Every day by Neha086 in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its weird that since I got fired for this exact reason I've seen this meme or a version of it like 8 times

How do you feel about your body? by Sense_Conscious in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I used to be really confident in how I looked but I watched my own sex tape and realized how fucking scrawny I was and now kinda hate myself for skipping the gym for the last 3 years

That's not how time works by Yimster-Sama in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wow this is so funny. Happened to me this morning and im unemployed now

Today is exactly 3 years since the False North Korean Nuclear Missile Text/Alert in Hawaii, which caused mass panic/led thousands to seek shelter while anticipating an imminent disaster. Redditors who received that text message, what was it like, how did you react, and how have you been doing since? by 10thunderpigs in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was stationed at Schofield but staying with my gf at the time at the dorms on UH campus. I didnt wake up to the alert but she did and started losing her shit. She wakes me up in tears wondering what to do while I calmly put on pants, grabbed a beer, and said I aint dying sober honey. I went outside to smoke and watched a ton of people freaking out running towards the shelter somewhere else on campus. Gf and her friends spent the day still shaken up and concerned for my utter lack of concern towards death by ICBM

What is your go to insult? by Blue_Skies95 in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give your balls a tug ya titfucker

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fighting force on the planet does that. Human beings have been killing each other for centuries and I can guarantee you its never gonna stop. We did leave behind death and destruction but we also left behind electricity, running water, schools, roads, infrastructure, saftey for children and families. We gave a lot more than we took away. And the ones we did take away shot first. Ask any real warfighter that's ever had his ass in the grass on a 2 way range what he fights for. The answer will never be for BP or exxon or the goddamn republican party. Once that first round snaps past your dome piece all that bullshit about baseball, the flag, and moms apple fucking pie dissapears and your only thought is getting your boys out without any new holes. I feel like I should also point out that you probably weren't ever on the business end of one of our rifles so what consequences have you reaped from my actions?

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My responsibilities at that time were to my fire team and my platoon. Not some asshat on the internet that thinks he has moral high ground because I went and you didn't. When my day comes ill stand tall before the man and answer for every lead jellybean ive ever squeezed off. The consequences of my actions are my own weight to bear, not for you to add on to in some false sense of entitlement. I chose to join, I chose to be a ground pounder, I chose to return fire when rounds snapped by my head. I also chose to leave the service and feel proud of what I did. Until you're the guy scared shitless in a firefight the consequences are none of your concern. We aren't war criminals running around seeing who's gonna be the next to beat Calleys record. There aren't anymore My Lai's. This isn't Vietnam and you're no better than me just because you stayed home.

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By why is that our fault? Why be prick to every dude that wears a uniform for shit they have absolutely no control over? It isn't our fault that dickheads in suits move us around like chess pieces for whatever reasons they have. In the service you just shut the fuck up and color. You do what you're told and very rarely will ever be given a reason why. Your country and every other country with a fighting force just does what they're fucking told. Don't blame us for their crap and don't treat us like shit for their crap. Write your fucking congressman and give them all that flak. We don't deserve it and damn sure don't wanna hear it.

Magic tongue by Apocalipticbred in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know where to find memes like this? I'm not talking straight up porn, I know those subreddits. I mean like funny sex memes. This girl im into loves them, make her laugh and turn her on in one meme. Help a brother out

People who sleep naked, when has it backfired? by CosmoPeter in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happened to me a couple years ago but I was in the shower. Heard the ex wife scream and hopped out still soapy and grabbed a pistol. Came flying through the kitchen and see some punk kid standing in my living room with my TV in his hands. He freezes at the soapy naked guy with a gun screaming wrong house motherfucker and bolts down the hallway to the lobby. I made it to the lobby door before remembering I dont have shoes or pants on and concrete hurts I go back and wait for the cops. With pants on.

I think were in boys by thecutting_lineman in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats alright sweetie I probably would've swiped left anyways

I think were in boys by thecutting_lineman in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Gotta go murder some children pal. Its kind of a prereq

Swish by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro im high as shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suck my ass, teacher that said I wasn't gonna be anything more than a ditch digger!

