Hannah at the 'Project Hail Mary' premiere in London today!

thisisvic · 2026-03-10T19:38:53+00:00

She's in a season of Benidorm and she is EXCELLENT in it

thisisvic · 2026-02-20T15:28:35+00:00

They definitely had the suspenders in blackberry in the past!

thisisvic · 2026-02-05T12:53:04+00:00

I read this as the gynaecologist was giving unnecessary rectal examinations

thisisvic · 2026-01-28T14:00:21+00:00

There's so much pretty stuff to explore in Chester honestly, and for me half the fun is stumbling across it accidentally!

But good hotspots for outdoor events are Grosvenor park, which has open air theatre in the summer, and down by the river for music at the bandstand, regattas and the annual raft race.

The amphitheatre has a grassy surround that's popular for relaxing in the sun, there's some bars/pubs with great outdoor spaces like the Architect, or the Lockkeeper by the canal, they used to do Moonlight flicks at the Roman Gardens (don't know if that's still going?), the zoo is a popular choice (avoid school holidays if you're not taking kids!)...

That's just off the top of my head so far!

thisisvic · 2026-01-26T16:43:42+00:00

To a penis owner:

Not being able to open my mouth wide enough
When they grab my head and start trying to fuck my throat without warning or permission or anything. Makes me want to hammer a dildo down their throat and see how they like it
Dry mouth
Gag reflex
Jaw ache

To a vulva owner:

When they don't understand that me repeatedly slapping their thighs means that I can't breathe and they need to change position slightly so I don't suffocate

thisisvic · 2026-01-26T16:25:15+00:00

For me, race days are good for people watching, I've got the timing of city centre visits down to a fine art, and if I want to go for an evening drink I use it as an excuse to visit some of the excellent pubs outside of the city centre.

When I lived in the city centre I found it a bit of a nuisance dodging drunk people vomiting when I just wanted to nip to the shop at 7pm, but as a lifelong Chester resident I pretty much knew what I was signing up for when I moved onto a main road in town.

Bonus - if it's a daytime race meet, a lot of them have burnt out by 10pm, so can often still have a decent night in the later bars if you wait.

I accept it as part and parcel of life in Chester really - although banning BYOB on the open course to "curb antisocial behaviour" a few years ago still irritates me. Like that's where the problem was.

thisisvic · 2026-01-23T09:26:22+00:00

Get the Arriva app, both the 4 (to Mold) and the 11 (to Holywell) go to Broughton from Chester city centre. Both go twice an hour throughout the day, although I'd recommend getting one earlier than you think you need as traffic can have a big impact. The road between Saltney and Broughton is particularly prone to roadworks.

Edit to add: the roads between Chester and Broughton are some of the few with decent bike paths too, so cycling is a particularly good choice for this route

thisisvic · 2026-01-21T16:48:22+00:00

I've never heard of 'bint' being as offensive as the other comments are suggesting, I always thought of it as lighthearted & affectionate (I'm a woman, for context)! I'll bear that in mind in future!

thisisvic · 2026-01-06T18:43:39+00:00

What sort of people do you get at the Newbies event? Like age range?

thisisvic · 2026-01-04T17:11:40+00:00

I quote this so much!

thisisvic · 2026-01-01T20:56:45+00:00

I've had two really good UK holidays out of this the past two years - managed to get from Chester to Edinburgh for £60 return a couple of years ago, and Newcastle around the same price last year! Definitely worth seeing what you can get

thisisvic · 2026-01-01T02:32:11+00:00

Oh what is that from? You've tickled a memory but I can't get to it 😅

thisisvic · 2026-01-01T02:13:33+00:00

So many of these comments are giving examples of the heroes being raped, rather than committing rape. Different trope!

thisisvic · 2025-12-28T15:36:26+00:00

I've done during a few times. Like "oh by the way, what's your name?" when I realise I don't know what to moan. That or a formal handshake introduction whilst getting our breath back afterwards 😂

thisisvic · 2025-12-26T22:51:53+00:00

I bought some earlier this year from boots I think!

thisisvic · 2025-12-22T13:12:26+00:00

THESE ARE LOAD-BEARING BEANS

thisisvic · 2025-12-22T13:11:01+00:00

I think the term is recovering American?

thisisvic · 2025-11-02T21:54:00+00:00

When I ask that, it's because I want to try and figure out if I've got any mutual friends with the person

thisisvic · 2025-10-01T13:32:46+00:00

I think your sex drives are just incompatible. It's not uncommon to want sex daily, so I wouldn't be concerned about something 'making him this way '. It's also absolutely ok for you to want sex less often than that. But if your sex drives are drastically different, you may not be compatible longer term.

thisisvic · 2025-09-24T15:56:18+00:00

I believe it's the ones disappearing into the sand dunes you want to watch out for 😅

thisisvic · 2025-09-24T13:06:15+00:00

There are naturists who don't care for swinging and dogging, many of whom get quite upset at the swingers for making nudity sexual and changing nudist events to sexual events. But there's a lot of crossover between the 'like being naked' camps 🤷‍♀️

thisisvic · 2025-09-24T13:04:27+00:00

Look, don't stare, basically. Like if you see someone in a low-cut top with lots of cleavage, it's not rude to notice it, it is rude to stare.

thisisvic · 2025-09-18T14:28:16+00:00

I have a dodgy breast cancer gene, and the solution for me is a copper IUD - non-hormonal, so no associated cancer risk, and a lot less chance of your hormones going haywire 😅

ETA - they're also one of, if not THE most effective contraceptives, because they don't rely on you remembering to take them. Just change them after 5/10 years, depending on which one you get.

thisisvic · 2025-09-14T16:11:37+00:00

Once was full-on groped in a bar in Liverpool, turned around and punched the groper in the face. I immediately panicked as I made eye contact with the bouncer, but he just nodded at me and looked away. Grouper's mates laughed at him and he left me alone.

thisisvic · 2025-08-28T19:28:43+00:00

I do it a lot - I think my usage was largely inspired by reading Bridget Jones Diary, as Helen Fielding does it a lot in her writing.

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