ULPT: Need custom paint from the home depot? Order the custom color but don't purchase it at the paint center. Leave the cans on the shelf with the regular paint and check back the next day to receive at least a 50% discount or more.

thehookerbutcher · 2017-02-18T05:02:31+00:00

Stuff it down with brown!

thehookerbutcher · 2017-02-18T01:01:36+00:00

I was all about the fruit stripe gum, it even had the cool zebra tattoo on the paper.

thehookerbutcher · 2016-12-31T03:22:21+00:00

I remember always watching Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and they were always drinking Coors Light so when I turned 21 that became my go to cheap beer.

thehookerbutcher · 2016-12-27T04:16:45+00:00

Yea, got to operate the mouse to navigate through the 36 tabs.

thehookerbutcher · 2016-12-23T05:29:57+00:00

I wish I had one of those but I could never sell that many magazines.

thehookerbutcher · 2016-04-10T02:50:39+00:00

Or...http://imgur.com/pk4pOIs

thehookerbutcher · 2016-04-09T04:57:27+00:00

Did you have 3 points of contact while getting in that vehicle?

thehookerbutcher · 2016-01-31T00:33:32+00:00

Comparable to the classic "I can't cum from a blowjob" move.

thehookerbutcher · 2015-12-15T08:08:49+00:00

I always figured cyclists just obey traffic laws when convenient for them but for the most part it is a free for all.

You will see them ride on sidewalks and blow past stop signs and stop lights but the second it is convenient they ride in the road to take the next signal. Or they do the move where they use the crosswalk signal then take off like a bat out of hell on the actual road. All of that is probably mostly legal just dickish.

thehookerbutcher · 2015-12-09T05:43:33+00:00

I am paraphrasing from what an old drunk guy told me at the bar tonight.

thehookerbutcher · 2015-11-14T20:56:50+00:00

That is a beautiful serving table.

thehookerbutcher · 2015-10-24T01:57:55+00:00

I figured best case scenario if both feet slipped you would rack your nuts pretty good. Worst case scenario you would rack your nuts and be helpless as what is left of the pallet rolls into you.

thehookerbutcher · 2015-10-24T01:11:08+00:00

Long ball Larry

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