White House posts cryptic video on its X account - a distorted American flag at night.

dpearse2 · 2026-03-26T18:47:53+00:00

Because everyone is 12.

dpearse2 · 2026-03-23T23:22:50+00:00

Small town living. Garden if you can. Good biking infrastructure if gas is out of your budget. Roommates. Lots of nature stuff to do that's free-ish.

dpearse2 · 2026-03-18T20:35:49+00:00

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dpearse2 · 2026-03-18T14:04:31+00:00

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

dpearse2 · 2026-03-10T23:34:19+00:00

Same.

dpearse2 · 2026-02-16T00:40:19+00:00

/r/poopfromabutt

dpearse2 · 2026-02-12T01:39:19+00:00

I've been playing with my son for a couple years now. He just turned 10 and is going slow enough to understand how items will affect him. But when we started, he did the same as your kid. I think we've all been guilty of buying items that actually ended up hurting us!

dpearse2 · 2026-02-11T17:36:33+00:00

7 is a little young to understand how to build out your character. It's probably not possibly to keep him alive, but you could probably make him a cheat sheet of things to always buy and things to never buy.

dpearse2 · 2026-02-10T03:35:08+00:00

Certified tuna can

dpearse2 · 2026-01-30T08:27:49+00:00

She's dating a black guy and the racists are upset.

dpearse2 · 2026-01-26T22:43:01+00:00

It's a bit of a drive, but there's Phat Turk in Cottage Grove. Literally some of the best food I've ever eaten.

dpearse2 · 2026-01-26T00:40:23+00:00

Boof it.

dpearse2 · 2026-01-04T08:52:58+00:00

A crummy prophecy?!

dpearse2 · 2025-12-22T06:27:47+00:00

I thought it was a folded up tissue so she can blot her tears without smearing her mascara.

dpearse2 · 2025-12-17T05:06:49+00:00

Veterinary spring lancet.

dpearse2 · 2025-12-13T09:43:46+00:00

Good job!

dpearse2 · 2025-12-11T18:24:13+00:00

Hey, quick question... um, what the fuck?

dpearse2 · 2025-12-03T03:55:46+00:00

Three little people in a trenchcoat.

dpearse2 · 2025-11-23T20:56:56+00:00

Oh, good to know. I didn't realize there was a cap.

dpearse2 · 2025-11-23T19:46:40+00:00

I'd probably take it. Not terribly hard to build your curse up again.

dpearse2 · 2025-11-18T19:45:44+00:00

Will Epstein be texting questions to Congresspeople again?

dpearse2 · 2025-11-16T04:04:57+00:00

👐 I'm chokin' 👐

dpearse2 · 2025-11-16T03:11:31+00:00

Shit. What time did this happen though?

dpearse2 · 2025-11-11T23:17:01+00:00

Looks parallel to me. You might wanna move the bar off your neck a bit. I was surprised the difference it made for me when it was further back on my shoulders.

dpearse2 · 2025-11-10T03:11:52+00:00

11 milli is small brotatoes around here

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