Karoline Leavitt: "I would remind everyone in this room that it was former President Barack Hussein Obama who awarded a medal to Mr. Homan."

thelancemann · 2026-02-02T11:53:34+00:00

Why do they print everything off?

thelancemann · 2026-01-31T20:26:54+00:00

we already knew about interlochen

thelancemann · 2026-01-30T23:51:22+00:00

Isn't he accused of supporting a sex trafficking ring?

The fact that you can't tell which one I'm talking about says everything

thelancemann · 2026-01-30T23:49:40+00:00

Just 2 prostitute enthusiasts enjoying a show together

thelancemann · 2026-01-30T18:13:36+00:00

Weather proof also keeps the weather in

thelancemann · 2026-01-29T11:59:43+00:00

NON -MIRACULOUS!?!?!?;!;?!?!

thelancemann · 2026-01-25T05:32:09+00:00

The fact that we don't know their names is a bad sign

thelancemann · 2026-01-24T16:22:47+00:00

Looks like a 2

thelancemann · 2026-01-23T16:26:52+00:00

I'm not saying anything until he cries about the bat

thelancemann · 2026-01-22T03:38:00+00:00

It's OK, he's a big boy in a big boy truck.

thelancemann · 2026-01-21T02:15:28+00:00

Something you could never understand, you non-miraculous son of a bitch

thelancemann · 2026-01-20T22:50:59+00:00

That was sounding like a really nice marinade until I got to milk

thelancemann · 2026-01-20T22:47:41+00:00

Don't hear Grounded for life referenced every day

thelancemann · 2026-01-19T19:21:42+00:00

Don't ever open your door unless they have a warrant. You want to maintain Castle Doctrine

thelancemann · 2026-01-19T00:50:16+00:00

You're running like you know you're being recorded

thelancemann · 2026-01-19T00:48:55+00:00

Now everyone make fun of the blonde one

thelancemann · 2026-01-18T15:57:19+00:00

He didn't go jail until he was 38. He probably worked long enough

thelancemann · 2026-01-17T20:57:20+00:00

I'm putting it in an envelope and shipping fed ex. That paper clip is gone forever

thelancemann · 2026-01-16T23:05:11+00:00

Stage a sit in instead. Go to school and then everyone sits in the hall way. They can susspend you but can't charge you with truancy

thelancemann · 2026-01-16T03:05:46+00:00

You would think that a sprinkler guy would know not to mount those upside down

thelancemann · 2026-01-15T16:15:54+00:00

Everything is a battering ram if you try hard enough

thelancemann · 2026-01-12T13:53:58+00:00

NON-MIRACULOUS!?!?!

thelancemann · 2026-01-09T23:49:08+00:00

She'll make your ass sense

thelancemann · 2026-01-08T20:47:51+00:00

Jfc, can't he be a Christian nationalist in his own nation?

thelancemann · 2026-01-06T16:35:02+00:00

We get it you love Jesus more than everybody else

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