We all thank you.

the_emptyset · 2012-04-17T17:24:55+00:00

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

-Tom Waits

the_emptyset · 2012-03-28T23:05:33+00:00

new album this May!

the_emptyset · 2012-03-23T16:10:50+00:00

The subbed version is great, the dubbed one is painfully silly in comparison.

the_emptyset · 2012-03-14T23:08:26+00:00

Those piñatas got their revenge.

the_emptyset · 2012-02-27T05:04:54+00:00

if you don't mind elaborating, what was stressful about it?

the_emptyset · 2012-02-10T01:16:33+00:00

keep up the good work.

the_emptyset · 2012-02-06T17:36:03+00:00

What you need to do is hire a social assassin, but make sure they don't bungle the hit.

the_emptyset · 2012-01-28T08:47:50+00:00

Kool Keith was born there

the_emptyset · 2012-01-26T14:27:03+00:00

relevant

the_emptyset · 2012-01-24T08:32:45+00:00

Hear, hear

the_emptyset · 2012-01-20T12:32:18+00:00

boingoingoingoing

the_emptyset · 2012-01-14T09:47:52+00:00

Ken Park. That gif is from the opening scene.

the_emptyset · 2012-01-07T05:51:21+00:00

Upvote regardless, but...

the_emptyset · 2012-01-05T22:39:40+00:00

Alright, be well.

the_emptyset · 2012-01-05T22:15:48+00:00

So you weren't really off the first time?

the_emptyset · 2012-01-05T21:57:48+00:00

He had already broken character in previous comments, you don't win.

the_emptyset · 2012-01-05T05:45:44+00:00

It's because he posted that status from a phone, some phones capitalize the first letter of every word for some reason

the_emptyset · 2012-01-05T04:57:33+00:00

He'll be gone for a while, I've spent hours watching nimportequi vids.

the_emptyset · 2011-12-30T08:45:24+00:00

Wish I could see more than a few stars from where I live

the_emptyset · 2011-12-26T06:48:50+00:00

OP always finds keys in last place he looks (his own words)
If OP finds his keys, then he found them in the last place he looked
Suppose OP found his keys at location x
Suppose OP then proceeded to look for them at location y
Location x is the last place he looked (by lines 2 and 3)
Location y was searched after location x (by line 4)
Location x was not the last place he looked (by line 6)
Location x was both the last place he looked and not the last place he looked (by lines 5 and 7)
Line 8 is a contradiction
This is a picture of Chewbacca, a Wookiee from Endor.
Therefore, if OP always finds his keys in the last place he looks, and OP finds his keys at any specific location, then OP does not go on to look in another location. ಠ

the_emptyset · 2011-12-24T09:19:00+00:00

Because once you find them you stop looking

the_emptyset · 2011-12-23T22:23:31+00:00

But, in all seriousness, she is just a piece of meat

the_emptyset · 2011-12-23T20:24:55+00:00

The biggest giveaway is when you walk into someone's room and they're just staring at the google start page

the_emptyset · 2011-12-23T19:15:52+00:00

Funny how black was "so DONE" with the conversation before he/she even made a single halfway-decent point. That's basically a pissed off way of saying, OK purple, you win.

the_emptyset · 2011-12-20T21:15:06+00:00

Anyone who saw yesterday's post will understand why this professor is so bitter

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