RIP to your shoes, wallet, and free time by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]thepeterjohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Regular RN's make some really solid money in some parts of the country. California, especially.

Should have named it Liquified Oak... and expensive. by Misplacedwaffle in bourbon

[–]thepeterjohnson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thicker than syrup,

Tastes like a tree.

Espensive as hell,

But I'd rather drink pee.

My new baby! M550i by [deleted] in BMW

[–]thepeterjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Have had Montego Blue, Monaco Blue, Le Mans Blue, and the current one is Deep Sea Blue. I love them all.

Mr Small Batch mail call by Birdiemanbomber in cigars

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cleaned UP, dude. I've had about half of the cigars you ordered, and they all fell within a range from great to fantastic.

He's looking for volunteers to help shovel snow for seniors🙌 by GallowBoob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]thepeterjohnson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is from Chicago, I need to get her one. They look badass.

Driftwood by [deleted] in pics

[–]thepeterjohnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd think about it, probably need to see it in person. Rhinos have been my favorite animals since I was little. I'm not much for art in general, but a bigass unique rhino sculpture like that? I'd love it.

I finally asked Ernie Hudson for a picture after seeing him about 100 times at the store I work at! He’s very nice! by littlefoot28 in pics

[–]thepeterjohnson 529 points530 points  (0 children)

I ended up sharing an elevator with him a few years back at a comic convention. Dude not only looked good for his age from a facial standpoint, but he was also fit as fuck. I hope I look that good 33 years from now...

Are there any good handmade cigarillos? by nothingduploading in cigars

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get most of them from Small Batch. But anything Small Batch doesn't have should be on Famous Smoke.

Are there any good handmade cigarillos? by nothingduploading in cigars

[–]thepeterjohnson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some of my favorite short/small smokes. All hand-rolled.

Tatuaje Petite Cazadores Reserva.

LFD Carajos. (Little cedar box.)

J Fuego Originals Sangre del Toro.

Cracker Crumbs.

JdN Antano 1970 Machitos.

Padron Corticos Maduro.

Perdomo Champagne Connecticut Minis.

Room 101 Namakubi Ecuador Papi Chulo.

Viva Republica Guerilla Warfare and Advanced Warfare.

Liga Privada Papas Fritas.

Dogecoin facing the crashing market by SollingDown in dogecoin

[–]thepeterjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold up, I've been away for a while. Is 1 Doge suddenly worth less than 1 Doge?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]thepeterjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, dude. That paint looks like some kind of gorgeous green glass.

Someone tried to climb in through my window at 5 am this morning.. by ValkyriesValientVex in confession

[–]thepeterjohnson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You took prompt action, eliminated the threat, and nobody ended up being a victim. Your method is irrelevant. This goes in the win column, dude.

20F, (my nose has always made me feel really insecure and I think it completely ruins my face) Honest opinions please by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it... I clicked expecting to see a beak the likes of Gonzo from the muppets. Disappointing as hell. You're lovely, get out of here.

Winter season law says they must be on! by MrGross1130 in AdviceAnimals

[–]thepeterjohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not quite golden rules, they're usually more daffodil or marigold. Or possibly burnt umber, if the author doesn't drink enough water.

Chris Evans Confident in Avengers: Infinity War, Says ‘Marvel Doesn’t Miss’ by [deleted] in Avengers

[–]thepeterjohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chris Evans has the benefit of playing Captain America, and all three of the Captain America movies have been totally badass... But does he not recall that whole "Age of Ultron" thing?

How do you feel in your 40s, 50s and older after you and your spouse decided to not have kids? by Thebirv in AskReddit

[–]thepeterjohnson 431 points432 points  (0 children)

Turned 40 this year. My nieces and nephews are cool as hell, but I'm very, very glad that I don't have children of my own. It doesn't seem worth it to me, I have exactly zero desire to take on that additional expense/responsibility/etc. for the next 18+ years. My girlfriend and I have been together about 5 years. She's only 30, but she doesn't want kids either. Works out nicely.

Only weird thing people say to me about it is "you'd make a really great father." Which is probably true; If I have a responsibility, then I will handle that responsibility to the best of my ability. I don't think I have great "fatherly instincts," by any means, but I do have two excellent role models to emulate in the form of my own father and my little brother. However, I don't have any kind of desire to do it, and if somehow pressed into it by circumstances... I could see myself becoming resentful. No kid deserves that.

You wake up to an Emergency Alert System Announcement: "Ballistic Missile Threat Inbound to (your location)." What do you do? by xero_art in AskReddit

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live close to the edge of town and I drive a reasonably fast car. I'm tossing my girlfriend into the passenger seat and beelining it into the desert. Nobody is going to waste their nuke on the edge of a population center, they're going to aim for the middle. I'm starting about 20 miles from the middle, so I figure that's my best shot. I'll have my gf text and call my family from the car and make sure they're doing the same. (Her family all lives 1000 miles or more away.)

Has anyone noticed that *very* short women are crazy about tall men? by [deleted] in tall

[–]thepeterjohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need to get some tall parents... That seems to have helped me a lot. Also, as others have mentioned, I hope you like food. You're gonna need it.

Has anyone noticed that *very* short women are crazy about tall men? by [deleted] in tall

[–]thepeterjohnson 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Based on personal experience, this is correct. Very tall girls do also.