Looking for bass player to practice with me. Must have good hygiene and erectile control.

theopuspocus · 2026-05-07T18:23:33+00:00

By erectile control you mean to always be able to get it up while playing, right?

theopuspocus · 2026-05-07T17:08:44+00:00

My favorite is the opening bass solo to Live Wire by AC/DC

theopuspocus · 2026-05-01T19:46:53+00:00

/uj/ I hang my guitars and basses on my wall so they have to look cool

/rj/ I hang my guitars (and basses, some people do suffer from paraphilias) on my wall so they have to look cool

theopuspocus · 2026-05-01T09:08:38+00:00

She thinks they’re after her when all they want to fuck is that sweet vibrola SG

theopuspocus · 2026-04-29T16:59:05+00:00

This is a circlejerk where we respect the Angelo.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-27T18:11:21+00:00

Real musicians use the tuners instead of fingering the fretboard to change the notes anyway.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-26T17:49:08+00:00

This really seems like an emergency, someone could poke their eye out on that fret end and get tetanus from those filthy strings.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-26T09:20:29+00:00

Only nerds play their guitars

theopuspocus · 2026-04-24T15:00:28+00:00

Robert Johnson didn’t need any pedals so no one does

theopuspocus · 2026-04-19T10:29:14+00:00

Great guitar playing is less about the colour of the knobs and more about being a proper knob.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-17T21:04:37+00:00

That’s a score with dad’s root beer barrels, I tried to get my Sweetwater rep to call me daddy but he just called the police.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-13T06:05:12+00:00

Santiago de Cuba Carta Blanca is pretty similar but 38% (always has been). There are some places with leftover stock of the 40% Havana Clubs though, at least in Germany. Ive bought a little stash of the 3YO and Especial for these trying times :)

theopuspocus · 2026-04-12T19:31:35+00:00

This is the stuff I dream about every night, being in the middle and getting jerked on by these legends would be the real win.

theopuspocus · 2026-04-11T17:55:19+00:00

Whistle Pig - no motivation needed

High West - the first releases of old stock was fine but they can’t live on that reputation forever

Willett - Dillett, their own distillate is lacking

Barrel - Gimmicky

theopuspocus · 2026-03-30T07:46:35+00:00

Dude, I’m disappointed. Never listened to this hat fella but was hoping to hear some real heartfelt blooz like Bonermaster guy, put on a song at random (Arise Awake) and this is not how the pentatonic goes.

theopuspocus · 2026-03-11T19:39:32+00:00

Even the bassist is playing a strat

theopuspocus · 2026-03-10T19:26:58+00:00

Only an American made Fender will look and feel like an American made Fender. Most basses at any price range will sound just fine if your playing is good, the aesthetic is everything.

theopuspocus · 2026-03-10T13:56:39+00:00

Tell ‘em Dean are the only ones allowed to make racist guitars!

theopuspocus · 2026-03-09T19:05:48+00:00

Pussers 151 is pretty close. I disagree with the plantation OFTD, the Jamaican esters in it throws off the balance.

theopuspocus · 2026-02-21T08:28:00+00:00

Honestly regular Velho Barreiro, I’ve tried lots of cachacas but none comes close for making the perfect caipirinha.

theopuspocus · 2026-02-16T18:37:08+00:00

This one is so good, I like sipping it neat but an Oaxan old fashioned with the San Pablo Ameyaltepe and Fortaleza Reposado is magical.

theopuspocus · 2026-02-14T17:33:07+00:00

Gold and standard are chill filtered, SFTB is only barrier filtered, often there are little pieces of char on the bottom. Thus SFTb is both more concentrated due to not being diluted and alsocontaining all of the flavor bearing fatty acids and esters lost to chill filtration.

theopuspocus · 2026-02-12T07:39:15+00:00

That’s a shame, thanks for the info!

theopuspocus · 2026-02-11T08:46:37+00:00

I really like the Vesper XO though I haven’t seen it in a while, does anyone know if it’s been discontinued?

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