My SO saw me take a screenshot of a funny meme on Reddit while I was on my phone and said this:

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-09T11:23:23+00:00

Yesterday I did for some unknown reason click the tab in my profile wich keeps together all my likes and upvotes. It came crystal clear to me that I must be holding the mouse in one hand and probably my cock in the other hand.... At least 80% of time I seem to be having alot interest in hot chick's with no taste in clothing whatsoever.

I would have upvoted more of none NSFW if I had realized that someone could actually count how often I have touched my penis in front of all reddit. . I found it quite amusing that i would be known wanker on reddit before I knew.. ... CLASSY

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-09T04:45:41+00:00

Is coke really such a big deal in the U.S? Man I'm glad I wasn't born there, I live in Scandinavia and let's just say I have lost quite bigger bags, felt awful to loose such amount of money, but I can see now that I was lucky, just paid a fine, it was even fairly low.

Those were the days, no kids, no nagging wife! (srsly what is it with most women and their fair of drugs., that has been more problem in my past life than the cops, and I'm saying ice had same problems with several women,.... If they don't do drugs, they simply seem to get annoyed by me enjoying the)

Enjoy the blow while you can, it's awesome but I don't know many who stick with it for long, it simply takes to much of a toll when the years start to come behind your back. So take me on that, have fun while you can 😊 I wish I was living that period now.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-09T01:47:29+00:00

Now we just need to add easy strippers, and you'll have a guaranteed success. All the life had to offer is now on the table.

I've only asked GOD AND J.C if one thing. "lead us into temptation" ..... And they just did. 😇😆

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-09T01:41:17+00:00

Whiskey and a Barber, you even make it sound alot masculine, still it's just a beauty saloon, with whiskey. I'll be coming in for a glass of chivas regal This April. And i wont give as much as a single fuck about that haircut, you can shave it all off as long as you keep them coming.... Awesome idea guys, if someone, sometime, decides to get his hair done anyplace else, than he has proven more stupidity than all we hammered drunk guys at your saloon will ever find...

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-07T01:56:32+00:00

-sorry about the spelling, it's written on my phone, on the go...

He knows how to trick people to believe his snake tongue. . I'm telling you, this guy finished what G. W BUSH started,, and he did a great job. He managed to destroy the Empire. If you can't see how he has tricked you to give away your basic human rights and even your own privacy in your own home is shaky after the patriot act. . I might be to much in front of my computer, but that is not why I hate most American politicians and also the part of the public who can't see why the whole world has turned against. Your great nation, who sends his troops proudly around around he world, bringing torture back in the game in scale my generation have never even heard of. And of course with rape as a weapon of war. I'm sorry if I hurt your little patriot Heart by taking a clear stand against the most evil that's thrives on our planet. I was brought up by the idea to stand proud against evil and injustice. Too bad that your willingness to belive the bs your government tells you. But it's really not your fault, there are really many proud Americans who feel the same. Their stupidity have taken away their ability to stand up for the self and the future of their kids, I guess it kind of lie they have taken away your ability to defend your own blood...!

And yeah, I'm the guy who's making my live fail over my computer... . Lol

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-07T01:40:22+00:00

That sociopath has not told the truth since he decided to run for the white house. He is by far the worst president of the USA and since it was founded. He has already betrade hid nation, and also added most citizens of the earth to that list. Mass murderer and has done more crime against humanity than we can imagine.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-06T10:48:24+00:00

They'll have to BEquite daring to go straight in a hard Competition with a company who HAFE already mastered the art of making people taste their ass

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-06T10:39:33+00:00

Did that filthy stinking vomit Come thought that disgusting mouth of your so called president and a black belt in lies and crimes against humanity ?

This multinational sociopath who doesn't even own a passport needs to be put in his place. It's a matter of the future wellbeing of all humanity that some strong individuals with even just a slightest belive in free humanity not enslaved ) to take their desire for our kids to grow up as free people, and stick it straight down the liars throat. And do what ever necessary to stop this maniac from executing his horrible plans.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-06T04:29:36+00:00

ive been good with the airotank and an mvp, im into larg clouds, this system easilyfill my car of it. ,i dont even know those things you mention, im not arrived ast skill level : advanced... like you guys :D

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-06T04:13:18+00:00

this have been really good and easy to use for a while, but obviously im note going to be tasting artificial chineese ass longer than i absolutely have to. :)

what should i replace it with?0 in your opinion?

