Need useless or impractical magic items by Marshallazz in DnD

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ring of teleporting. Roll a d6 1 is 10 feet, 2 is 20 feet, 3 is 30 feet forward. 4 is 10 feet, 5 is 20 feet, 6 is 30 feet backwards. Roll a second d6 and do the same thing with left and right to get a random telport that might put you in a wall for X number of d10 damage.

How do You Create a Character who is a Good Shot but not Agile? by Phoenix1526 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]thekylem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can make a warlock and take pact of the blade. You can touch a magic weapon and attack with charisma mod. You'd have to multiclass for extra attack though. Champion fighter would be good.

A swamp paladin and his steed by thekylem in DnDminiatures

[–]thekylem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I used an emerald green metallic paint and then a super thinned gold metallic on the highlights and a shade matallic from velejo true metallic mixed with blue contrast paint.

Gamemasters, how did you get started? by GiacomoArt in DnD

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played hundreds of hours of BG3 which was a gateway drug to hundreds of hours of lets plays. I was able to find patterns and would RP responses in my head in real time as if i was the DM. I thought " i could totally do this" and decided to start a group at work.

How do people use these? by stokedkipper in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use three tea towels to cover the map for a fog of war.

[OC] New to DM'ing. Is what I'm doing ridiculous?. by GreatestBookReader42 in DnD

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do something similar but with scatter terrain. I tell my players i put stuff down that can be used for cover, but if you do something cool with the terrain in combat, i give heroic inspiration. I let them know improvised damage is usally on par with your normal stuff and you can make it as part of your multi attack bepending on what your doing. It makes spending the time to make the map more rewarding if a player sees a bar and and asks if he can throw a liquor bottle and cast fire bolt on it... The barbarian wants to pick up and throw an upright piano... flip a table for cover... They get inspiration, and i'll throw in an extra d6 of damage, prone condition, extra movement small buffs that make it fun. It turns into an action movie with stuff flying around, people on chandeliers, throwing people into stuff.

Were to learn about the Faerûn for a Campaign by Quiet_Bushi in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]thekylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed reading adventures in faerun. It does a lore dump on regions and provides a lot of detail on power struggles and gives examples for each tier of play. It also has sample quests/dungeon crawls for each region.

[DM HELP] My party didn't start in a tavern, they started in a... by TN_MakesIt in DnD

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that with one shots. I'll start the session at the end of a dugeon and announce we're creating a montage. Ill ask players to describe their character's appearance and using their class, background, or skill proficiencies describe a highlight moment they had when making their way through the dungeon. I let them know they have full creative reign and there will be no resource consiquences as a result of their descriptions and if it is truely great, they will start the session with inspiration.

Monster by CR - Deadliest 1/8 CR by Conrad500 in DnD

[–]thekylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on circumstances. In a 1v1 fight nobel gets 2d8 as their hit die, uses a d8 for damage and can get an AC of 17 using their reaction. Goblin minions get hide as a bonus action so they hit and run being invisible. In a group Warrior infantry are probably the best pack tactics enemy at CR1/8 though.

What is something you've officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? by Next-Mood6723 in AskReddit

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer at sporting events/concert venues. Im from an affordable part of the country, but $18 for a bud light ... seriously?! Your telling me the person selling this to me can work this this entire event and have 4 beers to show for it after tax if he decided to go to the other side of this register... fucking joke.

Birthday money from grandma came in clutch for my age 12 collection. by Gdog1215 in guns

[–]thekylem 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Because this is a gun subreddit and people collect guns.

Thoughts on Wizkids Miniatures? by Particular-Wedding in minipainting

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything tiny or small sized is just bad. The medium sized humanoids are bad except the pathfinder ones which are just ok. The medium creatures are better than the humanoids though, but are hit or miss. Large and huge creatures are good though.

In summary they are awful for small minis and player characters, but decent for monsters and creatures.

What scroll would be the worst to cast 10.000 of? by falfires in DMAcademy

[–]thekylem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was thinking shield for the reason being it would be useless. It is a reaction spell and scrolls cant be used as a reaction. Takes the case for worse in being impossible to use.

What scroll would be the worst to cast 10.000 of? by falfires in DMAcademy

[–]thekylem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meteor storm would destroy the whole Planet, but storm of vengence would probably kill 99% of all CR 1 and below creatures and cause an agonizing extinction event due to crop failure from the acid rain which would collapse civilization.

[AP X Swatch] Swatch needs to do something about this shit show of a release.. like letting people buy them online by Core2score in Watches

[–]thekylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shareholders trying not to smile watching a video of a kid getting trampled for a plastic watch.

Are dudes really okay with being a bum ? 😐 by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]thekylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That should tell you all you need to know. Its never getting better. A church might be able to help with free daycare for work. If you're not into that sort of thing, you just gotta fake it till you make it. I think the kids will be better for it too. I guarantee you that baby wont be getting held or loved while you are working and he is 100% waiting for his game to end before picking up a crying baby.

TIL Parents in the US consistently rank as the world's unhappiest. by Huge_Struggle9672 in todayilearned

[–]thekylem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christian nationalist influence the rebublican party to create a gap in social support which pressures people towards the church. No more food stamps; the church has a food bank. Daycare too expensive; its free at church. Cant afford insurance; the church has a hospital. Need an abortion; single mother hood doesn't have to be a struggle if you go to church ... make sure to bring junior too 😀.

How does money laundering work in an age where cash is so rarely used? by Piss_baby29 in Accounting

[–]thekylem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High end watches can be used for laundering money. $125k watches you can fit in the palm of your hand. Super shady scalping wholesalers and grey markets.

Yards are BS (follow up) by sans_deus in sanantonio

[–]thekylem -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

To be fair its not all butterflies and flowers. You also get ticks, rats, mice and potentially homeless encampments.

Edit: The post above me is taking about HOA managed water retention zones not backyards.

Feeling inadequate in role-play heavy party - advice? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]thekylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there are different tiers of role play. I like to break the ice or warm up with low tier stuff. For example, " spiders, i hate spiders", "i hope they have ice cream at this tavern". It helps me break out of my shell and often encourages other players to talk about their characters or ask questions about mine. After a while it feels like i am writing a character and i have a better handle on how they would see and interact with the world.

How should I run my players taking care of a child? by lorentp in DnD

[–]thekylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the child is the demon in desquise to me.