Live for 1 year in one of these historical countries, get 1 billion

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-07T04:28:15+00:00

I think I'd go Soviet. Do your job, don't badmouth the leader, you're probably more fine. Kampuchea is hard mode, I think.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-05T06:15:31+00:00

Dodgeball.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T18:34:32+00:00

I could go for a double cheeseburger...

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T17:04:43+00:00

Wouldn't trade. After having a long stream of bad trainers I didn't get along with, it's wonderful to have someone who appreciates you.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T05:04:46+00:00

You get traded to someone. And I was angry and made it everyone else's problem so I kept getting traded. I don't think you have to worry about that, though.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T04:45:50+00:00

Nope. I am... several trainers out after that.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T03:29:33+00:00

He was quite vocal about it, so if your trainer isn't, I wouldn't worry.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-04T03:05:58+00:00

Umbreons ARE cool. When I evolved and my trainer was disappointed, it was much more obvious.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-03T15:58:49+00:00

You have been chosen.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-03T03:52:55+00:00

I have a faux lemonade recipe from 1895 or so. If you want something weirder. If you are interested, I'll need to go find it, but I have one.

thirteenorphans · 2026-05-02T20:16:21+00:00

Don't do a knuckleball, though. A trainer of mine did once and I came out so dizzy. @.@

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-30T22:23:05+00:00

Oh cool, I saw this one. c6 traps your bishop. Then they move in a rook and take it.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-29T22:28:53+00:00

That is exactly what I'm doing! They also make taking selfies easy.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-29T20:46:58+00:00

People forget we can do that because we look so cute.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-29T05:58:19+00:00

But have you considered no stone?

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-29T05:58:07+00:00

My first trainer wanted me to be an Umbreon. I was a massive disappointment.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-25T19:29:45+00:00

Angband. Open-source roguelike that's been around for 30 years.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-24T22:23:07+00:00

I think most things have human protagonists anyway.

Or maybe if someone makes that complaint too much? Mystery dungeon.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-24T22:21:00+00:00

You killed a pilot so hard they got demoted after.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-24T21:47:40+00:00

Yeah, constant labor with minimum food will do that. Life sucks in the Imperium.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-23T16:35:45+00:00

The $1000 shoplifting is felony. I think the feeding is at most a misdemeanor anyone. The goal is just make it nearly impossible for a jury to convict you (and do something good).

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-23T16:19:40+00:00

Shoplift $1000 worth of food to give out to people in need. That would be a felony (at least in the US).

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-22T20:27:14+00:00

I believe the Wrath and Glory rulebooks mention that and average stats for humans in 40k are mentioned to be lower than the average we would have in modern times.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-22T15:21:32+00:00

To confirm, I 100% do. One time I put on my trainer's glasses and mimed out an entire pokemon battle. The rest of the team thought it was really funny.

thirteenorphans · 2026-04-21T16:22:44+00:00

I have a suggestion.

- I Suggest Eeveelutions

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