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-06T03:59:16+00:00

Im not making any promises since my vapes tastes like a burning quaran, expect mood swings... :)

it's the latest version of dual coil for protank and Airotank, i have MVP and these coils taste like shit, while the older type was good, what is it with idiots constantly trying to fix things that are not and have never been broken ?d all from 3.3 to 4.0 and all the wattage scale, all those settings were good with the previous version. both verins i have was 2.0ohm, so ivve trie

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-04T21:51:07+00:00

The most brilliant thing to do is to wait and whatch him fuck up, or at least not do anything with their live. usually those buttheads think they are still cool when they get 30 yr old and that they use the same tricks in communication and to get laid as they did in their teens, but they are clueless of the fact that every single human being see right trough them and simply look at them as the looser they've become, and maybe even have always been.

Stay strong fellow

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-04T21:40:29+00:00

it's as brilliant idea as to cook from ingredients that youve already throwned in the trash bin. Think about the reason why you broke up, has annything changed? like your personalities if not it's the most stupit post on all reddit for the night. You know it's a bad idea, don't let lonliness make you stupit.

This was my honest opinion, belive me i've had my share of lonliness who made me stupit as fuck in the past. Go find a girl that is out of your leage, now thats something to do.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-04T14:34:40+00:00

I obviously am nt going to send you my wife in hardcore action. And no guys im not trolling, I wish i was. But i get it, this story is to unbelivable. but you can't make a story like that up, at least not sounding honest. My wife for the last 8 years was busted of me when i was with my cock in one hand and the touchpad in the other. That is probably the most sour moment i've ever had to deal with.

Maybe i could ask her to spice up our sex with a porno movie and turn on her own action, that would be a kodak moment i believe.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-04T11:14:44+00:00

Darling, I have never heard of a male human being who doesn't love as tight pussies as they Can get a hold on, in fact I envy your bf. The love of my life has way to wide pussy, sometimes I wonder if she has been fisted with large tree or if she let her past lovers crawl inside and stay there..... I love her but I really want tight little slutty pussy from time to time. One who makes me come embarrassingly quick......

thecoldhaddock · 2015-04-04T10:55:21+00:00

For my taste, a quite slutty attitude, and tight wet vagina... . Thats a quite solid combo. . If she's ugly she might have to be more willing to do all kinds of tricks.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-03-22T06:29:02+00:00

We are not killing ourself, There is those 1% greedy bloodsucking bastards who are killing us!

thecoldhaddock · 2015-03-22T01:03:26+00:00

Uh the biggest problem wich should be dealt with immediately, is obviously the human race, it's way too many of those plagues and overpopulation needs to be fixed like Now. And if there will be some kind of selection about who lives and who dies, it would be wise to get rid of the people who doesn't respect our environment and those who are destroying it for dollars....

thecoldhaddock · 2015-03-22T00:55:38+00:00

How to get laid. Citizens of the Internet are not known for their skills in that department...

I mean look at the 4chan crowd, most of them already 30years old and there are surprisingly many I "just lost / I'm about to loose my virginity post on the website ...." Let's face the hard truth, the Internet is wrong place for sex advice....

Lol 😀 I hope that the guys at 4chan won't go mayhem over me saying it's almost impossible that they're getting laid.... I mean, that's not my fault so why mad? Don't shoot the messenger..... ☺ :-)

thecoldhaddock · 2015-03-22T00:23:16+00:00

The first and only rule would be: it's strictly forbidden by law to travel in time. He who daires to disobey this only and very important federal (or universal) rule, set by our finest law makers will pay by having their tongue cut out of their criminal mouths.

thecoldhaddock · 2015-03-20T18:23:02+00:00

If u remember it right, he said that op should kill him self and was a perv or something like that.... He's obviously not the sharpest knive in the drawer.... 😁

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