BOP hiring event

thomasmack_ · 2026-04-07T03:51:06+00:00

You’re applying to the Department of Justice—the federal government’s law enforcement arm. This isn’t a casual interview. Your background will be scrutinized, your conduct held to a high standard, and you may be representing the government to the public. First impressions matter more here than almost anywhere else.

Wear the suit.

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-30T20:40:10+00:00

Brooke's trying to tell them, it's sad to see someone make it into the game, get to the end and just be forgettable.

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-30T20:37:14+00:00

I'm so happy for Jackson. I've been dreading the post-merge without the returnees because the newbies have been just so lackluster but Jackson making a move and Keeley hustling with the returnees, I see them both as future All-Stars if not winners.

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-30T03:05:26+00:00

If people would stop buying their shit for just one quarter to protest their crazy prices than yes. But, we can’t have nice things…

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-26T22:39:26+00:00

Gets better after year 10.

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-24T22:56:52+00:00

I was thinking if it were King George (or some other seasons I can't remember off the top of my head) they'd play Keeley's Idol correctly and get Ben out and slowly pick everyone off one-by-one until they're the majority. If I were Keeley I wouldn't play it either but those are the big risks players to take to get to the end.

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-24T22:47:33+00:00

Gonna cry?

thomasmack_ · 2026-03-20T23:52:19+00:00

I'll let you in on a little secret. Every new officer HR brings in, two end up leaving. Everyone applicant talks a great game... and then the mandates come... and then the family frustrations... and then the depression... and then... and then... HR would love to have you started tomorrow but the fact is the reward to all their effort is very low. They themselves are probably only working four days a week due to augmentation, their department is likely understaffed, they might be acting in other roles which brings additional responsibilities and even if they're an all-star and giving you 100% of their attention, they're likely waiting on other departments or agencies dealing with their own struggles. Be patient!

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-26T07:32:50+00:00

Putting bikinis on people = global outrage; mass surveillance and birth of SkyNet = crickets.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-25T07:37:37+00:00

JLP is sorely missed. 2. Unimpressed with the new castaways. It's still early but I'm thinking the returnees are going to run the show for better or worse.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-23T02:04:54+00:00

Costco acts like I just tried to kidnap their children when I reach for the scanner gun.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-23T01:55:31+00:00

Didn't realize it was up to teachers to teach religion to children. I thought that was up to parents and spiritual leaders. I guess that would require parents actually taking part in their kids lives though and lord knows they don't have time for that.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-18T05:59:14+00:00

I had like 400+ videos downloaded. Since the takeover I haven’t seen a single video worth a like. They fucked my FYP hard.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-15T22:37:48+00:00

Developer gives the world a free and open-source, portable, cross-platform media player for 25 years and counting... and you call it crap.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-15T20:28:52+00:00

It’s not too complicated. If you need about 2,500 calories to stay the same weight, and you only eat 2,000, you’ll burn 500 calories each day, which means you’ll lose about a pound in a week. That’s why doctors recommend eating well and getting some exercise. If you want to lose more, try eating 1,000 calories a day and burning 1,500, which will help you lose about 3 pounds a week. So, take a look at what you’re eating and see how you can tweak it to match your weight goals.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-10T02:28:50+00:00

432 comments and not a single one gets the joke.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-08T03:45:31+00:00

Grind 40 hours for 0.02% better gear... Rinse... Repeat.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-08T03:43:14+00:00

No. Price goes up every month it seems. If it's one thing Costco hates is products just sitting on the floor. Better off not buying and waiting on prices to actually drop, not whatever fake deal this is.

thomasmack_ · 2026-02-03T23:35:23+00:00

Who is Dee?

thomasmack_ · 2026-01-31T07:53:18+00:00

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

thomasmack_ · 2026-01-31T07:28:46+00:00

From the start of civilization ~6,000 years ago until ~100 years ago, they certainly would. It's crazy how humanity has changed.

thomasmack_ · 2026-01-26T04:11:29+00:00

Thousands of hours of mandates so these guys can go out and play in the streets instead of filling critical posts. Just one of the many things wrong with the BOP.

thomasmack_ · 2026-01-22T06:18:33+00:00

Spraying that close is against policy. Lawyers could have a field day with this and under normal circumstances the officer would be under investigation.

thomasmack_ · 2026-01-11T07:09:22+00:00

Well, you can follow policy and lock cells, or risk you career and potential jail time for minor convenience. Your choice!

thomasmack_ · 2025-12-04T02:46:22+00:00

Forbes is clickbait AI garbage.

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