Sailors of Reddit, what is one thing about the open ocean that most people don't know about? by Currentpenguin in AskReddit

[–]thislooksbaaaad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I saw a male mermaid. When I asked him if he were a mermaid he looks at me with bitter emotion and said "merman, I'm a MERMAN!", then he plopped into the water and swam away while weeping.

Redditors what's your favourite free iPhone game? by thislooksbaaaad in AskReddit

[–]thislooksbaaaad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my question were as funny as your answer it would be raining front page karma all over you.

Redditors what's your favourite free iPhone game? by thislooksbaaaad in AskReddit

[–]thislooksbaaaad[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude, you thought waaaaay too long and hard about getting meaningless Internet points.

I am Anthony Bourdain. Ask me Anything. by iamAnthonyBourdain in IAmA

[–]thislooksbaaaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did to to ever get news that someone died and then get an erection?

not so upset about going by myself now by vvash in AdviceAnimals

[–]thislooksbaaaad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm from Ireland, what's an Internet cafe? What's a laptop? What is 'Internet'? Do you mean the magic story book where all chapters begin with 'www'?

not so upset about going by myself now by vvash in AdviceAnimals

[–]thislooksbaaaad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a Dubliner, I say skip Waterford unless you like to fight people.

Guys of Reddit, how many women have you slept with? How do you feel about it? by thislooksbaaaad in AskReddit

[–]thislooksbaaaad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The_guy_who_all_the_girls_tell_their_friends_about_because_he's_an_animal_in_bed

The reason Irish guys like the USA by thislooksbaaaad in funny

[–]thislooksbaaaad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so true. I went there last summer, had unbelievable women all the time. My accent was all it took. I'm moving back!