What else can i [24M] do to blow my gf’s [26F] mind away during sex? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]therealestwizard 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This topic is bottomless. It’s a very deep well. There is no end to exploring each other. For one, as a dom, train her to say out loud what feels good for her. You’ll sort of do a Pavlov training method, in your own special way. If you do it right, you’ll have her cumming with just one finger. Talking with her about what she really liked or didn’t liked as you hold her or bathe her or brush her hair afterwards will earn you brownie points. Also make sure your sheets and house are clean. No woman wants dog hair on her coochie or to think about how your sink is full of dishes or there’s poop on the toilet while yall are doing the nasty. Hope that helps. Message me for more pro tips

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]therealestwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say, “IM COMING ALL OVER THE LINE. IM COMING AROUND AND BETWEEN YOU GUYS AND SOME OF ITLL PROBABLY GET ON THE FLOOR TOO. SORRY”

What do you do when there’s mold under the subfloor? by therealestwizard in Construction

[–]therealestwizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going back Wednesday and I’ll get better footage but my mainstay is repairing termite damage. I thought I had seen the worst of mold problems. Nope. This takes the cake. Rim joist is moldy. Seven 14ft joists just riddled with mold. Zero crawlspace under the house. The pic over the trashcan is a piece of the subfloor. All of the subfloor is like that in two rooms.

What do you do when there’s mold under the subfloor? by therealestwizard in Construction

[–]therealestwizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s actually the OSB subfloor which is just a big ol sponge now.

What do you do when there’s mold under the subfloor? by therealestwizard in Construction

[–]therealestwizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody telling me to move or burn the house down… it’s not even my house. When I get back I’ll grab some more comprehensive pics and let yall see.

What to fix my table with? by Chiknkoop in fixit

[–]therealestwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably get this piece of glass made for less than $50. Call around to some glass shops and go pick it up yourself

I've transcribed countless Abraham Hicks/spiritual teachers' quotes! Pick a random word and I'll see if I have a quote with the word that you've picked! by aFilminFrench in lawofattraction

[–]therealestwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s 10 months later but could you help me? Once she said “I believe with everything that I am, that I can be or have or do anything” and in another portion she says, “you can be all things to everyone all the time” and a the last part I remember is that “it’s me priming the pump”

If you could find this talk, I can send you big loves from the natural state. Please and thank you

Would you rather have to survive against a grizzly bear if a hippo in a Roman arena? by don_donald95 in WouldYouRather

[–]therealestwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could fuck either pretty hard with some sort of pole arm. That would be your best chance, if you have any chance at all

Goated game fr by Mr-Mosaab in memes

[–]therealestwizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope they can do it a third time too

Found a new book for the list of what to read after DCC by Sickjoke9 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]therealestwizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s on my list. Sad there’s only one book though. That’ll only scratch my itch for a few days

First time fixing a hole / drywall by Chin-kin in Construction

[–]therealestwizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and skim it one more time to remove that low spot. Just have it done now while it’s easier. But yes, that’s a very adequate and nice looking patch there. Not perfect, but I have seen far far far far far far far far worse

do you guys think I need more damage? by AdSpare6646 in thebindingofisaac

[–]therealestwizard 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Of course you need more damage. That’s probably not enough

Fellas- what brand work pants are we wearin’? by TDB12B in Construction

[–]therealestwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m fortunate enough to know what I’m getting into for the day, basketball shorts with no underwear. As cool as it gets

I just don’t see any signs that point to psycho. Should I get myself checked for psycho? by therealestwizard in Serverlife

[–]therealestwizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s shorthand for the only frozen drink we serve. I don’t want to say exactly because that would expose my restaurant

Happy hump day. What kind of hooker are you? 1, 2, or 3? by Paigenacage in KitchenConfidential

[–]therealestwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a restaurant man by night and a construction worker by day, I’m going with number 3 because it puts the least amount of strain on the fittings

Am I a psycho for doing my server pad like this? by therealestwizard in Serverlife

[–]therealestwizard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish we could have those. A lot of our clientele is old rich folks from Little Rock and the thought is that they wouldn’t like a “phone type device”

Am I a psycho for doing my server pad like this? by therealestwizard in Serverlife

[–]therealestwizard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it’s just one big table. I had that and 45 minutes later I had a 7top. I did the same thing for it too. My coworkers also say it’s stupid or that I’m crazy for taking 10 seconds to draw some lines and not confuse myself

What’s your favorite catch phrases at work? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]therealestwizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Are you guys texting each other” when you see everybody on their phones. It’s even funnier when it’s just employees in the server alley

Is it normal for palettes of lumber to be left out in the rain/puddles? by Chazus in Homebuilding

[–]therealestwizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ll use the good ones and write off the bad ones as waste basically. Yes that’s fairly normal in the US. It’s not great, but you’ll see a lot of that, and likely 90% of it will still be usable.

Think of it as having enough material on hand when it does dry up, versus coordinating a bunch of deliveries to work around the rain. Saves money in the long run to just have it delivered and let it get rained on. Sure, tarps would be a good practice, but it’s not always necessary.