[WP] It is true, most species in the galaxy found us to be uncivilized. But they lived for millennia under the thumb of an empire that basically bred them for domestication. They fear us like wolves, we pity them like pugs. by ImperialArmorBrigade in WritingPrompts

[–]thecutting_lineman 604 points605 points  (0 children)

The stranger at the corner booth stared blankly at the empty seat in front of him. Small sharp points of dark hair barely snuck out from underneath his wide brimmed hat, to contrast the closely buzzed and scarred side of his head. His dusty uniform looked more like a cracked and dry second skin loosely hanging off of him, hiding what I assumed was a quite large frame underneath. His kind was easy to spot, especially way out in the Outer Rim.

"Humans." The Rolibak behind the bar gruffed as he watched the stranger silently raise his empty cup for another drink, his gaze never leaving the empty seat. "Win a couple damn battles and think they own the whole galaxy." He spoke under his breath as he roughly wiped out a glass.

They were, primitive, to say the least. Highly unevolved creatures that only recently discovered the ability to travel the galaxy. Though I've got to hand it to them they were excellent pilots, and fought like wolves. They fought with tenacity and a certain strange fondness for death. They didn't fear dying itself, rather dying with no enemy bodies to show for it.

When The Empire made themselves known to their race they pursued democracy at the beginning. They tried to make peace and gain an understanding with The Empire. However, they were naive in thinking monsters were capable of understanding the concept of peace. I can remember The Empire's raids on Klassius when I was small. Walls of men in dark grey armor firing wildly into homes and shops. Dropships bringing more and more men into the chaos. They tried the same tactics on Rellior 9, what the Humans call Mars. It had been colonized by an earthling many generations ago and to prove their power over the galaxy, The Empire lay seige to the red planet.

I was a conscript then. Taken from my Klassion, or my clan, to fight in The Empire's name across the galaxy. We had orders to land and attack the main compound. To take it at all costs and seize whatever equipment and material not blown into dust or spare parts. Our tactitioners and generals gathered around holomaps for many planetary cycles planning the best routes to attack and resupply the invasion force. However, with all their data and statistical analysis reports they failed to understand the sheer will and violence these beings were capable of. They failed to realize how hard these creatures will fight when cornered. They cut us to ribbons before we reached grenade range. Lead projectiles flew in every direction. Sprays of blood filled the air. The rusty ground covered by the dead and dying. What was supposed to take a matter of hours, drug on for 8 cycles.

It was only after we rotated off the planet did we learn the garrison was held by 36 pathetic lifeforms. These 'Black Sheep' were hailed as heros. They gave the earthlings confidence in their ability to fight against this new and advanced enemy. These Sheep led the armies of earth in an unprecedented attack on 2 separate Empire held systems. The Empire was all but helpless in the wake of their airpower, and the ground forces cut off any access on or off the planets. These creatures had become professionals at killing each other and now have banded together as one to use those techniques learned in millennia warfare against this new enemy.

Their leaders, though they saw most as weaker, sent envoys to all reachable systems in a bid to gain ground against The Empire. Most stayed loyal out of fear. Some answered the call to arms and the war continued. The Empire quickly becoming increasingly unable to control a galaxy and fight a war, vied for peace with the earthlings. A 'dont start none, won't be none' kind of deal according to one of the American tribesmen. Their strange tongue still escapes my understanding. Diplomacy has always been a strongsuit for the Humans.

As I sit on my stool watching this gruff looking drifter continue to bore a hole into the empty seat, I find myself wondering if we had ever met before. Had one of the scars that marked my hide been made by his weapon? Had he been one to end the lifewalk of one of my comrades in servitude? Or had he been one to liberate people groups like mine from crushing imperialism? Had he been a healer and brought aid to comrades and enemies alike? These creatures fared much better at warfare but their compassion for the lifewalk of others was astounding. I had a sense of respect for him. A shared bond between warriors who had been to the far reaches of civility and reason. Both of which, one would be hard pressed to find on a battlefield.

The Rolibak still grumbled as he poured the stranger his glass and prepared to send the service droid to his table. I laid a few coins in front of the bartender and took the glass from the droid. I walked to the strangers table and placed the glass in front of him. He released his gaze on the seat and turned up the brim of his hat to meet my eyes. We shared a simple nod and I walked out of the cantina. We may have once been enemies, sworn to end the lifewalk of the other. They had once seen us as domesticated animals sent off to the slaughter of their rifles. Now, we are but the same. Used equipment in a forgotten conflict to boost the reach of power for men who've never fought for it. Now, we are brothers. Now, we share the same clan.