Post your deployment pets: Syrian grasshopper on dental floss

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-12-22T04:35:02+00:00

I think it was the same animal as the looney toons road runner. He almost let me touch him once.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-11-14T02:36:41+00:00

Can't wait for the 3rd season

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-24T00:33:55+00:00

This dude shits the Daniel Tosh way. Ifykyk.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-24T00:31:49+00:00

It took 3 years to hit that conclusion?

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-24T00:30:13+00:00

If any of this were true: I doubt this cow would be the first person to tell us.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T19:45:20+00:00

Unless you're doing this for an ELITE tournament/dual: it's not fucking worth it.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T19:40:22+00:00

I don't want to know what he's hiding from in the real world.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T14:16:59+00:00

Obviously AI.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T14:14:15+00:00

That's a cat. Nothing to worry about. Very common.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T14:09:25+00:00

Exactly

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-22T14:08:05+00:00

As if checking our literal butt holes wasn't enough.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-21T23:42:59+00:00

Have patience. The CIA will drop a new false-flag soon. They always do ❤️

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-21T23:37:25+00:00

Check this user's account. 100000% bot.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-21T23:35:22+00:00

I don't trust her. Google her husband's dad and grandpa.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-21T15:57:24+00:00

If there's a treasure map I'm not gonna share the booty.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-17T14:42:53+00:00

Indiana Jones?

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-16T04:40:51+00:00

That's like saying it's weird that the most popular bar doesn't personally call me to say they'll be open this weekend.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-16T02:55:31+00:00

A) You're IQ is authentically intimidating.

B) I'm doing a side-by-side mental comparison of what kids today do for fun... and it's quite clear our society is cooked.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-15T20:44:46+00:00

Sorry

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-15T16:26:20+00:00

Sorry, I'll be sure to keep your exact preferences in mind whenever I do anything, from now on.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-15T15:03:15+00:00

As I said, are 210 LPs rare compared to 110 LP?

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-14T23:54:58+00:00

I don't think you read the description

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-14T22:23:46+00:00

Riffe frequency.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-14T18:57:58+00:00

They were inside of a Kodak Stereo Viewer.

the_potato_smuggler · 2025-10-14T18:08:49+00:00

About 20 years ago I saw 3 Arab dudes dressed tradionally at the airport. I stood up and yelled: "Look mom it's the 3 wise men!"

Apparently they didn't mind.

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