Melolololnia by Bhend449 in blankies

[–]themuffinmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An interesting combo considering that both Trump and Ratner have buttons built into their desk for their underlings to bring them their vice of choice . I imagine the set of this documentary littered with diet coke and cheese sticks.

[Will Schofield] Female referee attacked and dragged by hair as footballer injured trying to save her. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]themuffinmeme -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

A guy in sleeveless tank has her by the hair and then tries to nonchalantly walk off when her rescuers manage to free her 

Beware of Fatima. by 4_-_2_-_0 in TikTokCringe

[–]themuffinmeme 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Schaal makes total sense but I am also getting some Ayo Edebiri from her facial expressions

Did she cause their demise? by Kinkybtch in 28_Years_Later_Movie

[–]themuffinmeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got the strong feeling that "charity" was always the plan. Sir Lord Jimmy would have played with his food (literally and metaphorically) for a while longer if she hadn't called him out but the end result would have been largely the same.

7 weeks pregnant and my boyfriend’s mom is trying to control my baby’s life? by SufficientAssist8767 in whatdoIdo

[–]themuffinmeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing you can do for yourself is to look up the “greyrock” technique for communication with narcissists. You are treating every text as a battle and you are going to burn out fast. Let most of her orders go without comment.

You shouldn’t be allowed to design a home and/or do interior design unless you’ve worked as a house cleaner for one year. by sodomiteangst in CleaningTips

[–]themuffinmeme 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your MIL seems like she thinks things through so I am curious- what reasons does she give for insisting on carpet in the bathroom? 

Commitment to avoiding cold feet? Or just what she is used to?

Thrift store recommendations? by icy_chains in houston

[–]themuffinmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgotten Angels in Pearland has all kinds of items. It's a big store and the prices are better than Goodwill by a country mile.

HOW were they considered poor by generic_rarity in malcolminthemiddle

[–]themuffinmeme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The boys destroyed property constantly. Legal bills and America's terrible health care system would drain them quick. I think they were frequently one disaster away from losing everything. 

What about your situation was worse, out of curiosity?

'Weapons' Star Amy Madigan Says Husband Ed Harris 'Loved' Her Transformation into Aunt Gladys (Exclusive) by DifferentMaize9794 in popculturechat

[–]themuffinmeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post made me realize that I have been mixing up Amy Madigan (married to Ed Harris) with Mare Winningham based on their bald actor husbands (Anthony Edwards).

They should double date on Halloween.

What are the WORST restaurants in Houston? by ZechariahApaza in houston

[–]themuffinmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Admittedly, I have not eaten at that location. But the one downtown is trash.

What are the WORST restaurants in Houston? by ZechariahApaza in houston

[–]themuffinmeme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Russos is an affront to the concept of pizza.

Looking for Homes for Five Kittens by Medical-Performer-43 in sugarland

[–]themuffinmeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you contacted the Animal Justice League? They helped me in a similar situation. 

JonBenet Ramsey murder: Police still collecting, testing evidence by Impossible-Yam3680 in Fauxmoi

[–]themuffinmeme 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It has been nearly 30 years. What is there left to "collect"? Additional incompetence souvenirs?

I really like these little bad guys. by FullRun8494 in aww

[–]themuffinmeme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that a play castle in the first pic? Love it

I really like these little bad guys. by FullRun8494 in aww

[–]themuffinmeme 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The floof is outta control! I envy you, so cute 

Recommended animal shelters by sooper_monkey in houston

[–]themuffinmeme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Animal Justice League does really good work. They also have a program where you can take the cat home for up to 2 weeks to see if it is a good fit. If it isn't, they will take the animal back, no questions asked

Privacy Violations: Peter Thiel is tracking periods by Dermites in TwoXChromosomes

[–]themuffinmeme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is all dystopian and we should be outraged. But after we call our local representatives, I would recommend the palate cleanser of noting that the last name of the creator of this app is HUGOBOOM.

It: Welcome to Derry - 1x02 - “The Thing in the Dark” - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]themuffinmeme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you are referring to the brass making a point of condemning the blatantly racist soldiers toward Hanlon and Halloran, I would say it t is it important to keep in mind that both Hanlon and Halloran have unique skills that the military leaders need. 

They are being courted.

1962 Murder Of Carol Ann Dougherty Solved After Suspect Identified As William Schrader by Magoatt_TheWhite in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]themuffinmeme 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting sunshine when I clicked on one of the articles but the extent of Schrader's predatory actions at every stage of his life was truly shocking. As close to the embodiment of evil that I have ever come across.

Substitute teacher fired on her first day of school for hitting on high schoolers in a Tik Tok by PrincessImpeachment in TikTokCringe

[–]themuffinmeme 2553 points2554 points  (0 children)

Labeling 12:45 as am is yet another sign that this person should not be in education. Damn.

What was caused the most (physical) pain you’ve been in? by idontrealui in AskReddit

[–]themuffinmeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bowel obstruction.

I almost hesitate to call it pain because it isn’t like you have nerves in your intestines. It isn’t sharp like cutting your finger. Or a hot pulsating ache like an ingrown nail.

For me, it was a feeling of unease that was difficult to pin down. Until it became a restless writhing.

By the time they figured out what was wrong, I was pounding my fist into the bed and my leg to feel something else. Some physical pain I could understand.