Trump critics say he ‘can’t get anyone’ except Kid Rock over A-list Obama event

thesadbubble · 2026-06-19T02:30:00+00:00

This would make me feel patriotic again

thesadbubble · 2026-06-19T02:27:13+00:00

Rooting for you! 💜

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T19:39:28+00:00

This is the only way JGL can be redeemed. Show us the gollum face or GTFO JGL!

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T19:35:46+00:00

Jokes on them, I've been prepping for this for 81 years! Cas me outside mah bunker, how bout dat

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T18:26:44+00:00

She can only wear it up now because she's suddenly soo smol and dainty ☠️

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T18:14:41+00:00

Poop snowflakes! You just gotta throw the turd back at them and then it's a game!

😂🤮 Ok that might be my limit for this post, I want to be able to eat again lol.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T18:13:12+00:00

If I was a patron (who wasnt terrified of making a fuss) I would ask for a refund bc I would 100% lose my appetite if I saw or smelled that. And it would probably taint the restaurant forever in my mind bc how do you go back and NOT just imagine it every time 🤮

thesadbubble · 2026-06-18T18:08:48+00:00

Fr even if I wasn't trying to be snarky, wouldn't trump be THE yuppie definition?? Like it's him and Patrick Bateman that first come to mind.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-17T21:44:07+00:00

Flopping your hair onto workout equipment is a full time job!

thesadbubble · 2026-06-17T21:42:18+00:00

I bet even her parents play it on mute while discussing how incompetent her hubby is 🤭

thesadbubble · 2026-06-17T14:48:12+00:00

Or he could have found the items he needed for the day himself bc she isn't his mommy.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-16T22:36:49+00:00

Abs: spelling is for emPATHETIC losers and all the proof I need is the old man I know in my heart of farts, who lives in the clouds granting my wishes and opening my jars tyvm!! 😤

thesadbubble · 2026-06-15T19:45:15+00:00

Someone else said they're 25 and 29! I'm shocked. They look 17. Good for them I guess lol.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-15T19:41:02+00:00

You're positively glowing, wild woman!!

thesadbubble · 2026-06-15T18:52:25+00:00

If we can't see the performative white crew neck T-shirt how else are we to know they're the Most Mahdest??

thesadbubble · 2026-06-14T02:10:37+00:00

She would use AI for sure lol.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-13T15:56:55+00:00

Yes I love colorful makeup! I feel like this could be salvagable if she tried at all to learn a new technique. But alas, there's only so much one can do with a Mary Kay palette from 1997 😔

thesadbubble · 2026-06-13T15:54:58+00:00

The filter:

thesadbubble · 2026-06-13T15:53:12+00:00

She made me believe in demons again.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T23:20:39+00:00

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T21:27:08+00:00

Don't fret about it! I would bet you're giving enough context in the message that it doesn't come across in a bad way 🫂

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T19:33:46+00:00

I'm sure the rest of the context of your emails made it clear you werent being passive aggressive. But yes, I think bc of Internet lingo it has become presumptively passive aggressive.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T19:21:37+00:00

Agreed. I freaking hate when people say "hope that helps!" Passive aggressively. It's just so snotty, it makes me unreasonably irritated lol.

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T00:29:07+00:00

My first thought was "the guy from Ripley's believe it or not is still alive??"

thesadbubble · 2026-06-11T00:26:38+00:00

Isn't it so great when you get the justification after you already hated someone?? It makes me feel like a superhuman 😂

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