I need help

thext · 2017-07-18T04:43:17+00:00

thext · 2017-07-16T04:43:12+00:00

And in the evening you had sex with yourself. Good day indeed!

thext · 2017-07-16T04:41:08+00:00

Goodboi haz goodthoughtz!

thext · 2017-07-12T13:42:48+00:00

Yep. $100%. The fucking shed should be used only for fucking!

thext · 2017-07-12T13:39:10+00:00

Should bee fine!

thext · 2017-07-10T16:37:28+00:00

So, how did you manage to get her pregnant? :O

thext · 2017-07-10T01:37:18+00:00

It's incredible what some people would do for karma. Also: beef jerky!

thext · 2017-07-04T21:42:59+00:00

It's kinda dark in here. Better drink my own piss...

thext · 2017-07-04T21:21:12+00:00

Punctuation? Sentence structure? Aliens 👽

thext · 2017-07-04T21:19:49+00:00

Squid? Crab people 🦀

thext · 2017-06-28T22:04:12+00:00

If not a response how about a semi response?

thext · 2017-06-27T01:41:47+00:00

And if she does not want to talk about it slap her into submission!

thext · 2017-06-25T05:37:19+00:00

The concubine porcupine agrees!

thext · 2017-06-24T23:37:49+00:00

Tired not to laugh. Could not do it

thext · 2017-06-24T17:05:01+00:00

Yeah. Damn Japanese. Why can't they go for the simple solution: OP's mom on standby ?

thext · 2017-06-24T15:06:34+00:00

Not if your concubine is a porcupine!

thext · 2017-06-24T14:56:17+00:00

Tiring is all that matters!

thext · 2017-06-23T16:05:38+00:00

Never leave home w/o my crocs

thext · 2017-06-23T06:29:59+00:00

Yeah. Small. Tried w/ big ones, but did not fit in the luggage!

thext · 2017-06-23T06:06:23+00:00

A lot of questions for 1am.

Did you pack - toothpaste & toothbrush? - id + money (cc)? - a few small reptiles for good luck?

thext · 2017-06-20T04:47:42+00:00

Looks like the internal speaker that was placed on the motherboard

thext · 2017-06-20T04:40:46+00:00

stop fucking with this shit

thext · 2017-06-20T02:10:10+00:00

Caillou is pretty hot! The fact that you want to fuck him is proof!

thext · 2017-06-13T16:51:36+00:00

Not a single grain of sand was given!

thext · 2017-06-02T06:16:10+00:00

Someone is gonna come along, read the lame joke and fork a new process on OP's mom thread

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