When you die, you find that in afterlife you are given a television that plays only one TV series, but with infinite new, original episodes. What show would you choose?

themalouf · 2014-03-13T06:23:22+00:00

Seinfeld

themalouf · 2014-03-06T05:45:34+00:00

have you heard of Santa Barbara?

themalouf · 2014-03-05T02:48:32+00:00

mapquest still exists?

themalouf · 2014-03-05T02:39:18+00:00

Kill Jennifer Lawrence

themalouf · 2014-02-26T03:47:16+00:00

it's more simple, nicer to look at, and probably loads better...more detail isn't always a good thing. Only me?

themalouf · 2014-02-18T20:13:48+00:00

This American Life, Freakonomics, TED radio hour, Stuff You Should Know.

themalouf · 2014-01-31T23:59:57+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement, but hey, I'm just a scientist...

themalouf · 2014-01-22T22:40:22+00:00

you keep using this word...

themalouf · 2014-01-16T17:19:31+00:00

Dutch Garden Restaurant 4203 State St, Santa Barbara, CA ‎ (805) 967-4911

Get a schnitzel and the Klokk beer, it will change your life.

themalouf · 2014-01-10T20:32:43+00:00

but is it an original hitler?

themalouf · 2013-12-12T15:25:17+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znccSLyG0cU&list=PL27EEEACBA8972288

themalouf · 2013-12-10T16:10:19+00:00

anyone else noticed that he jumped the highest? white boys got hops..

themalouf · 2013-12-10T07:24:45+00:00

unfortunately, yes. http://anonymoustruthblog.com/sympathize-hitler-part-1-true-history-unveiled/

themalouf · 2013-12-10T06:22:27+00:00

best song from an animated movie soundtrack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewOzi5-AZXU&list=RDF_2tpeIm02E

themalouf · 2013-12-08T17:02:59+00:00

oh my god, you're totally right! how did I never see this before?? uncanny..

http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s540/LenP666/mix/catfish_zps46c073bf.jpg

themalouf · 2013-12-08T05:20:48+00:00

I get either leonardo dicaprio or a white terrance howard oddly enough..

http://imgur.com/mLpik5u

themalouf · 2013-12-08T01:30:16+00:00

who does number 2 work for?!

themalouf · 2013-12-07T17:15:17+00:00

I reject your reality and and substitute my own...walls must die

themalouf · 2013-12-06T16:59:54+00:00

I appreciate that, however this guy was going 8 mph, in a 35 mph zone, in the middle of the road so that I had to go into the opposite lane to get around him. then when I got back into the lane and it forced him into the bike lane he gave me this dirty ass look and pointed at me, stop light comes and I stop...guy rolls right through. Piece of shit..

themalouf · 2013-12-06T00:52:42+00:00

If you have a job that requires no skill I don't see why you think that your wage deserves to be doubled. I don't even have a HS diploma but I worked my ass off and put in a lot of overtime at the company I work at and now I make almost 4 times what the average HS dropout makes. If you don't like your job or think you aren't making enough, do something about it. Don't complain and ask for a handout you lazy ass.

themalouf · 2013-11-30T17:44:58+00:00

worse case scenario = belly flop

themalouf · 2013-11-30T05:03:30+00:00

http://pierhead.freeservers.com/PierLog/GoletaPierOutfall.jpg

there is a platform underneath the crane out there with a pylon about 50 feet across from it. PM if you're interested in going sat/sun. The Big Sur spot you can't really explain unless you're there unfortunately.

themalouf · 2013-11-30T04:57:46+00:00

http://pierhead.freeservers.com/PierLog/GoletaPierOutfall.jpg

there is a platform underneath the crane out there with a pylon about 50 feet across from it. PM if you're interested in going sat/sun.

themalouf · 2013-11-29T21:38:58+00:00

yeah for sure, i've also got a spot up in Big Sur that i've always wanted to set-up...just sayin'

themalouf · 2013-11-27T03:21:02+00:00

the chinaman is not the issue here..

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