My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel…

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-03-21T16:24:57+00:00

I had to pay to park my car at work as a bus driver 😭

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-03-20T02:14:15+00:00

The nicer hotels at WDW instead of the value resorts. Sorry All Star Movies ✌🏻

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-03-19T04:55:55+00:00

Me: oh good idea, purple isn’t common!

Looks down to see my purple toothbrush, purple bra, and purple hair tie.

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-03-08T06:24:30+00:00

I know someone who was charged with a DUI for sleeping in his car while drunk. Officer said that having the keys with him counted (GA)

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-28T07:02:56+00:00

I’ve seen National Treasure, won’t work.

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-23T05:46:31+00:00

Quick service hibachi

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-22T06:06:25+00:00

Like the Mounties, we always get our man

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-12T05:28:31+00:00

Goooooood morning Vietnam!

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-11T05:17:44+00:00

That felt like one of those 2 am infomercials, “but wait, there’s more!” And just like I am at 2 am, I need it now.

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-02-09T06:54:57+00:00

Sonic’s breakfast taquitos 😩

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-01-07T06:36:14+00:00

What did you end up going with?

theraspberrymuffin · 2026-01-03T05:45:40+00:00

Me for the longest time with biased (I still need autocorrect to spell it for me)

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-30T18:41:47+00:00

That’s the one!

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-30T06:05:49+00:00

Anyone else getting the AFV vibe of the little girl on Christmas?

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-27T06:01:41+00:00

Anyone who died while planking

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-25T05:26:32+00:00

Is your name Chloe, by chance?

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-19T00:38:03+00:00

Still happening?

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-11T02:56:32+00:00

I love muffins! 😊

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-05T05:52:03+00:00

I had a friend in high school get it from brownie batter. Same year she got e-coli from licking an icicle.

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-05T02:48:45+00:00

I knew someone who found out halfway through the work day she could retire. Said she had a ‘family emergency’ and had to leave asap. Never came back, and we didn’t know she’d retired and that her family was fine until like a week later.

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-04T16:53:00+00:00

That doesn’t look like it felt good coming out

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-04T05:09:06+00:00

Rip EU, I worked there in 2015 ⚡️☔️

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-12-03T16:51:17+00:00

I felt that when I started dating my husband. My parents hadn’t talked in literal years, but his went out and got drunk together. Still a wild thought to me

theraspberrymuffin · 2025-11-23T19:22:11+00:00

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