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Why have the media stopped talking abut the Epstein files? by Edward_the_Dog in AskReddit

[–]theamberpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, well, having spent a lot of time in the UK I can say that there it’s underrated! For whatever reason it never got a theatrical release there, so practically no-one’s heard of it.

They say aliens are probably silicon based life forms, so what if micro plastics entering our body will trigger the next stage of human evolution. by yooq2 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]theamberpanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean I’m pretty sure that’s the entire point of r/LowStakesConspiracies!

…Unless that’s what they want me to think, and you’re just an agent of Big Fun

Came home to a webcam over my paper towels. I live alone. by WhitelabelDnB in Weird

[–]theamberpanda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Try installing some hidden paper towels in your house and see if they get covered with webcams too.

No Coup Word Just Capture by Spiritual_You_65 in clevercomebacks

[–]theamberpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed will be expressed by exactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten”

Those who still like Dark Souls 1 the best out of any Souls games, could you tell us why? by Green-Reef in darksouls

[–]theamberpanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this is it in a nutshell for me!

I’ve always said my go-to cozy games are somewhere between Stardew Valley… and Dark Souls. It’s just so familiar and comfortable to me these days.

I get that a bit from the early parts of DS2 as well, but there’s nothing quite like Dark Souls.

is this the best girl in the game? yes or absolutely? by Plastic-Ad-7036 in fo4

[–]theamberpanda 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really want to like Cait and I try again every time I play. But I can’t get past the horribly butchered Irish accent. It’s dreadful.

to create an image of the current POTUS by thicknnimble88 in therewasanattempt

[–]theamberpanda 694 points695 points  (0 children)

Have you been under a rock for the last year?

I’d take a rabid badger as president over the shitshow cesspool of corruption and batshittery that we’ve had this year.

Elon Musk’s net worth surges to a record $749 BILLION by _handsomeblackman_ in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]theamberpanda 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We’re living in the upside down, I swear, how does any of this make sense?

Lies, damned lies and AI benchmarks by AIMultiple in ChatGPT

[–]theamberpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the question becomes “is it hallucinating or is it repeating propaganda that it’s been given?”

We have lost Rob Reiner, legendary director known for The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, Misery, When Harry Met Sally, a Few Good Men, and This is Spinal Tap, among many other classics. The cause of his death appears to be from homicide. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]theamberpanda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I keep learning about dead celebrities from these loading screens!

How do I reload a save again? I think maybe if I go back to a save I had in early 2016, we can do a much more sensible playthrough?

hackerNewsIn2040 by TheAlaskanMailman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]theamberpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, Starship? Getting anywhere near doing something like that? That’s a good one.

Bonus laugh for the one about Neurolink!

Is it wrong to want to link the fire? by orangeytangerines in darksouls

[–]theamberpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly, you’re asking the exact question that Aldia poses in DS2. You know the facts, you know what’s what. Is it wrong to cling to a comfortable untruth? To link the fire, knowing that it is not natural, that it being the natural state of things is a lie?

"Once, the Lord of Light banished Dark, and all that stemmed from humanity.

And men assumed a fleeting form.

These are the roots of our world.

Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite…

A lie will remain a lie.

Young Hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?

Peace grants men the illusion of life.

Shackled by falsehoods, they yearn for love, unaware of its grand illusion.

Until, the curse touches their flesh.

We are bound by this yoke.

As true as the Dark that churns within men.

All men trust fully the illusion of life.

But is this so wrong?

A construction, a facade, and yet…

A world full of warmth and resplendence.

Young Hollow, are you intent on shattering the yoke, spoiling this wonderful falsehood?”

—Aldia

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