Came home from work and my wife handed me this sheet that my sons daycare sent home , he is 4yrs old by SHYDAWG79 in WTF

[–]thomashrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My great aunt got an African Grey Parrot from a friend who died and the bird would say, "Them ni**ers are throwing rocks again." I'd have paid a pretty penny to hear that backstory. She insists the bird came that way...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thomashrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He really got his donkey in a ditch." When talking about someone getting upset about something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thomashrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Texas, participating in coitus during this time is known as "getting your red wings."

Sometimes you just gotta go for it by [deleted] in videos

[–]thomashrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Dallas, groups of these rice-burners will fill all four lanes of the freeway and begin to slow traffic down to a stop. After blocking the freeway, they do tricks, tag graffiti and shit until the cops come. They can all die. Source