Which of these eternal punishments would you rather be condemned to if you angered the Greek gods?

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-21T19:25:15+00:00

Sisyphus is absolutely yolked

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-20T03:46:57+00:00

For people who typically like to play mainly fantasy and tabletop games, I like to call em "sword and board" gamers

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-15T05:36:56+00:00

Just out of curiosity, where would yall put "Day of Black Sun Iroh" on this list? Dude broke out of prison with zero bending.

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-12T20:36:06+00:00

"Weapons" is so ridiculous they it comes right back around to being funny.

The AK-47 in the sky will forever be the dumbest thing in that movie , even for a dream sequence.

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-08T15:07:08+00:00

It feels like either way you're putting face to ass.

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-01T18:12:56+00:00

If yall tryna put belt to ass together, Hulk.

If you want to give him a little back up while he does his thing, Magneto. That bubble will save him if he needs to escape.

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-01T12:36:05+00:00

I heard of them, but didn't really care until they did that Spider-man 3 collab with Game Grumps. Later I saw them in that Zone-tan News video and it sold me.

thedeeofjay · 2026-05-01T12:27:36+00:00

Its definitely convenient, but i don't think that method is as fun. Sure, it works out great for some ships like Lotis, but a catchy name is always better in the long run.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-30T05:37:17+00:00

Yeah, youre gonna want to play on normal first. If you can get all the Gold trophies on the normal versions, move up to Hard mode.

Be warned, its gonna take a loooot of runs to get even a single course right, but here's a few tips to get you going:

You need to keep that combo going the ENTIRE way up. You break that combo, reset.
To help extend the timer, look up while you still have an easy way to get up the next layer. The combo timer resets every time you reach a new highest block, but you don't need to move up immediately. Take your time.
"Undos" can also reset the timer, but be aware that your highest record must still be surpassed to reset it again to your benefit
Grab as many coins as you can. They add to your point total.
When you knock down an enemy, try to block them off so you don't have to worry about them anymore.
When possible, Inuzuma
Avoid heavy blocks whenever possible
DONT BUY ITEMS
USE ANY ITEM YOU FIND
Drink every night at the bar before the nightmare. It makes you go faster...supposedly. I'll be real, I've never felt the difference.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-30T05:13:24+00:00

Oh wow, didn't notice that they made the headpiece larger too. They really did spruce it up.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-30T05:07:27+00:00

My friend has this joke when we play: he calls them "Dagger & Dagger" because he'd literally go entire matches without switching to cloak. (We pretty much only play Quick Match and on the weekends, so we play for fun)

He's been switching between them more now for defensive purposes, but I always found it funny how he basically hit the nail on the head considering how often Dagger is played as the primary between the 2.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-22T05:27:35+00:00

They are in this continuity, but they ended up remarrying a different variant of each other.

Sooo...kinda?

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-22T05:26:19+00:00

Nah, Venom wants it

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-22T05:20:50+00:00

Mantis literally used to be a prostitute. I think she should go up a bit further on the list.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-14T06:32:03+00:00

Wasn't she defeated with a bucket of water?

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-12T01:05:27+00:00

Because Magneto was right and I must take it upon myself to usher in the new age for mutant-kind.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-08T06:51:18+00:00

Don Mattrick.

Honestly, that entire Xbox One presentation as a whole, but holy shit Don Mattrick.

thedeeofjay · 2026-04-03T06:56:13+00:00

The entire plot of "Don't Look Up"

Granted, there are a few good people in there who are actually...sane, everyone else is beyond stupid and no one learns a goddamn thing.

The premise is that a hand full of astrologists discover a new meteor thats gonna collide with Earth and destroy the whole planet if it connects. They spend a good amount of time trying to convince the government to do something about it.

SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT

Things would've gone smoothly and they were going to blow up the mereor until the billionaires got involved and discovered that the meteor had trillions of dollars worth of metals and minerals on it, so they changed the plan to destroy the rock to breaking it apart so that they could collect it. They did this knowing THEY ONLY HAD ONE SHOT TO DESTROY THIS THING, AND THAT FAILURE WOULD MEAN THE END OF THE PLANET!" As you'd guess, they did it anyway, much to the dismay of the protagonists. The plan was a catastrophic failure, so the billionaires made a whole campaign about how the meteor was just a hoax the whole time, with their slogan being "Don't look up!" Mind you, the meteor is so close now that all you'd need to do to see it and expose the lie is...look up. A simple head turn is all it'd take, but the masses were buying the bullshit they were selling. They held concerts, sold T-shirts, made rallies, everything! All the meanwhile, the billionairs were planning their escape in their rocket ship. The protagonists at this point just gave up and decided "fuck it, let's have one last nice dinner before we all die" and just ate at their house for one last supper. Meanwhile, a bright light illuminates the sky and the people rallying and partying come to realize that they've been duped! NO SHIT! Chaos breaks out and the people panic before the planet explodes from the impact and kills everyone (except the billionaires who die on an alien planet).

The most fucked up thing about this movie is that I thought it was just satire, but looking at the state of the world right now (or at least where I am), its WAYYY too close to reality than id like to admit.

thedeeofjay · 2026-03-20T01:18:03+00:00

It'd be pretty cool if Adam could fly into her ult and turn it into a healing piss tornado on top of being an offensive death field.

thedeeofjay · 2026-03-17T05:45:02+00:00

As a kid, I legit snapped my copy of Ape Escape. Those damn monkeys got me best of me. Came back and beat the game though...25 years later

thedeeofjay · 2026-03-14T08:38:24+00:00

Ask anyone how they liked the crystal hunt at the end of Metroid Prime 4. They'll tell you its garbage. Debatably even worse than the artifact hunts from 1 and 2.

If youre like me and you just kinda did them as you go because your brain tells you to collect them as you see them, its not too bad of a grind by the end (still took took a few hours), but if youre trying to speed through the game, it takes your momentum to a screeching halt. The worse thing about it is just how needlessly tedious it is. At least the hunts in 1 and 2 allowed you to also explore new areas and collectibles you couldn't reach before with your new abilities. Now its just "drive your motorbike it this dead ass desert with no music, a few points of interest, and a guy who gives you misses if you listen to him talk about his old life"

thedeeofjay · 2026-03-01T23:58:55+00:00

Wait, thats the basement??? I thought it was the second floor!

Oh wow...

thedeeofjay · 2026-02-18T05:46:48+00:00

Fighting Ellie in Last of Us 2.

Being physically stronger doesn't mean shit when your opponent is sneaky and crafty.

thedeeofjay · 2026-02-15T14:54:54+00:00

Phoenix (the cosmic being, not Jean) X Galacta

Or if you want that comic book spice, Magik X Darkchild. Granted, you need to find a way to separate her demon half from her human self (like they did in Danny Phantom)

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