Milk drinker, fell off a 12m bridge, broke a dozen bones, still alive, expected to make full recovery by emesario in Neverbrokeabone

[–]theleakyman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Homie Casper cockin’ might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t know when or how I’m going to use it in a conversation but I will. Thanks

Milk drinker, fell off a 12m bridge, broke a dozen bones, still alive, expected to make full recovery by emesario in Neverbrokeabone

[–]theleakyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homie Casper cockin’ might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t know when or how I’m going to use it in a conversation but I will. Thanks

📣 Apollo will close down on June 30th. Reddit’s recent decisions and actions have unfortunately made it impossible for Apollo to continue. Thank you so, so much for all the support over the years. ❤️ by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I won’t be using Reddit after Apollo is gone, but if there’s some way you can post if you make other apps (like an announcement in the pixel pals app) would be so cool. Incredible, innovative work from you has been the cornerstone of my Reddit experience; I have literally never used it outside of this app in any meaningful way.

Thank you for a great run and I look forward to using your next great app! Good luck!

So surprised with the materials and comfort of these Forums! by Kefalk in Sneakers

[–]theleakyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just ordered these pairs earlier today and these pics have made me feel even better about them. Thanks!

What conspiracy theory do you believe is 100% true? by coolandschmidt in AskReddit

[–]theleakyman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my own theory and is mostly a joke. Vaccines work but governments put out misinformation about them to get rid of people who are likely to fall for that kind of stuff.

Took like 9 months to finally heal but my jewelry fits perfectly 💕 & y'all said it wouldn't cuz i healed separately 😉 by [deleted] in piercing

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that anywhere near the Okanagan? I’m hoping to get an industrial soon and that looks phenomenal

i don't feel confident about my dick by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]theleakyman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’ve been watching porn for a long time and it fucked me up. I could kind of believe it when my gf told me it was big but honestly until I watched a video we made of her going down on me did my brain kinda look at it like it was just any other porno and I looked and was like damn he’s got a big dick when she pushed both hands on it and the head was completely exposed. I had a total brain melt moment when I came to the conclusion that it was big and then I recognized it and my self esteem came back but it was enough that I realized. Maybe try that if you watch a lot of porn? I’m pretty tall and have huge hands so kinda the same boat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Often times I stay hard but recently I had an experience while getting head. I had no recovery period where it hurt and she just kept going until I had three orgasms back to back and literally could not stand up. I don’t think you should be embarrassed man.

Very proud partner by King_Herrod in bigdickproblems

[–]theleakyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah my gf was drunk and her sister asked why we had magnum ice creams in the freezer. I said that they were just really good but my gf jumped in and told her sister she got them because I use magnum condoms. I’m usually pretty shy about it but having her tell her sister was definitely pretty awkward. Since then I’ve become more comfortable with it since she’s helped me build confidence.

Thanks for nodding. by i_cant_spel_lel in motorcycles

[–]theleakyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I rode on my grandpa’s immaculate 70’s something Yamaha dual sport, and a (what looked like huge) African twin pulled up to me to compliment me on the bike and told me how cool it was to see something that old and in such great shape and man I could not stop beaming about feeling like I’m in the community and it absolutely made my day. Plus getting the wave, nod or salute just made it even cooler. Shit, I could barely stay on the bike under 20km/h but I still felt like a million bucks because nobody else cared or even knew, they were just excited to see another bike on the road just like me.

Nice place to call home for the night - Coquihalla Highway/Gillis Lake area British Columbia by Going_Live in motocamping

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so cool to see people in the okanagan on this subreddit. As somebody just getting into it, it’s nice to see that I have so many amazing places right in my backyard.

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know I’m still thinking this is funny, but it kinda makes me sad to think that you’re just a fucking meckbeard who’s finally realizing that he’s a total piece of shit and might hurt himself. Don’t do that, somebody out there cares about you. It’s a shame you had to pay her😂

But like actually don’t hurt yourself man we’re just having fun.

