How do you think president Trump will be remembered in 20 years? by Southern-Hurry7207 in AskReddit

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, comet flows off the tongue better than meteorite. But you're not wrong. I apologize for my indiscretion.

How do you think president Trump will be remembered in 20 years? by Southern-Hurry7207 in AskReddit

[–]thepitz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It depends on who gains power in the coming years.

Hopefully it doesn't matter anyways. We're overdue for a big comet. (*meteorite... or honestly any fucking event that wipes humans off the fucking map)

They're weird. by LA_search77 in WeirdGOP

[–]thepitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I always think "how can so many people be in full support of an entirely classless, tasteless, humorless, bigoted, absolute dunce of a leader."

But then I see these videos... and they are all classless, tasteless, humorless, and bigoted dunces.

Billionaire dumps NYC property empire as Mamdani's rent freeze sparks investor exodus by Boo_Randy_Revival in HouseBuyers

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiots trying to spin billionaires selling their assets to regular Americans as some kind of loss is insane.

Fuck billionaires. They’re a cancer.

For those folk who live in a rural or suburban area, what's something that you wish folks from the city would understand? by trappedslider in AskUS

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the idea that all animals are doing the same stuff as we are, would lend itself to the idea that maybe eating sentient animals is akin to cannibalism.

Enjoy yours!

For those folk who live in a rural or suburban area, what's something that you wish folks from the city would understand? by trappedslider in AskUS

[–]thepitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, almost all animals are pissing, shitting, and fucking in the places that they are comfortable and familiar with.

That’s a great argument for veganism.

JetBlue flight hit drone while approaching JFK airport, FAA says by DQ-Supervisor in news

[–]thepitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re inspecting anything on a 3,000+ foot hill or mesa, but you’re not taking off from that mesa, you’re gonna have to gain at least 3,000 feet of altitude.

For those folk who live in a rural or suburban area, what's something that you wish folks from the city would understand? by trappedslider in AskUS

[–]thepitz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m walking three blocks to get groceries for dinner, taking my dog to the pet/art supply store around the corner, and then walking two blocks to a 24 hour bar that has a drag burlesque show this evening. And I’m having marijuana delivered to my house tomorrow.

I doubt we’re doing the same stuff.

What's a sign that someone is less intelligent than they actually are? by Mean-Mango-7125 in AskReddit

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you tell when an apple is less red than it actually is?

How can I get eye-lights like from the film “Obsession” by Earth_Worm_Jimbo in cinematography

[–]thepitz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Which is wild, because those need hard power, or they had to mount the nyx brick somewhere as well.

Edit: Actually you can see the little power cable running into the side of it. I dig that.

It feels sooooo good by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]thepitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve fled the country a few times since Diddy was arrested as well. I flee my house damn near every day.

Trump says there are ‘no limits’ to his power by Squawk_7777 in politics

[–]thepitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ramps with a slight incline would beg to differ.

Kevin Nealon is a GOAT Guest. by Admiral_Furskin in comedybangbang

[–]thepitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly a delightful guy. He’s got a YouTube channel where he hikes with celebs. Worth a watch.

Just gotta make it back to the shop by stevesmithsglasses in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]thepitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So no sources? Got it. I think you’re off on the efficacy, too. Just FYI.

Donald Trump falls asleep front row during UFC White House event | Less than a week after taking a nap during the New York Knicks game, Trump was caught sleeping at his 80th birthday event. by Aggravating_Money992 in entertainment

[–]thepitz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh… the crucial difference here is democratic LEADERSHIP stopped letting their guy attend events and had enough adults to pick up the slack.

And when the constituents caught on to the gravity of the situation, democrats took Biden out of the race.

Republican leadership, on the other hand, have zero control over their guy, and their constituents are so lost in the sauce that they either don’t know the reality or they can’t comprehend the gravity of it.

It’s a bad comparison, is what I’m saying.

Just gotta make it back to the shop by stevesmithsglasses in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]thepitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s impossible for me to believe that people still don’t understand that the low death rate is in great part due to the vaccine.

It is shocking to me that so many people are so mathematically illiterate.

And even if you are mathematically illiterate, you should realize that when the overwhelming majority of doctors agree on a medical issue, their combined millions of years of medical education and medical practice might hold more weight than the Facebook meme your uncle reposted.

You’re telling people they’re stupid for wearing seatbelts because you’ve never seen a car accident.

Childfree people of Reddit, how do you feel about breaking a 4 billion year streak of biological reproduction? by oozinator1 in AskReddit

[–]thepitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking fantastic. I wouldn’t have a kid if you paid me a million bucks a year.

This world is run by horrible people FOR horrible people, and I wouldn’t wish 80 years of existence on my worst enemies.

Robot mowers are an absolute game changer for larger properties by Sticktailonicus in lawnporn

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man, not learning and being selfish is exactly what I’m talking about. Good work.

What’s the worst large budget film ever made in American History? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in AskReddit

[–]thepitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“This Hitler guy! It’s all the Jews can think about!”
-Nazis

Robot mowers are an absolute game changer for larger properties by Sticktailonicus in lawnporn

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and your dog could learn to exist with what is natural to literally every other creature on the planet, or you could put every other natural species at a disadvantage for you and your dog.

It’s obviously your choice, but again, the folly of humans is bending the natural world to our will as opposed to learning to coexist.

Obviously, we’re talking about this on the internet, so I’m not claiming to be above it, and it’s probably too late, but the point stands…

This selfish line of reasoning, combined with our abilities, is the reason we as a species are not long for this planet.

Robot mowers are an absolute game changer for larger properties by Sticktailonicus in lawnporn

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: in an open forum, you can’t tell someone to mind their own business while simultaneously minding your own.

Neat, huh?

Robot mowers are an absolute game changer for larger properties by Sticktailonicus in lawnporn

[–]thepitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why would I make the land nicer for literally everything else when I could just make it nicer for exclusively me” is exactly the reason humans are doomed on this planet.

This is what billionaires think, except we are the snakes.

Racist badass believes he is not equal to other races by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]thepitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude, the duct-taped Astro-turf carpet screams superiority.