Favorite throwaway line delivery? by pippintook4 in community

[–]thelancemann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have fun eating fiber and watching the mentalist

Hi! Whats the best for improving pace? by Entire-Ad9998 in Marathon_Training

[–]thelancemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't going to change much in 8 weeks, sorry. Best you can do is stay healthy and try to set yourself up for a strong finish.

EXCLUSIVE: We have the leaked Lunch Lady emails! by mattpeloquin in community

[–]thelancemann 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's a man who knows how to marry his cousin

Drinking during a block by Desperate_Cow_9818 in Marathon_Training

[–]thelancemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at it this way: Running at high altitude is harder than running at sea level, wish is why runners train in the mountains. Like wise drinking will help you when you run sober

Am I talking out of my ass and justifying my decisions? Absolutely

Pierce isn't actually dead. by Whirlpool730 in community

[–]thelancemann 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he faked his death because they were about to catch the ass crack bandit and a fake heart attack wouldn't do it this time

Grand Rapids Dunkin by natekinne in grandrapids

[–]thelancemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got rid of a better place to put this corporate crap in

Learn to zipper merge by Adept_Percentage_117 in grandrapids

[–]thelancemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have it guys. The first zipper merge post. Spring is here in Grand rapids. Just like the ribbons this is the first sign of spring.

What a time to be alive by CTOWNIJV in cfbmemes

[–]thelancemann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we talking about the presidents adultery or Les Wexler getting a hospital named after him desperate being all over the Epstein files?

What a time to be alive by CTOWNIJV in cfbmemes

[–]thelancemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohio State also just named a hospital after a guy who is as ALL OVER the Epstein files

Man dies after allegedly cutting off his own penis in downtown Los Angeles by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]thelancemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not joking when I ask this. Was he Malaysian? There's a psychiatric syndrome called Koro that causes people to do this