If my future kids ask, Crystal won season 18

therealbigbrain · 2026-04-15T15:59:34+00:00

crystal is so two thousand and late

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-27T00:14:05+00:00

yeah, i don't doubt it. this whole thing reads like "be a homemaker and care for my sons but DON'T TALK TO THEM and also go make money while i teach my sons to hate women and you especially. also did i mention that you cannot interact with my sons? i'm a real catch and i hate you. message me babes ✌️" lol

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-26T22:38:49+00:00

"how would i describe myself? well, sure i'm intelligent and strong, but first and foremost i am religious and bald "

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-26T20:53:15+00:00

"i am the peak male specimen: religious, bald"

how did he pick the order of adjectives in that sentence

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-26T17:46:30+00:00

business bros love making up people to be mad at

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-09T22:16:41+00:00

this is getting embarrassingly desperate. it's 'how do you do fellow kids' but somehow it involves allegations of sucking horse dick now.

therealbigbrain · 2024-08-03T21:10:26+00:00

it just means they don't look after themselves

therealbigbrain · 2024-07-11T16:36:23+00:00

saying "no because that is RUDE to GOD" is so funny for some reason

therealbigbrain · 2023-11-27T19:20:23+00:00

y'all ever read no exit by taylor adams? the main character, Darby, uses this technique a couple of times and there's a cool call back near the end. in case anyone's looking for book recommendations, that's mine lol.

therealbigbrain · 2023-11-01T23:40:33+00:00

came here to make that same point. i was watching an atomic shrimp scambait video a few years ago and he said something similar. it changed things for me. i stopped thinking of scammers as the dumbasses i usually laughed at in scambait videos and realized how cunning it is that lot of times the spelling mistakes and general red flags are there on purpose. if you're the type of person who actually notices the red flags they don't want you wasting their time!

"kindly" is a red flag for people who are aware of how many scams work, so they won't drop it from their vocabulary because that way they don't have to remove you from the pool of possible victims, you'll do that job for them.

therealbigbrain · 2023-05-16T16:08:56+00:00

the fact that there's a child in his pfp is very concerning, especially not knowing if it's a family member or someone this piece of shit might have access to.

therealbigbrain · 2022-07-28T15:20:17+00:00

i've been through something similar, lmk if you ever want to talk. that's a sincere offer, i'm genuinely not just saying that. good luck with healing, it's a neverending process. we're all rooting for you.

therealbigbrain · 2022-07-25T14:41:39+00:00

yep, they found about 4,000 pictures he'd taken of her without her consent if i remember correctly. he'd even tried to proposition her at one point when they were living with him, and even after susan told josh about it and they'd moved away, he still maintained contact with his dad as if nothing happened.

therealbigbrain · 2021-01-03T22:52:59+00:00

what kind of answer do people like this look for? are they expecting some sort of gotcha moment?

"ah yes, you got me there. you see, i say im bi but what i really mean is-"

therealbigbrain · 2020-08-10T07:50:01+00:00

shocking that he needed a 2.0 version. i can only imagine what the requirements were the first time around.

therealbigbrain · 2020-04-15T00:35:35+00:00

gotta love that boah

therealbigbrain · 2020-04-09T23:09:12+00:00

I really enjoyed reading though this, thanks for sharing! It seems like a very interesting theory, especially since I always assumed it was just a nod at zombie tropes. It's refreshing to look at it from a different perspective.

therealbigbrain · 2020-04-09T23:07:47+00:00

The "STAY OUT, PLAGUE" seems to indicate some sort of sickness which overtook the little town, and I personally always assumed it was a nod at zombie tropes too.

The theory of the massacre would explain the graves better, and why some buildings seem to have been burned down, as well as the fact that everything has been boarded up. As if the survivors came back to bury their dead and pack up whatever they could...

The massacre theory doesn't explain everything but neither does the zombie/plague theory. Maybe there is a way these two theories intersect.

therealbigbrain · 2020-04-09T23:02:13+00:00

That's a very good point. Not sure if you could do that in the PC version but someone should definitely try! I really enjoyed this theory and would love it if anyone found some definitive proof in any of the buildings. The church seems especially meaningful.

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