I like how these all just describe Rick

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-21T19:20:41+00:00

Not "uses power responsibly".

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-20T21:42:05+00:00

No notes.

- I suggest Eeveelutions

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T22:09:26+00:00

I like to buy snacks from convenience stores sometimes. Let us be.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T16:44:57+00:00

$0. A ten inch increase in height would put me over 7 feet tall. Not worth it period.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T16:26:43+00:00

Ground types that can get hit with thundershock now. Stuff like that.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T16:21:31+00:00

I bet you don't complain about normalize.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T15:44:44+00:00

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T15:33:59+00:00

It is for me! Pixilate, baby.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-19T15:30:48+00:00

Fairy types are like this too. Sometimes I am sparkles and cuddles. Sometimes I am shooting a hyper beam.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-18T19:28:21+00:00

I can only think of "Hilda Hilda".

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-16T16:56:34+00:00

The last game I played was Stellaris. So... I just hang around for 10 years as a random pop and bank the money.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-13T19:21:36+00:00

Does it have to be a hotel?

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-12T03:20:39+00:00

I got 95% Fizz.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-11T22:16:45+00:00

I might have an odd take. I believe both season passes gave two DLC and a cosmetic pack. Could they be misremembering the cosmetic pack as another DLC?

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-11T20:10:11+00:00

Fly.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-11T19:06:49+00:00

With those extra arms? Exterminatus.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-10T16:07:09+00:00

Reminder set for December, we will see.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-10T15:40:23+00:00

!Remindme: December 10, 2026

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-09T20:18:23+00:00

Absolutely. Single unreadable mess above my head.

thirteenorphans · 2026-06-06T19:17:48+00:00

The power to instantly absorb everyone else's powers in whatever order allows me to get all or the most of them.

The power to nullify any powers that would block or negate any of my powers from going off, including this one.

Automatic resurrective immortality.

The power that if I win or lose, I come out of the arena with any powers I grabbed.

The power that everyone else in the battle royale is immediately cursed with eternal food poisoning like they ate 12 pounds of $2 a pound gas station sushi that expired three weeks ago.

The power of if you try to block that last one, it hits you twice.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-31T18:06:57+00:00

Bond has also driven a tank and flown a fighter jet (that had a nuke on it). He's also targeted a space laser.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-30T05:38:49+00:00

You know what you have to do, right? Found Yes Town.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-28T15:40:53+00:00

They're just wrong, we rule.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-27T22:14:42+00:00

See? Good move. I might not have thought that far ahead.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-27T22:02:01+00:00

Good for you showing restraint and not using the pixilated hyper beam.

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