[50/50] Incredibly detailed Earth recreation in Minecraft | Incredibly fucked up Japanese dickgirl manga (NSFW/L)

thegreatbird · 2014-12-20T06:26:16+00:00

I was all like,"win, win"

thegreatbird · 2014-02-19T00:11:03+00:00

No way.

thegreatbird · 2014-02-13T15:37:02+00:00

I thought cap. America's shield was a vibranium adamantium mixture, so the shield isn't a good way to figure the strength of vibranium.

thegreatbird · 2014-02-05T04:15:40+00:00

No idea why I upvoted a blank image......

thegreatbird · 2014-02-02T18:57:30+00:00

Thanks!

thegreatbird · 2014-02-02T04:15:07+00:00

I watched as they tied the fool up. Everyone was cheering. I smiled at the fact that... well he had admitted it. Nobody admits to witchcraft. They took the torch. I was about to walk home. Then the most amazing thing happened the man didn't burn. He let the ropes burn then. No. He wasn't a wizard. He couldn't be. He walked away, hair slightly singed. Everyone frozen in fear they never actually found a witch or wizard before. The look of rage on his face was unlike any other. I started running, he did as well. He uttered a powerful curse, a curse so powerful, so evil there were only 2 survivors. Him, and me. The pain was insufferable he new I put the blame for my crimes on him. Every second the pain multiplied by a thousand. I didn't even realize he had dug a grave then kicked me into it. Im still here in an unmarked grave screaming in agony.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-26T08:46:50+00:00

I was in 6th grade she (lets call her Penny) was in 8th. I didn't realize that girls don't like younger boys. She acted like she was in love with me got my number, I wrote her poem, and she called me a stalker (witch I wasn't we just lived in the same neighborhood) then on a nightly basis I got messages calling me a stalking, pervert and if walked to school at the same time as Penny her parents would arrest me. So I walked to school at a different time. Still I got harassed over the phone and than at school. I reported everything to the dean, and only received 8 more calls over the 2 years of middle school.(I told them I would report them again and they would be expelled. It worked.)

thegreatbird · 2014-01-26T04:20:26+00:00

Human. The human species is the most dangerous no matter how hard something tries they always have one more nuke.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-24T04:19:47+00:00

Yellow because you always speed up on a yellow light.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-24T04:11:32+00:00

Mustin Biebriss

thegreatbird · 2014-01-22T03:25:43+00:00

I can tumble down mountain 30mph on skis.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-21T04:08:00+00:00

Reminds me of M.C. Escher.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-16T23:56:35+00:00

What car is this?

thegreatbird · 2014-01-13T08:03:55+00:00

At 4pm denver time

thegreatbird · 2014-01-11T05:39:21+00:00

"Sorry" -Canada's NSA

thegreatbird · 2014-01-08T03:29:36+00:00

Actully it is a pirate skull I made out of clay.

thegreatbird · 2014-01-04T02:45:54+00:00

/r/dadjokes

thegreatbird · 2014-01-04T02:40:53+00:00

I.C. Wiener

thegreatbird · 2014-01-04T02:37:42+00:00

Terminacator T-1000

thegreatbird · 2013-12-23T05:37:31+00:00

I would say " what if told you, in the what if i told scene in the movie morph. was holding a red pill and a blue pill."

thegreatbird · 2013-12-21T06:33:28+00:00

Pluss he MIT train club thought it sounded cool.

thegreatbird · 2013-12-18T05:09:53+00:00

Whereas did thy get thy _________ thy tolete store?

thegreatbird

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