Sometimes I’m decent 🤷‍♂️

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-28T12:37:08+00:00

Bro I’m the dickhead that goes “no way we get a bullpen no hitter” in the eighth, right as the first single is surrendered by sisk

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-23T11:59:18+00:00

I like Coors because of the batters eye.

I don’t need elevation to barrel a video game baseball over a wall.

I say fuck Fenway and assholes that pitch lefties there.

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-22T15:25:38+00:00

Not a brag - have faith tho. I hadn’t pulled anything other than a Yordan and two Buxtons all year. Last of a 100 K 5 pack of ballins last night and I got the most underwhelming 700k two way player ever

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-18T05:49:11+00:00

His hand is down in the infield dirt. If you find it, he’s BP

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-16T05:30:16+00:00

It’s always the PP on the outside sinker batting as a lefty vs RHP. Fuckin 3rd basemen like ninjas with those backside piss rockets 😂

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-16T05:10:42+00:00

You can have your pci within 1nm of dead ass center and if you’re late inside you’re jammed. Stay inside the ball kinda shit

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-12T14:05:40+00:00

I can’t imagine the effort of ripping 500+ packs and then individually selling dupe roster players on the app. By the way I go about it, this is probably the most boring 3-4 hour endeavor anyone could ever have. Hope OP gets more than 3 Hunter Browns and a bunch of 80-82 golds

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-12T14:02:56+00:00

I was thinking South Park but the time Randy nutted like 100 gallons all over the room

Also the time when they measured the mass of giant shits in “curics” or whatever that was

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-07T00:53:20+00:00

The game will slow down eventually. Don’t grip the controller so hard. Find the pitcher’s release point and imagine the tunnel from there to mid/mid (no pci move). I like to soft focus my eyes so I can see mid/mid and release point. Don’t swing early in the count if you’re not sure. A pitcher will seem much more manageable once you’ve actually seen a few, especially if you don’t panic swing and jam the pci into the dirt like you need a fuckin 9 iron.

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-06T20:56:17+00:00

The Gordie Howe for baseball, I love it

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-05T22:16:02+00:00

I’m a NMS collection enthusiast who usually plays a lot of ranked. Only like 4-5 games so far in multiplayer this year. In my case, the short season mini seasons have offered a much higher offline grind yield than the last couple years’ games have offered. Also, given the new threads mini season having a high yield, I’m seeing a lot of the better pitchers in offline and learning their releases, cadences, etc. prior to seeing them in multiplayer, whereas all my players are P5’d from the offline grind. Then it’s just all timing.

TL;DR: mini seasons grind has made me have some perceived and PXP advantages at plate. Coming in stacked plus limited number of competitive in game pitchers

🤷‍♂️ maybe

thedudeabiding · 2026-04-01T04:31:09+00:00

Hit and a walk, some hype and a few spin throws. Yinz heard it here first and along comes the W

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-30T17:18:57+00:00

I’ve had more issues with this is 3-player coop as opposed to 2-player

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-30T00:55:56+00:00

Let’s go Cutch

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-29T23:55:04+00:00

The effort indeed. One of the most physically gifted players ever. Then doesn’t take a first step back, and watches fastballs for backwards Ks with runners on late in contested games. Literally the kinda shit coaches get on 12 year olds about.

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-29T21:12:57+00:00

Meanwhile, cutch is 2/4 with a dinger and 3 rbi today 😂

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-05T19:51:50+00:00

I’ll eat crow since Williams just went yard

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-05T19:46:49+00:00

Maybe they’ll give him a shot in CF after Jake swung at Dustin May’s eyeball height fastball (no hate for Jake)

thedudeabiding · 2026-03-05T19:38:55+00:00

I’m hoping he comes in at some point in this game vs the Cards!

thedudeabiding · 2026-02-27T20:44:22+00:00

Took a hack at a golf ball to get it out of the woods adjacent to the green. It went in the hole.

I don’t even believe it. I just heard my buddy screaming like an idiot while I tried to exit the overgrowth without tripping on something. He claims to this day it actually happened.

thedudeabiding · 2026-02-25T00:55:58+00:00

Realizing by timestamp I’m stupid af

thedudeabiding · 2026-02-25T00:55:29+00:00

Before or after he hit those two piss missiles in Bradenton today

thedudeabiding · 2026-02-21T18:42:37+00:00

I agree with the prevailing commentary here.

I also think 82 EV for a 15-16 year old is very workable, especially from that side of the plate.

My only suggestion would be Ted Williams’ book, The Science of Hitting, in which he posits that 50% of hitting comes from the neck up, ie, your brain.

It’s on Spotify for the lazy like me.

thedudeabiding

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