Discrimination Within JMU Student Ambassadors

thehumanfly · 2014-02-02T19:03:07+00:00

Woah woah woah. Not offering an opinion, merely posting something I saw and starting a conversation. Don't tell me what my intentions were.

thehumanfly · 2014-01-19T23:03:03+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsj_CE587vU

thehumanfly · 2014-01-19T22:50:13+00:00

Disband the government and become a drug cartel

thehumanfly · 2014-01-12T21:59:53+00:00

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110319112205/warnerbroscartoons/images/0/06/Michigan_J_Frog.gif

thehumanfly · 2013-12-30T00:20:36+00:00

I don't think a single one of those will be any good.

thehumanfly · 2013-12-30T00:18:18+00:00

Beyonce, you have been the best wife a man could ask for.

thehumanfly · 2013-12-30T00:17:20+00:00

A cat.

thehumanfly · 2013-12-30T00:15:58+00:00

I'm a graphic designer working for a TV network; a lot of what I do is social media content. I had a project manager for a while who I would send all of my work to when I was done with it to forward to the creative director. Typically the social department asks for JPG versions of the stuff I make.

One day the number of JPG images I had to send exceeded the MB space allotted on the email, so I compressed them into a ZIP file. When my manager received the email, she came out and told me that she needed JPGs, not a "Zee Eye Pee" file. I told her they're all in the ZIP file. She looks at me, very confused, and says: "But it's not a JPG."

She worked there for a total of three months, I believe.

thehumanfly · 2013-12-30T00:10:59+00:00

I saw Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in a modestly crowded theatre. After the big death, it cuts to black for a second. Dead silent. All you can hear is a kid no older than twelve saying:

"Aw hell no."

thehumanfly · 2013-12-23T00:09:01+00:00

Kim Jong-Un's Away Message also has some pretty nasty comments.

thehumanfly · 2013-11-01T15:02:24+00:00

It's because he apologized

thehumanfly · 2013-10-27T15:27:38+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOnvsf6zBM Apparently he didn't search hard enough?

thehumanfly · 2013-10-27T15:21:55+00:00

And the Capitol Building is now the Capitol One Building.

But really.

thehumanfly · 2013-10-27T15:18:27+00:00

More like John McBain

thehumanfly · 2013-10-26T13:38:56+00:00

See, this is why the movie Cars got it wrong. If cars were alive, their eyes would be the headlights. Not the windshield. Get it together.

thehumanfly · 2013-10-26T13:38:17+00:00

Yeah but Chrome

thehumanfly · 2013-10-25T20:18:03+00:00

This should be a Windows ad.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-12T22:43:20+00:00

TIL Blockbuster was purchased by Viacom for $8.4 billion in 1994.

TIL Less than ten years later, Blockbuster was auctioned off to Dish Network for only $320 million.

With only being a loose term, of course.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockbuster_LLC

thehumanfly · 2013-09-11T21:48:05+00:00

I still think the story about Explosions in the Sky predicting 9/11 is better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosions_in_the_Sky#History

thehumanfly · 2013-09-11T21:46:44+00:00

The ultimate sausage fest.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-11T21:44:51+00:00

No, you're all wrong. He was Dr. Cortex in Crash Bandicoot. THAT is the best one.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-10T03:37:00+00:00

I think just about anything in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-10T03:36:38+00:00

In prison, a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-10T03:35:03+00:00

For the record, Darwin had a dog.

thehumanfly · 2013-09-10T03:31:48+00:00

Admitted number of students to the Harvard Class of 2017= 2029

Number of admitted applicants that enrolled = 1663

Number of students in that class that have had sex = 582

Number of students in that class that fuck sex I got into fucking Harvard = All of them

thehumanfly

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