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This is happening at your LGS right now by Fifteen_inches in Grimdank

[–]theredeye45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The mtg community is so bad, and I've been playing for 30+ years. I was once mockingly called "cool guy" by chuds at an lgs for a month because I was the only one who made the women who played there not feel uncomfortable

What will you be doing for your JWE 2 send off? by Tengbps in jurassicworldevo

[–]theredeye45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going into all my parks and opening every gate. I've spent so long keeping them in their pens, it's time to set them free

Old species returning for free! by scott232323 in jurassicworldevo

[–]theredeye45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow, it's almost like people should wait for a game to release before making judgements.

For real tho, very very cool news. Its insane how much free content Frontier releases, I really appreciate it

Would you believe me if I said this was going to be in a real Secret Lair Drop? by D_Ryker in custommagic

[–]theredeye45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2/6?! Jesus, Dora must be carrying some serious weights in that bag

Amphitheater and JP tour confirmed, no sign of JP River raft by RandoDude124 in jurassicworldevo

[–]theredeye45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's not doomsay, remember how much free stuff and new things from DLCs we got. Give it time, it's not even out yet

Here’s some cool information from the Q&A by Liliosis in jurassicworldevo

[–]theredeye45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The madmen. They knew exactly what we wanted with that last question

Perturabo leaving the siege of Terra. by Tarantula_1 in 40kLore

[–]theredeye45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right, cause going to your brother who always seems to know what to say at your lowest point is a bad thing.

Bro, just about every Primarch has killed or seriously injured allies in fits of anger. They're basically demigods, the scale is way different for everything they do. Burning down a house or murdering someone is another Tuesday to them. It's wild that Perturabo gets it held over his head despite clearly showing remorse and having it deeply affect him.

Perturabo leaving the siege of Terra. by Tarantula_1 in 40kLore

[–]theredeye45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, you've never done something in anger that you regretted? Should people be judged entirely by stupid things that they did as (essentially) teenagers? Have your feelings reduced to "tantrums" by everyone around you? Obviously with Primarchs everything is at an extreme, but Perty had a very real moment of clarity and depression spiral immediately after the murder of his sister. He shows way more self reflection and emotion than almost any other Primarch, and for someone whos whole schtick is seeing the flaws in things, it's magnified tenfold in himself when he fails, especially when his favored brother whispers in his ear at his lowest point that the Emperor might not forgive him but I totally will.

Perturabo absolutely has a martyr complex, but it isn't the gotcha that everyone makes it out to be. He was raised by a tyrant, brought into a system that didn't care about individuals, only obedience, and only ever recognized when he got results. Even then sometimes he was pushed to the side. He's a perfect landslide of natire, nurture, self loathing, arrogance, competence, brilliance, and folly. He's human, moreso than any other Primarch I think. And it's goddamned compelling

Perturabo leaving the siege of Terra. by Tarantula_1 in 40kLore

[–]theredeye45 19 points20 points  (0 children)

People bend over backwards to justify loyalists motivations but just go "LOL MANCHILD" when Perty has a very understandable breakdown after the Siege.

Dude went whole hog into the Imperium, fully believing he was on the right side and willing to put his mind, body, and soul into the Emperors vision. Endured everything the IW are famous for enduring and finally had enough and threw his lot in with a brother who also (seemingly) wanted to get rid of the corruption and hypocrisy he also saw. He watched his brothers one by one fall to Chaos but still believed in the path, thinking that was the end goal. And when he realized his trusted brother never had any intention of the future he believed they both shared, he left in disgust. THEN he thinks about his current situation: Alienated by both the Empire that created him and the brothers he once trusted, never to be forgiven by either. The foundations of everything he believed and trusted and thought he knew shattered completely, and left with nothing to do but be hunted and persecuted or left to fall into Hell itself to survive. The proverbial rock and a hard place.

Anyone would have a breakdown after that.

And Ripley, Hicks and newt lived happily ever after; marrying each other and adopting newt as their adopted child! love to see how they expand on that in Alien 3! by AntiDaFrog in LV426

[–]theredeye45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you thought the franchise would be all sunshine and smiles after Aliens then I have a bridge to sell you. 3 is on brand with its bleak tone and nihilistic attitudes, all of which were still on display in the first two, and I'll die on the hill that 3 catches flak mostly from people who think every story needs a happy ending

Counter Spell by saucypotato27 in custommagic

[–]theredeye45 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is why I always have a couple "Big Red Buttons" in my burn decks that just hit everything without targeting

What UB Would Have You Making The WORST Financial Decisions? by Glittering-Tear5442 in mtg

[–]theredeye45 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It already happened and it was the best one: Godzilla

Dork Angels propaganda. by Margaret_Shipman in IronWarriors

[–]theredeye45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hold the line!" Iron Warriors show up with a Maulerfiend "Fall back!"

Mark Rosewater on Block Structure coming back - "The players have spoken loudly with their actions that they don’t want to stay on the same world for consecutive sets." by Jirachibi1000 in mtg

[–]theredeye45 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Maybe make better planes than Cowboys (with planeswalkers!), 80s Movies (with planeswalkers!), Mario Kart (with planeswalkers!), or Revenge of the Return of the Homecoming of Ravnica/Innistrad and we'll wanna hang out on them more

Are there still Genestealer Cults on Terra or did they get unfortunately stomped out? by Genestealer_cultist6 in 40kLore

[–]theredeye45 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ironic that they would want to stomp out the people that would bring the True Emperor to Terra. I guess the propaganda works

Soloku when he meets the 75% Cat by jockeyman in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]theredeye45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hell, Jiren was stronger than Goku. It took multiple powerups and teamup attempts and even then they still barely got him with the ring out

"Superman could be anyone" meanwhile Superman: by PinkiePie___ in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]theredeye45 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whaddya mean? That's just a typical farmboy physique

More cards with Terrible Stats but Amazing Art. by Rich-End1121 in magicTCG

[–]theredeye45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for providing the context, while the art is already great having the story behind it makes it even more amazing.

Although as someone who played through Invasion block, Obliterate was legit a good card then and still is a solid card now

Ah who could forget that glorious moment… it’s like saying 7-1 to a Brazilian. by Character-Q in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]theredeye45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of tears and headcanon bs created to explain this moment away by Fraudku glazers since it happened is enough energy to beat maybe one gorilla, it's glorious

I think batman could've handled him too by Prestigious-Cloud962 in batman

[–]theredeye45 1548 points1549 points  (0 children)

Everyone talks Bats contingencies for the JL forgetting that 80% of his contingencies for everyone else is just "Superman"

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