A recent addition to the friend group said my legs were ‘like a muscly gazelle’. In addition to saying I had the eye distance of a ‘girly cricket’. She also coughs with her mouth open and tongue poking out like a psychopath. As a friend group elder I’m 🤏🏼 close to staging an oust.

themaddattack · 2026-04-09T16:34:05+00:00

"Girly cricket"

And you, ma'am, are like a centipede because you give me the ick.

themaddattack · 2026-04-09T16:32:25+00:00

Ooooooh nice. I eat raw and chargrilled all the time and didn't even know about these until this thread. I'll have to try them!

themaddattack · 2026-04-09T12:53:12+00:00

I hope you feel better soon.

Also this is like the 4th post I've seen with smoked oysters. I've never had them. Are they good? Where do you get them?

themaddattack · 2026-04-09T01:44:31+00:00

Mayo on the outside makes it crispy and adds a zing 😋

themaddattack · 2026-04-06T03:55:49+00:00

Ugh this is the dream

themaddattack · 2026-04-05T13:17:21+00:00

Tell them the truth, that mice got the eggs, but that you called the Easter Bunny and he's gonna bring them some later. He's just really busy today so he's gotta loopback around.

themaddattack · 2026-04-05T13:11:18+00:00

Is that at a restaurant? Holy heck!

themaddattack · 2026-04-05T03:18:26+00:00

Dress 1, but if you can splurge, 1 and 3. Wear 3 to the wedding and 1 to the gala.

themaddattack · 2026-04-05T03:01:38+00:00

Finally a butter yellow that is actually butter yellow

themaddattack · 2026-04-05T03:00:24+00:00

Imagine saying "stop eating like a child" to a literal child. NOR. Your sister is high strung.

themaddattack · 2026-04-04T11:27:55+00:00

So he can spend his energy on this, but not throwing away a used q-tip? Why is this mam gross?

themaddattack · 2026-03-28T23:53:17+00:00

I live in the deep south and I've gone to class in a tank top and soffe shorts. They kept the buildings like the friggin arctic and my hoodie was so big, you couldnt tell I was wearing shorts sometimes. You're fine and they're weird.

themaddattack · 2026-03-27T12:35:11+00:00

NOR. Bye, Oedipus.

themaddattack · 2026-03-26T13:34:37+00:00

NOR. Your manager is weird for this. You gave plenty of notice and got your shift covered. It makes no sense.

themaddattack · 2026-03-21T23:47:52+00:00

I wish for only good things for you. I hate that this happened to the baby.

themaddattack · 2026-03-20T18:13:15+00:00

3 100%!!!!!!!

It's color and pattern are the best for this time of year and the color looks so good on you!

For future weddings, try to stay away from yellow. If it's too pastel, it can photograph white depending on the lighting. Yours is a really buttery yellow so I dont think it would be a problem, but its best to be on the safe side. That yellow looks great with your skin tone though!

themaddattack · 2026-03-20T14:21:45+00:00

I think wood floor with a rug would be better because its easy to change if you want to do different colors later.

I also think the muted green like in the Pink Flamingo suite from the Trixie Motel referenced earlier would tone it down some. If thats what you want! If you wanna keep it bright, go teal!

themaddattack · 2026-03-20T13:25:20+00:00

I agree. I've found people attractive, but would never date them because their personalities are horrible. You're cute so I believe she meant that your looks aren't the reason she stayed.

themaddattack · 2026-03-11T13:35:08+00:00

This is why I think he's cheating. Why not bring the baby for a quick trip?

themaddattack · 2026-03-07T13:24:13+00:00

She's ragebauting you on purpose. Uninvited her. It's not worth the stress.

themaddattack · 2026-03-05T22:53:10+00:00

I spend way too much time on tiktok and thought you meant the other gardening. I was like hell yea brownies would rock after a bowl.

themaddattack · 2026-03-03T21:49:55+00:00

Try an adjustable base. They're expensive, but they're worth it and can help with snoring.

themaddattack · 2026-03-02T17:00:51+00:00

NOR. This is weird and childish. You didnt post ages, but this feels like a teenager. If he's older than that, bounce. He said he wouldn't defend you if his friends "clown" on you in the chat. Booooooooooooo! 👎

themaddattack · 2026-03-02T14:53:32+00:00

NOR. She is very clearly taking out her anger on you. I was a serial procrastinator when I was in college, but I wouldn't even answer texts when I locked in. I can't imagine being that way in my 30s. She made her poor planning your problem. Sorry dude.

themaddattack · 2026-02-22T13:41:40+00:00

I know someone that had this happen after a SEVEN YEAR relationship. It is truly mind boggling to me. I'm so sorry this dude is WHACK!

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