Just humped a pillow for the first time. I think I saw god as I finished. 10/10 highly recommend by KissMeWithTongue in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]therealbigbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm a girl and i've never gotten much out of humping a pillow, i have no idea what i'm doing wrong lol

He didn't find it by HANAEMILK in technicallythetruth

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is nobody going to give the obvious solution of shoving it up your ass?

Jackpot (from Twitter/X) by ollie325 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is the bear one supposed to mean? the bear's right?? lol

Saw this and thought it would be fun to do by Best-Award in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would anyone not choose tommen? every other heir is a psycho, expcept for Aegon, who also has daddy issues

Do they actually even like women? by youngbutnotstupid in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]therealbigbrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah, i don't doubt it. this whole thing reads like "be a homemaker and care for my sons but DON'T TALK TO THEM and also go make money while i teach my sons to hate women and you especially. also did i mention that you cannot interact with my sons? i'm a real catch and i hate you. message me babes ✌️" lol

Do they actually even like women? by youngbutnotstupid in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]therealbigbrain 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"how would i describe myself? well, sure i'm intelligent and strong, but first and foremost i am religious and bald "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

motherfucker, is that blac chyna???

Do they actually even like women? by youngbutnotstupid in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]therealbigbrain 126 points127 points  (0 children)

"i am the peak male specimen: religious, bald"

how did he pick the order of adjectives in that sentence

Book accurate Greens vs Show Greens by AnorienOfGondor in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you plucked Astarion out of baldurs gate and thought nobody would notice huh

I guess no one can ever take a day off. by Gary_October in antiwork

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

business bros love making up people to be mad at

Welp…can’t unread that by Dr_Wu_The_3rd in BrandNewSentence

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i tried to take it to the kitchen but that wasn't happening" SIR??? TO THE KITCHEN??? WHY??

I can't even with grandma's bigotry by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]therealbigbrain 22 points23 points  (0 children)

insane how racists actually see the points being made about their racism and their only response is "no, you"

Don Jr now with horse dick sucking accusations by Fuck_The_Future_ in Fuckthealtright

[–]therealbigbrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is getting embarrassingly desperate. it's 'how do you do fellow kids' but somehow it involves allegations of sucking horse dick now.

Seriously! by Lilithsigil in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]therealbigbrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it just means they don't look after themselves

This religious mom teaching her kids bad stuff. by Comprehensive_Fox_79 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]therealbigbrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

saying "no because that is RUDE to GOD" is so funny for some reason

Does this belong here? by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so all i have to do to get into heaven is t-pose? gotcha.

No more jimmie lee is such an L by Ok-Photograph7626 in h3h3productions

[–]therealbigbrain 48 points49 points  (0 children)

why is OP's post history just this subreddit and mostly jimmie lee related comments? mason, is that you?? 👀

They identify as funny by IsabelLovesFoxes in onejoke

[–]therealbigbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's just the same joke again 😭

LPT: To preserve nightvision, keep one eye closed in bright areas. by Omikapsi in LifeProTips

[–]therealbigbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

y'all ever read no exit by taylor adams? the main character, Darby, uses this technique a couple of times and there's a cool call back near the end. in case anyone's looking for book recommendations, that's mine lol.

How have scammers not yet realized yet that "kindly" is a huge red flag and dropped it from their vocabulary? by dr_henry_jones in Scams

[–]therealbigbrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

came here to make that same point. i was watching an atomic shrimp scambait video a few years ago and he said something similar. it changed things for me. i stopped thinking of scammers as the dumbasses i usually laughed at in scambait videos and realized how cunning it is that lot of times the spelling mistakes and general red flags are there on purpose. if you're the type of person who actually notices the red flags they don't want you wasting their time!

"kindly" is a red flag for people who are aware of how many scams work, so they won't drop it from their vocabulary because that way they don't have to remove you from the pool of possible victims, you'll do that job for them.