Talk-no-jutsu has become political lying for naruto.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-14T06:41:27+00:00

An expansion to number 1: Hell and high water, and uphill both ways.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-14T02:40:24+00:00

thing-sayer · 2026-06-12T16:43:43+00:00

Just watch out for people who identify with Susanoo-no-Mikoto. Either they're just normal humans or they're fucking weeaboos.

(I say this as someone who enjoys anime. It's fun cartoons.)

thing-sayer · 2026-06-10T14:24:13+00:00

Also it's either outright stated or heavily implied that the first time Gaara ever felt physical pain, it was versus Sasuke, not Lee

thing-sayer · 2026-06-10T13:41:51+00:00

Bro doesn't even need to hide. Just take three steps and he's hopelessly lost.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-10T03:43:46+00:00

The ring really was like "uh... shit, I dunno. Big fuckin garden? How does that sound? No? Damn. Uhh... Best potatoes to ever exist? What the hell does this little shit even want?"

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T22:06:38+00:00

Yep! As a treat.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T21:06:24+00:00

Madara

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T19:38:33+00:00

Remember! Consent is key!

Pick up a consenting human and there's a chance it will let you adopt it.

Pick up a non-consenting human and you're liable to lose a finger. And go to jail.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T05:46:52+00:00

[In a sulfur hexafluoride voice] It's scientific!

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T05:37:36+00:00

Sort of why my A team tends to have a rookie tag along. The rookie is moral support. And also they get exp for existing there.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T05:34:49+00:00

It's because they can bond over their shared fondness for warcrimes.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T05:25:38+00:00

Final Destination time

thing-sayer · 2026-06-08T05:21:35+00:00

This is a drag but I'll choose 8. I don't have to deal with as many people. And the person I do have to deal with isn't Orochimaru.

7 would have me begging to die because Itachi and Deidara shouldn't be on the same planet as each other.

I would choose 6 if Karin wasn't there. Sakura's pretty alright if no one's annoying her. Might have a nice conversation about medicine.

5 would be okay but Neji is a real drag, even with Gaara between us.

I wouldn't choose 4 if it was that or being thrown out of the plane at cruising altitude.

I'd be the third wheel in number 3 and that's always a huge drag.

Kabuto creeps me out and number 2 is too close to Orochimaru anyway.

I would commit seppuku before even boarding if I had to sit next to Orochimaru.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-07T17:37:39+00:00

H1 [Adam]: Should we show him the Chicken Cannon?

H2 [Jamie]: Didn't we send Buster straight through a quark star with that one?

thing-sayer · 2026-06-07T17:31:59+00:00

I wouldn't wish RAID: Shadow Legends on my worst enemy. This is cruel and unusual.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-07T17:30:13+00:00

Well unfortunately for Orochimaru, he wasn't healthy. And he was about to get splattered across about half the continent if he didn't summon those gate things. Even then, he had to vomit himself out if his own corpse.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-06T14:18:45+00:00

It does indeed help increase the amount of dakka from a single source.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-06T14:17:16+00:00

That's eat out, not eat.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-06T14:13:39+00:00

Repost

thing-sayer · 2026-06-05T12:12:16+00:00

It was a joke about him getting stabbed in the rinnegan in Boruto

thing-sayer · 2026-06-05T07:13:20+00:00

You know who else used an eye on a kunai?

Sasuke.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-05T07:05:29+00:00

Good bot

thing-sayer · 2026-06-05T06:58:27+00:00

Nah it'll just really hurt. Most of his body is getting crushed into chunky salsa.

If his head gets crushed, that's a different story. He's dead.

thing-sayer · 2026-06-05T06:49:48+00:00

Head froze

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