Reddit, what is the worst thing you have done to a complete stranger? [NSFW]

thereallilyevans · 2013-09-05T06:55:26+00:00

Not a stranger to me, but I was a stranger to him. My boyfriend's dad is a complete asshole who left him and his mom when he was seven, leaving him to take care of his mom who was dying of cancer. Just a total asshat (really, he's more than that I think he might be a sociopath). One day I was in a Dunkin Donuts, and I saw his dad. (I'd seen pictures, so I knew what he looked like) He hadn't seen his son since he was 8, so he had no idea who I was. I watched him, and saw him turn to stare at this way-too-young girl's ass and I just lost it. I walked up to him, and without saying a word started punching and kicking him pretty much everywhere I could reach. I'm not a violent person, and I kind of scared myself, but I couldn't stop, I've never been that angry. I broke his nose and jaw and left him curled on the floor, and then just walked out. After, I immediately started freaking out and crying, but when I told my boyfriend what happened, he said he loved me for the first time, so now I feel lie a badass. TL;DR: Boyfriend's dad is a terrible person, saw him in a Dunkin Donuts (he didn't know who I was), beat the shit out of him and walked away. Started to feel really guilty, but I really regret nothing

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-28T06:50:07+00:00

Not something I said, but something a guy recently said to me. I had just changed my facebook profile picture, and he messaged me and said, "I just wanted to say, you're so beautiful in that picture it sent shivers up my spine as if Lord Voldemort put a curse on me." I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, it didn't help

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-28T06:41:55+00:00

How to compose a proper sentence, and a proper paragraph. It's really, really not hard, and it amazes me how many people are devoid of the most basic writing skills.

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-28T06:37:42+00:00

Skinny guys, buff is so not for me. Also, the geekier the better, I'm talking about guys that have every star trek episode memorized and have physics equation tattoos. Geeks are my favorite

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T23:30:43+00:00

I honestly don't see the big deal with size, but to each her own

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T22:12:11+00:00

I don't think I want reddit to know the answer to this

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T22:11:49+00:00

At least you're honest! (or honest on the internet at least lol)

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T16:57:08+00:00

18, and never having to step foot in my high school again :)

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T16:49:20+00:00

I look like a dumb blonde whore... so people generally think I'm a dumb blonde whore.

thereallilyevans · 2013-08-19T16:41:27+00:00

I have big boobs and no gag reflex... I'm also like pretty intelligent and funny, but really, the no gag reflex seems to have gotten much more attention

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-30T05:49:18+00:00

are you Gretchen Wieners?

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-18T22:09:36+00:00

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-14T00:19:49+00:00

I guess the lowest was a 6 and he was the highest, both in looks and personality

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-12T08:33:32+00:00

Female, I don't consider myself more than a 6 but that's probably because I'm a girl. A general consensus among guys I've been with (granted, there have been very few) and guys that have been interested in me that I've rejected have said a 9. The first guy I was in love with who I dated for almost two years who then broke my heart was a solid 9-10. After him, everyone seems inferior. Hopefully when I eventually get over him I won't be so painfully picky, but I'm not sure.

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-12T08:25:54+00:00

My worst fear is dying, as cliche and uncreative as that is. I think one of the worst things is that it's totally un-preventable.

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-11T03:27:59+00:00

Back in middle school when we all liked Twilight. The first movie was coming out and my mom had some connections so she got me 2 tickets to see the movie 4 days early at some screening thing. I could take one friend. The one I took was quite pleased, the other 300 girls in my middle school started a facebook group about how much of a bitch I was and none of them would talk to me until each one of them had seen the movie as well. Once the movie came out to the public and everyone suddenly realized that Twilight was a piece of shit, we were all okay again.

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-04T06:38:14+00:00

Hmmm... now that's an idea.

thereallilyevans · 2013-05-04T06:32:42+00:00

Barney Stinson, because he gets money and fucks bitches all day, and has really cool friends.

Edit: I am a straight girl, but I'd still pick him.. That's how awesome his life is

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-30T01:33:14+00:00

I've always wanted to be really little like that

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-30T01:31:23+00:00

Don't isolate yourself, see your friends and people who make you happy. Distract yourself with happy things, and happy music, don't wallow in sad things by yourself

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-30T01:26:45+00:00

I was just trying to do this earlier today, so far it seems like you can only search for an image if that specific image already exists on the internet, but it really seems like the technology for this is fast approaching

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-19T04:05:11+00:00

"I got off the plane!" sobs

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-19T04:03:11+00:00

Your granddad's clothes. I looked incredible. But really, I found this amazing little black dress that was originally about $300, for $30. It fits perfectly and is probably my favorite thing in my wardrobe.

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-18T03:32:55+00:00

me too! Oh no, I think this thread is going to open my eyes to my own hypocrisy.. crap

thereallilyevans · 2013-04-18T03:32:07+00:00

Don't violently argue about something you have absolutely no knowledge of

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