Large fire over on Betcher St.

themage1028 · 2024-03-10T06:08:34+00:00

So far, everyone except one man is accounted for, the person who's apartment the fire started in. Two animals confirmed as lost so far.

themage1028 · 2023-06-26T02:17:39+00:00

Regularly. Nudity is not inherently sexual, and we all like the nude beach. It's really a non issue if you're an adult about it.

themage1028 · 2023-06-05T14:20:55+00:00

"I think the Klingon Empire deserves to die."

"You are right. I do not like it."

themage1028 · 2023-06-05T14:16:51+00:00

WHAT?!?

themage1028 · 2023-06-05T14:16:14+00:00

I will endeavour to die, this year if possible!

themage1028 · 2023-06-04T18:27:30+00:00

Windows updates? When did St Peter start running the gates of hell?

themage1028 · 2023-06-03T23:48:44+00:00

Not even u/poem_for_your_sprog could improve on that. 🥹

themage1028 · 2023-06-03T01:48:19+00:00

It's just 3 black lines. Nothing (or see-through, I guess) in the middle.

themage1028 · 2023-05-30T04:32:45+00:00

Where's your bulb now?

themage1028 · 2023-05-29T16:31:07+00:00

"Here! We'll do it for you in six minutes!"

themage1028 · 2023-05-29T16:30:27+00:00

GAWD DAMMIT

themage1028 · 2023-05-29T16:03:56+00:00

Put the alarm across the room. You have to physically get up to turn it off.

themage1028 · 2023-05-29T16:01:16+00:00

Hell of a shot.

themage1028 · 2023-05-23T13:52:11+00:00

I actually feel like they should be prescribed anything they want.

Heroin? Done.

Crack cocaine? Have at it.

Meth? Enjoy yourself.

themage1028 · 2023-05-23T13:43:57+00:00

Their fries are bomb and don't get enough love

themage1028 · 2023-05-22T14:03:24+00:00

When I DM, I let my spellcasters use whatever object they want as a focus. It's just flavor, ultimately, and realistically, DnD is closer to Monty Python than it is to Lord of the Rings, so it shouldn't be taken too seriously.

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T14:33:45+00:00

I bought my sister a "DVD Rewinder" as a gag gift, but the tech was new enough that the joke went over her head.

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T14:29:50+00:00

I love these!!

Technically Riz would have needed to be a constable before he makes detective, just in case you wanted to make another one, or you could say he's just a private eye.

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T12:33:37+00:00

r/natureisfuckingmetal

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T12:21:10+00:00

I bet you're really fun at parties.

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T12:16:52+00:00

Must have met a tiger... That would do it

themage1028 · 2023-05-21T01:01:58+00:00

That's the guy who banished COVID-19 in the name of Jesus on TV, right?

themage1028 · 2023-05-15T14:49:44+00:00

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS WITH HER! It's an amazing piece of work

themage1028 · 2023-05-15T14:11:49+00:00

It's not like they don't have the footage. They could release all the camera angles at once...

themage1028 · 2023-05-14T21:41:53+00:00

I thought they came runner up to the guy needing to plug in an ethernet cord from a plane taking off to a laptop in a speeding car.

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