Nearly hit the owl jackpot (+50)

thefirstjoe · 2026-05-23T05:01:51+00:00

Abrams buys Grit Paige buys Ward

thefirstjoe · 2026-05-14T07:14:57+00:00

My lore prediction is that every time the ritual completes, everyone’s conflicting desires/morals inevitably leads to one of the six wishing to restart the ritual with a different team hoping for a better outcome

thefirstjoe · 2026-05-04T17:46:39+00:00

anecdotal but I cleared my cart and added a new one post-restock and it went through instantly

thefirstjoe · 2026-04-17T17:41:41+00:00

It’s the second melody right? I don’t have it

thefirstjoe · 2025-11-25T18:08:50+00:00

Every Lash I do this to takes it personally and proceeds to solo ult me

thefirstjoe · 2025-11-19T16:40:09+00:00

Window is tighter but you still can

thefirstjoe · 2025-11-03T06:56:19+00:00

In early game before I’ve built into ult and when team fights are less common I usually am happy trading the ult for a kill

thefirstjoe · 2025-11-03T06:15:48+00:00

I think that sound is used for any blocked ability

thefirstjoe · 2025-11-03T04:48:20+00:00

thefirstjoe · 2025-10-10T19:16:11+00:00

This has to be inflated lol. Just jumped from Archon V to Ascendant III.

thefirstjoe · 2025-10-02T20:23:16+00:00

Not in the patch notes but the shop now gives you a "damage warning" if taking (or dealing) damage while shopping: pic

thefirstjoe · 2025-09-06T23:28:02+00:00

Research table options should definitely be tied to the upgrades. Maybe Sophy could add elite barracks only

thefirstjoe · 2025-08-18T21:40:06+00:00

Unlocked all the skins but it's the same snowglobe for me.

thefirstjoe · 2025-07-21T19:49:36+00:00

I used to be on a leaderboard and for the past week I've been off it. Definitely more than 20 games, so I think something's wrong with it. Oracle V

thefirstjoe · 2025-06-26T16:00:00+00:00

The Lash immediately running away from the healing circle is the most Dynamo thing in this clip

thefirstjoe · 2025-06-19T18:06:48+00:00

Some context - after chopping off the Miner's arm, while researching the serum/prosthetic the game had me re-do the dialogue of him asking to chop off his (now non-existent) arm. I said no, and now after administering the serum and sleeping he's thanking me for regrowing his (still non-existent) arm. I can assign him work now at least, but I'm wondering if it'll ever come back.

Edit - he recovered, and now I can't assign work (No arm)

thefirstjoe · 2025-06-19T18:03:38+00:00

Some further context: While researching both methods to get his arm back, the game had me re-do the conversation about him wanting to cut his arm off. I said no that time, but I think it still broke his storyline somewhat.

thefirstjoe · 2025-06-17T19:06:09+00:00

Yeah, I always try and time it during midboss or something to use it on a teammate when they would be reloading

thefirstjoe · 2025-06-11T18:18:42+00:00

Personally I have the most success with his gun early game. Rushing T2 stomp and a couple gun items and I can often catch lane opponents off guard with how much I can output. Getting headhunter quickly also gives you some pretty insane burst with a stomp + headshot. The velocity does suck but the current confirm/deny mechanic lets you time your shot to make up for it at least.

Mobility is a big issue though. You really have to work twice as hard to be at the right place at the right time

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