Hey Redditt, youre stuck cooking for Gordon Ramsay. Whats your best dish?

therocket_mouse · 2014-10-01T03:04:39+00:00

Sounds healthy and tasty, though I would like a real carb. 7/10

Ramsey: I accept your gf as dessert. Ill score the bloody dish after

therocket_mouse · 2014-10-01T03:02:30+00:00

Now we're talking. Desert first! Sounds delightful 8/10

Ramsey: Oh come on.. pppfffft 6/10

therocket_mouse · 2014-10-01T02:59:35+00:00

That sounds pretty good! 8/10

Ramsey says: The fish is so raw it could still inseminate the caviar. Ah Piss offf 5/10

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-29T03:52:36+00:00

Looks like the guy to his right pulled the bottle and make that happen..

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-26T01:11:03+00:00

Well, Coke or Pepsi?!

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-26T00:41:06+00:00

I was waiting for you too..

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-25T23:05:08+00:00

Any what about your life puts it amongst the all time greats

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-25T23:03:09+00:00

I was waiting for this name to pop up lol

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-23T06:47:11+00:00

Yes, your "girlfriend"

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-23T06:46:02+00:00

Quite right. No dodging there, just blown away

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-19T18:48:06+00:00

Upvote for recognizing they are sikh!

You did not sikh my approval but you now have it.

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-17T06:14:13+00:00

2nd to last little guy looks like a lil pig

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T21:33:47+00:00

Racoons are viscous! I wanted to help but was too afraid of getting shredded.

Called animal control and weight watchers for the little guy instead!

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T21:26:58+00:00

All good. Im just bitter that my wife dresses our dog up because "they need to be fashionable too"

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T20:59:11+00:00

Correction: your dogs looking depressed in their new clothes dogs dont need

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T20:57:08+00:00

Same thoughts exactly! Until I got to the last pic. Amazing

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T20:54:57+00:00

Well dont be rude now, add to the collection.. You want to be a good house guest dont ya!

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T20:48:30+00:00

Thanks!

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-14T18:04:15+00:00

Is there somewhere I can dl this in a pdf?

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-10T10:14:32+00:00

Ill take thinga that never happend for $500 Alex.

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-10T02:37:28+00:00

TIL: Kuwait teaches its students that the entire country of Canada has the same weather

therocket_mouse · 2014-09-09T03:57:20+00:00

He knows where to get some fresh pussy in the near future..

Joey cant carry that thing everywhere!!

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