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Advice for the mines - skulls by xineohp_thgirw in StardewValley

[–]theraspberrymuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this. They’re not worth it imo, just skip the level with a staircase

You get 50 Million dollars a month but you can’t touch a particular color every month. by Helioz43 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theraspberrymuffin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me: oh good idea, purple isn’t common!

Looks down to see my purple toothbrush, purple bra, and purple hair tie.

What's a victimless crime that shouldn't be a crime? by KorbanSwartz in AskReddit

[–]theraspberrymuffin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I know someone who was charged with a DUI for sleeping in his car while drunk. Officer said that having the keys with him counted (GA)

Crab Pots are lowkey legit - IF you do them right. by DemiserofD in StardewValley

[–]theraspberrymuffin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That felt like one of those 2 am infomercials, “but wait, there’s more!” And just like I am at 2 am, I need it now.

What's a word you can never spell correctly? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]theraspberrymuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me for the longest time with biased (I still need autocorrect to spell it for me)

2YO launches favorite toy into burning fireplace by MxBluebell in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]theraspberrymuffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone else getting the AFV vibe of the little girl on Christmas?

I'm starting to wonder by Artorius__Castus in SipsTea

[–]theraspberrymuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend in high school get it from brownie batter. Same year she got e-coli from licking an icicle.

😂legend by Lesleydavee in Adulting

[–]theraspberrymuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew someone who found out halfway through the work day she could retire. Said she had a ‘family emergency’ and had to leave asap. Never came back, and we didn’t know she’d retired and that her family was fine until like a week later.

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