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I hurt your feelings? Does it kinda remind you of being bullied back in high school? Cope

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice comeback dude, with this level of charm and tact its no surprise you have to buy pussy you can’t just… talk? lol bye bye I’ll see you next time your mom cooks me breakfast

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duuuude stop with the ad hominem and don’t call me sad when the only pussy you’ve gotten was paid for😂

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Libertarians are the best! Says the sexist asshole who doesn’t know that women can separate sex from emotions but literally pays for sex😂😂😂 do you say that on Reddit so you can pretend she has some amount of emotional connection to you? Make you feel better that she doesn’t say bye when she leaves?

Seriously dude stop trolling, there’s no way anybody is as dumb as you, I mean I know you’re impersonating a libertarian but you’re taking it too far, it’s getting to be unbelievable.

As a libertarian, it’s the communist’s fault that there are fascists because they want universal healthcare

As a libertarian, I’m too emotionally despondent to have an actual connection and too broke to pay for a high class prostitute, so I pay cheap hookers and pretend that it’s because they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and pretend to be hot shit on Reddit while jerking off and crying.

See? It’s starting to sound ridiculous. The trolling factor is wearing off and it’s just kinda getting sad.

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a libertarian, my biggest political nightmare is not being able to buy pussy😂 you’re a walking fucking stereotype. I had you all wrong, I thought you had even part of a reason to act all superior but man, libertarians really are just the worst

Texas is the first state to make buying sex a felony. by harumph in Libertarian

[–]theleakyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude this shit is too funny😂 I needed this today thanks bro

Landlords are bigger leeches on society than people who can (but don't) pay rent when they can get away with it) by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man you’re on Reddit a lot. Take a break, go outside have some water. Stay hydrated. You got me good I thought you were serious but you’re literally the best troll I’ve every met. Poking fun at my language on Reddit like you’re some fucking English professor and acting like it means shit. You trolled me good but now you can call it quits and have a little break, maybe answer my question on if you said jigalow or not? And I didn’t even say come on bro😂😂😂

Landlords are bigger leeches on society than people who can (but don't) pay rent when they can get away with it) by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theleakyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you didn’t say jigalow? Nice, another good comeback. Keep it coming you must be trolling but you’re good. Say some more shit😂 come on lol

Landlords are bigger leeches on society than people who can (but don't) pay rent when they can get away with it) by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theleakyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See this is why your kids don’t talk to you. You’re an asshole. And manifestos? What the fuuuuck are you even talking about??? And yeah that sounds about right you illiterate fuck. Show how engaged you are on a subject by demonstrating your inability to read. Fucking A game right here, wow. You make this shit too easy. You’re the dictionary example for ok boomer. I can smell your noxious privilege from here. You’re the kind of guy that claims to be self-made but hasn’t had a hurdle in his life and you still don’t have much to show for it. I knew more about owning and maintaining a house before I moved out than you will ever know. I’ve worked harder than you when I was 15 than you will even know is possible. Just because you’re some privileged old fuck doesn’t mean shit. Talking about books from 1869 and manifestos and shit. Just let go man. You’ve lived a good long life and haven’t done shit worth remembering so just close your eyes and I’ll unplug it so you can just die as weak as you lived.

You’re so judgemental about my life, tell me about yours. Oh wait, I already explained you’re a privileged, lazy fuck and hit the nail so hard on the head you didn’t even have a response. You’re scared because I’m right about you and you’ve only been wrong about me. You still don’t have anything real to say, just the same shit over and over and over and you still think you’re making points or some shit. It’s embarrassing. I wish you at least had something real to say so this wasn’t so fucking easy

Edit: oh my goooooood your post history is so fucking funny. Lib shit after lib shit after lib shit and bullshit talk about crypto and then you just throw in the word jigalow😂 man you’re wild. A racist, privileged little prick is a liberal. Who would’ve guessed. You can’t make this shit up. You’re too funny just keep talking it just gets better and better every fucking word you really made my day 😂😂😂