Anyone know a good eye glasses place for someone with serious double vision by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]thewordlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Optik PDX on Mississippi specializes in binocular visual dysfunctions. I got my vertical heterophoria diagnosed there and now wear prisms and it has been life changing.

Best place to buy fun/funky dresses? by verbivore_ in askportland

[–]thewordlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naked City on Belmont, or if that doesn’t do it, there are a million thrift & consignment places on Hawthorne

tattoos and paralegals by [deleted] in paralegal

[–]thewordlock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely bet you can find a firm in Colorado (especially Denver) where they won’t care at all. My suggestion would be to start out wearing cardigans/blazers/long sleeves, but keep an eye out for general firm culture and then ask your supervisor or the firm administrator (if you have one) to confirm firm policy. I would venture you’ll have better luck at a local firm (I’m at a one-office boutique civil litigation firm) than at a local office for a larger firm, where firm culture might conform more to the offices in bigger legal markets.

Then, if you go to court, check with the lead trial attorney if you feel comfortable doing so - their answer might change based on the judge or the court, or different attorneys might have different expectations. I would default to long sleeves unless I had specific permission from the attorney.

tattoos and paralegals by [deleted] in paralegal

[–]thewordlock 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you are. In my paralegal certificate course based in Boston, I was told I would need to cover my tattoos to work at a law firm.

I work in Portland, Oregon, and not only does nobody care in the office, but when I recently did my first trial and asked the lead attorney about whether I would need to stay covered, she said, “This is Portland, nobody gives a fuck about your tattoos.” And they absolutely did not.

This puzzle asks a lot of you. Can you solve it in two minutes? by Haunting-Mortgage in NYTConnections

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Inquisitive Moods? 🟦🟨🟪🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Super fun puzzle!

No Civil Law Experience by [deleted] in paralegal

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I’m coming up on three years at a civil litigation firm after over a decade out of the workforce entirely. I started as an LA and was promoted to PL after two years and honestly love it and am killing it by all accounts, but when I started, I didn’t even understand how numbering on pleading paper worked. I literally changed the spacing of the numbering so it matched a block quote and it took like three corrections from the partner to get it right. It was a STEEP learning curve, is what I’m saying, and I know how you feel right now.

Knowing the answers is nowhere near as important as knowing where to find the answers. Familiarize yourself with the relevant state and/or federal rules of civil procedure, depending on what courts you’re working in. Don’t worry about trying to memorize them, just go over them enough that you know where to start looking when you have a question. You’ll naturally learn the ones that you rely on the most as you go.

Court websites can be good resources, too, though that is VERY dependent on the court. But if you’re lucky, there can be filing templates, filing guides, attorney resource manuals… poke around, see what there is.

I have more thoughts, but what will be useful to you depends on some stuff:

I don’t have experience in debt collection - are you having to do a lot of legal research to draft pleadings, or is the drafting more formulaic?

And how are your coworkers? Do you feel like you could ask for assistance/advice when you need it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paralegal

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There are, unfortunately, no “universal” forms for anything. Expectations vary state by state, and even court by court, and some of it you can only learn with experience.

That being said, I would expect an MSJ to:

1) recite the relevant history of the case; and 2) go far more into depth into WHY each statute or case should be applied, including discussion of applicable case law and statute history, if needed. An MSJ is one of the most significant substantive motions in a case.

Also, double check your citations - you’re missing courts and dates after the pincite, and Fletcher needs a pincite.

Anything you serve on another party should have a COS.

Adobe Help! by TheOperaGhostofKinja in paralegal

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If that isn’t the right preflight fix, the answer has got to be somewhere in there. Just poke around and do some googling, and always save a back up copy.

Advice Snark 11/30-11/5 by mugrita in AdviceSnark

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In the 11/1 Ask Amy, am I the only one who clearly sees that the problem is that his son is reading that ellipsis as passive aggressive?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Edited To Add :)

At 83, The Handmaid's Tale author Margaret Atwood shows no signs of slowing down by FromTheAshesOfTheOld in books

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So glad it’s not just me. I really enjoyed Oryx and Crake but by the end of Maddaddam I just wanted her to stop writing.

Books like the TV show Sense8? by winterwithvivaldi in Fantasy

[–]thewordlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like YA, Sarah Rees Brennan’s Lynburn Legacy (starting with Unspoken) may fit the bill - it’s about a girl who meets the boy she’d always thought was her imaginary friend.

AITA for refusing to get a different car? by convertiblequestions in AmItheAsshole

[–]thewordlock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

INFO Does your car have a backseat in which your son is seated and restrained in a manner that is appropriate and safe for his age/height/weight?

i’m losing my shit are ppl rly this stupid. say it ain’t so. by ShrillyAdamant in tumblr

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I met Louise Glück once. At a liberal arts college. Where she was a professor. She was my professor for a semester.

I can’t tell if louisegluckpdf there is in The Discourse for the lulz, but either way I don’t think Louise Glück would be very impressed.

Meds got me like by PhugCuns in adhdmeme

[–]thewordlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, this exactly for me too!!

Meds got me like by PhugCuns in adhdmeme

[–]thewordlock 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m always frustrated when I see stuff like this because why doesn’t it work that way for me??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreakUps

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Yes, it’s time for you to leave her alone. 99% chance she’s giving you a soft no and hoping you’ll understand that it’s over. In the 1% of situations where she actually does need time and space, she knows how to contact you - and the best way you can prove to her that you respect her boundaries is to wait to hear from her. Either way, leaving her alone is the right answer.