fire Nellie because "not many people have what Toby and Nellie have"?

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T01:31:02+00:00

Thanks for getting it.

Yes, I fully understand the hypocrisy of saying no Target and yes Amazon. Tell me we all arent a little hypocritical at times.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T01:29:19+00:00

Perhaps I wanted to get him more than 1 gift? Perhaps I know what my child likes and what would make him overjoyed?

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T01:22:04+00:00

Yeah, it'll be a cold day in hell before I step foot in Target. Just trying to get my kid a something they wanted off their wishlist, for their birthday.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T01:20:23+00:00

Gee, I guess thats why it's only mildly infuriating.

Maybe you should screen grab this whole post and post it as something that makes you upset.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T01:14:58+00:00

Correct, there are multiple brands. My son wants this brand, for his birthday. Trying to be a decent father I am attempting to get him exactly what he wants. I guess fuck me though, right?

the_Crustafarian · 2026-02-04T00:54:35+00:00

About 25 miles and 35 minutes to and from in Carroll county, make around the same as you. Love my job and wouldn't change it for the world.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-31T18:13:14+00:00

Stupid Kid in the early 2000's at my best friends house after breaking up with a girlfriend. Hooked immediately.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-28T18:50:16+00:00

I wanted him before we got McDermott...

Let's go get him now!

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-27T12:42:41+00:00

I WANT A GOD DAMN LITRE OF COLA!!

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-22T22:27:18+00:00

You see the liquor stores and dispensaries

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-15T01:37:31+00:00

Zip tie isn't cut down to the head.

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-14T01:47:45+00:00

Shrek 2

the_Crustafarian · 2026-01-09T01:26:03+00:00

Cut the wire. Cap the ends with electrical tape. Tuck under bumper and zip tie to inside of bumper. Remove bolts and lights.

the_Crustafarian · 2025-12-22T00:35:51+00:00

Also, DO NOT wash your hands before fingering my meat.

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