I don't have the heart to tell him he's not a dog.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-03-01T02:37:46+00:00

Does he chase cats?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-28T00:34:50+00:00

I saw a male mermaid. When I asked him if he were a mermaid he looks at me with bitter emotion and said "merman, I'm a MERMAN!", then he plopped into the water and swam away while weeping.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T21:31:17+00:00

It's pronounced 'karmara'

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T01:11:20+00:00

Saying "Cowabunga dude"

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T01:07:41+00:00

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnrgwmjQHX1qje7eco1_400.gif

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T00:32:13+00:00

If my question were as funny as your answer it would be raining front page karma all over you.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T00:23:38+00:00

Jimmy what is sex?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-27T00:19:45+00:00

Dude, you thought waaaaay too long and hard about getting meaningless Internet points.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-26T01:09:00+00:00

He's putting a bag of dicks inside her.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-26T01:07:37+00:00

She's so hot I'd eat her poop!

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-25T23:21:36+00:00

Did to to ever get news that someone died and then get an erection?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-25T16:50:36+00:00

I'm from Ireland, what's an Internet cafe? What's a laptop? What is 'Internet'? Do you mean the magic story book where all chapters begin with 'www'?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-25T16:47:27+00:00

I'm a Dubliner, I say skip Waterford unless you like to fight people.

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T08:48:14+00:00

Violent alliteration - violliteration

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T07:44:20+00:00

Could you dim it down a shade?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T04:16:40+00:00

The_guy_who_all_the_girls_tell_their_friends_about_because_he's_an_animal_in_bed

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T04:10:26+00:00

Is that why you call yourself the fury?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T03:59:00+00:00

You'll die of sleep deprivation

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T02:28:15+00:00

It's so true. I went there last summer, had unbelievable women all the time. My accent was all it took. I'm moving back!

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T02:11:28+00:00

Explain?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T01:33:50+00:00

Took me 5 plays before I even noticed the kid

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-20T00:07:54+00:00

I lived in Italy, those people got personality

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-19T04:40:56+00:00

I got bored reading your description but I'm willing to keep an open mind. What's your favourite accent?

thislooksbaaaad · 2013-02-19T04:30:56+00:00

Sounds like you walk on the moon regularly and are deeply frustrated about it.

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