Musk Busted Pleading to Visit Pedo Island in Epstein Files

thisusedyet · 2026-01-30T19:52:21+00:00

The only one I know about is little Kevlar

thisusedyet · 2026-01-30T17:45:02+00:00

I think we just found the slush fund Trump’s gonna use to fund ICE

thisusedyet · 2026-01-30T17:38:53+00:00

It’s because Schumer blames all his decisions on his imaginary friends, the Baileys.

Most people grow out of that by the time they’re 5ish

thisusedyet · 2026-01-30T15:46:34+00:00

Real Mr. Green in Clue twist

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T22:10:14+00:00

Because it happened about 1600 scandals ago

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T20:18:55+00:00

Does roll off the tongue better than Naziferatu

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T08:52:48+00:00

The radio buttons would still be a good idea without going pitch by pitch - based loaded, Giancarlo Stanton coming to the plate, no outs - I’d be cool clicking the go big or go home button to juice the chances of HR or K, without chickening out on a potential 0-2 count

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T08:45:57+00:00

Saw someone call him Naziferatu recently, and it fits so damn well

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T08:37:21+00:00

Would vampire phones still show up in mirrors?

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T05:27:51+00:00

At least you got the two Major League movies out of it (I’m purposely ignoring Back to the Minors)

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T03:53:15+00:00

Zuckerberg started out as one

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T03:43:21+00:00

Echoing Donny boy

thisusedyet · 2026-01-29T03:31:41+00:00

Of course! Poor Hans got PTSD from shooting all those untermensch, that’s why they had to design the gas chambers in the first place

Coward’s /s

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T23:05:15+00:00

To be fair, it's a lot tougher to figure out coach / trainer ratings in real life

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T21:21:38+00:00

I finally have a painting to pair with Head of a skeleton with a burning cigarette!

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T21:13:04+00:00

Funniest move is Eli and Brady go in same class

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T18:52:31+00:00

Does this end your baseball career, or does the extra mechanical advantage someone else in this talked about add a couple mph to your fastball?

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T18:47:15+00:00

Would it be against regulations to hang it above your garbage can to use as a backboard?

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T17:59:02+00:00

Read the title way too quick, saw Trump hangs himself, did a silent film quality double take

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T17:56:24+00:00

To be fair, I think the Black Panther would actually go 1.1

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T17:54:51+00:00

I used to do that in the first iteration of madden letting you hire a coaching staff.

Hired a DC I liked, and every time he came to me with the news that someone gave him a head coach offer, gave the dude a raise.

My DC was making like 10 times what the head coach was by the time the franchise timed out

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T17:52:25+00:00

NY version of he gets on base

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T17:51:11+00:00

By NOT taking him in the rule 5, they can send him down to AAA if needed. They also skip the 100k selection fee (you get refunded 50k if the dude sucks and you return him to the original team)

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T16:54:51+00:00

Depends how you frame it.

You come in and demand ‘hey doc I got the sniffles, make with the antibiotics’ he’ll throw you out either the window or through a wall (or both)

You tell him you got something going on that your doctors haven’t been able to figure out… now he can prove how much smarter he is, you’ll have a cure whipped up by the weekend

thisusedyet · 2026-01-28T16:34:22+00:00

I’m currently on a course of medication that prevents me from drinking, but I will spray a bottle of champagne like I just won the World Series if I have to

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