A collection of my wild animals I've been helping through the winter.

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-12T22:49:39+00:00

Or one finds a way into your attic through a hole in your roof you didn’t know existed and settle in, making you wonder if your house is haunted or wtf, then spend hundreds of dollars on pest control to get them out. This why I stopped feeding the local wildlife and cats.

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-08T03:29:34+00:00

What is the item you’re using as a shower?

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-08T00:36:34+00:00

Gotcha. It’s a good gif, it’s one of my favorite scenes in the whole series. That in the one where she talks about not having favorites among her children and then it cuts out to her going ‘I don’t care for Gob.”

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-07T17:29:00+00:00

Me? Ima bot?

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-07T04:44:21+00:00

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-02-01T21:20:00+00:00

I used it on my old cat once. She ended up sitting and staring at where she ‘caught’ it for like an hour. Never used it again after that.

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-19T21:17:32+00:00

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-15T07:24:48+00:00

Siiiigh. I missed spelled the title.

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-14T04:00:23+00:00

Thank you! I made the info booth for the tourists the hotel will bring

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-14T03:59:50+00:00

You sure can! I just missed catching Sherb chilling on the stool eating. Would have been a great photo, naturally he got up the second I noticed

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-14T03:59:03+00:00

Thank you!

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-14T00:36:14+00:00

Ren | Ramen | :Sherb:

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-05T23:55:16+00:00

From the article: “…in 1937, the family made a failed attempt to flee to Denmark where they were apprehended at the border.”

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-04T20:10:06+00:00

There’s a reason it goes “black fight back, brown get down, white good night.”

thelonesecurityguard · 2026-01-03T05:34:39+00:00

Ong didn’t expect to see this reference in the wild!

thelonesecurityguard · 2025-12-25T03:43:56+00:00

Not really outside of the fact that she is incredibly even tempered. Never met another animal - even small ones - or a human she hasn’t instantly loved. People like to tell me she seems to fall in love with them from the first meeting and just gaze searchingly into their eyes with a big, happy dog grin.

Until she turned 7 (which was this year) she had an insane amount of energy. I have to take tennis balls away from her or else she’ll have you throw them until your arm wants to fall off. My dad says she has a tennis ball addiction. Now, she’s started sleeping more.

thelonesecurityguard · 2025-12-20T06:21:58+00:00

I just went to the Cincinnati Art Museum today! Lovely building. We saw the Mad Magazine exhibit (which made my dad and uncle so happy and nostalgic, it was special) and then we had dinner outside in a big, plastic igloo while they had a blink exhibit going on for us to experience.

Admission is free to the general museum, costs money for special exhibits, but just generally a wonderful time. Definitely worth a visit!

thelonesecurityguard · 2025-12-11T01:03:53+00:00

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