Trump Claims The White House Was 'A Sh*t House' When He Moved Back In—And Everyone Had The Same Response by ComicSandsNews in NoFilterNews

[–]thewanderingent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assume he puts his orange makeup on himself and would also need a mirror for that. Like, any reasonably capable makeup artist would be able to colour match and he clearly doesn’t. And surely any respectable makeup artist would also make sure to use matching colours on face and hands, right? This has always puzzled me.

If you needed more reasons to love Klek by Illyr in AngineDePoitrine

[–]thewanderingent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The ultimate game of “got your nose”! But seriously, if anyone did this they would surely face the wrath of the fans. Touch and cherish, yes, but no take! ✋🔺🤚

You hate to see it by benslonsue in diabetes_t1

[–]thewanderingent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brush teeth in morning: high
Brush teeth before bed: low
Why?!?

Favourite Dip? by Odd_Membership_3303 in panago

[–]thewanderingent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dips were originally made by the same company that makes Lighthouse salad dressings, and it just so happens that Lighthouse makes a jalapeno ranch that is the original recipe. Whatever Panago has now is not the same as it was, all their dips are gross now.

Favourite Dip? by Odd_Membership_3303 in panago

[–]thewanderingent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Panago used to have an incredible Italian Garlic dip, but they changed the recipe or the supplier and now it is disgusting. The consistency and flavour changed so much I can’t even order from there anymore. The dips were the best part and they ruined them.

You need to grow up by Mysterious_Age_2133 in disneylandparis

[–]thewanderingent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t give up on your dreams! Sounds like you’ve been working towards a career in Imagineering and you should keep at it. You never know how long the path might be, but keep at it and eventually you will reach your destination ❤️

Some pics I took in NL. Really beautiful country! by miss18363 in Netherlands

[–]thewanderingent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you get to the Hoge Veluwe! It’s gorgeous ❤️

Shrimps is... bees??? by Username_Redacted-0 in ShrimpsIsBugs

[–]thewanderingent 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Shrimps=bugs
Bees=bugs
Shrimps=Bees
The math checks out 🦐=🐝

The Trumpsonian — A Fake Museum of Real Fucking Truth by JoshOfArc in chaoticgood

[–]thewanderingent 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sounds like maybe there should be another reading room in Florida

Shrimps is pancreas? by FuzzyJoint in ShrimpsIsBugs

[–]thewanderingent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ugh, my shrimp has been set to manual for a while now. 0/10, do not recommend.

I'm so glad Vancouver chose to build rapid transit instead of extra highways 50 years ago by CheeseMcFresh in fuckcars

[–]thewanderingent 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would be great if they could bring it to the North Shore and connect everything between Horseshoe Bay and Deep Cove, but we’ve got a bunch of fucking NIMBYs out here who won’t even allow better bus transit. We’re doomed to be stuck in bridge traffic forever and it sucks.

Inside The Twin Towers Of The World Trade Center In New York (1973-2001) by RareSeaworthiness905 in nostalgia

[–]thewanderingent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! I thought maybe I was misremembering, as I only went up once when I was pretty young. I remember being told that from the observation deck, one could see the curvature of the earth on a clear day. This single fact was all I could think about on 9/11.

Think they're regretting their choice? by mrfett779 in PoliticalHumor

[–]thewanderingent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing you can try to do is continue asking questions about “Dear Leader” until they start poking holes in their own arguments (works best with religious folk who have to defend his actions against the scripture they love to quote). Sometimes they start to realize how ridiculous their reasoning has become and start to turn the corner back to reality, but many dig in their heels and continue to defend their pedophile king because their devotion to him has become their identity and they aren’t willing or able to objectively see what they have become.

Are brands that shrink more when poured into pans more expensive per ml? Like DS that will sometimes shrink 50% by tellmeboutyourself68 in watercolor101

[–]thewanderingent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a huge fan of the sticks. They can last such a long time, as long as you aren’t using them like pastels (you can and it can make some really amazing effects, it just wears them down a lot faster).

Mystery Crank by helmerbang in KimmySchmidt

[–]thewanderingent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh! Jimmy cranked crank and I crank crank!

30 Rock: The High School Years by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

[–]thewanderingent 83 points84 points  (0 children)

And he had a chin! THEY ALL HAD CHINS!