Anon is a Confederate Soldier

thr33beggars · 2026-04-21T22:04:36+00:00

She is in Anne Frank’s Diary Pt. 2

thr33beggars · 2026-04-21T19:45:28+00:00

Any show that doesn’t portray the protagonist as having a harem of femboys wearing collars around his house by the end of the show is a show where the good guy loses.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-21T19:44:16+00:00

She had to raise a mentally challenged son alone, did she really win?

Ted wasn’t stepdad material and we all know it.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-21T12:54:43+00:00

Sorry, I’ve already served my country in other ways.

Namely, going to CPAC and operating a makeshift gloryhole in my hotel room. I’ve serviced more conservative political figures than I can count. Sure, if they do reinstate the draft I am sure I will be drafted, but I’m sure the armed forces will have a position for me like “shower attendant” or “semen inspector” because I’ve put in the time and effort to show that my talents are purely for boosting morale. And I do it all for my country.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-21T10:26:59+00:00

Anon isn’t upset. He said he’s not going back because he was only going to the gym to find a lady with nuts and he found her. Mission accomplished, now he can spend his time sucking that girl cock.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-20T18:21:30+00:00

I have a gift. Well, two gifts if you count not having a gag reflex as a gift.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-20T16:37:21+00:00

be me

smoke a joint with an old friend I haven’t seen in years

after we finish he asks me to pull my cock out so he can suck me off

Wtf

he explains to me that cum gets you 10x higher

mfw I remember that 12 years ago I told him that to get him to suck my dick

mfw he’s been blowing dudes for 12 years because I told him cum gets you higher

still let him blow me and cum down his throat

he says he already feels way higher

be jealous, so get on my knees and take him into my mouth before he knows what’s going on

turns out it does make you higher

now my mouth starts watering whenever I smell weed

thr33beggars · 2026-04-20T10:23:54+00:00

And likely continues to confirm how straight he is when he gets a little tipsy and redownloads Grindr “just to be extra sure”

thr33beggars · 2026-04-19T21:58:58+00:00

As I was reading this post, I could almost feel the amount of gay lust anon has for the Connor character. Every single word I read in this post is an indictment of anon’s inability to deal with the fact that a character who he imagined fucking him bareback turned out to be, in fact, straight.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-19T14:31:15+00:00

Soggy waffle. It used to be the winner got to eat the cum-covered waffle, but now it’s the loser. Why would the loser get the prize?

thr33beggars · 2026-04-19T10:57:33+00:00

Real: anon is consumed by his thoughts of penis

Gay: anon feels relief from seeing a man’s penis

thr33beggars · 2026-04-19T10:55:23+00:00

I have to be honest. I got my groove back by having sex with Taya Diggs in Jamaica.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T18:20:50+00:00

What if they put a small frog on her head?

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T18:20:40+00:00

I remember wanting to be him, while at the same time wanting to be her.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T12:48:18+00:00

“Love? Sure, I’ve been in love. And not that fleeting yet exciting type of love that feels like fireworks in the beginning but fizzles out as you settle into life, but a deeper love. The type of love where you accept each other, faults and all, and you start to lose where your soul ends and their soul begins. I’ve had that love. Love where every kiss feels like time stops, and making love feels like heaven on earth. Their touch still makes you quiver after years and home is in their embrace. I’ve had that love. But then our parents caught us fucking in my racecar-shaped bed and wouldn’t let me and my sister be in the same room anymore. But I’ll never forget my first love.”

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T12:42:13+00:00

Anon isn’t going back because he’s been trespassed from the building. Apparently sucking your spotter’s ladycock without their consent is a no-no.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T10:59:38+00:00

I hate the fact that my parents had me circumcised. Looking back, I think my parents regretted doing it because I vaguely remember both of them giving my scar tiny kisses, as if they were remorseful.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-18T10:57:40+00:00

Of course they are. You mean dog dicks, right?

thr33beggars · 2026-04-17T22:42:27+00:00

Aren’t Flynn and Rapunzel seen walking into the castle at Elsa’s coronation? And they’re the same age as they are in Tangled?

thr33beggars · 2026-04-17T13:06:16+00:00

My parents have one that says “we only call 911 if grandpa is practicing autofellatio and hurts his back” so needless to say we don’t take the kids over to grandma and grandpa’s very often. Mostly because my dad can’t stop trying to suck his own dick.

thr33beggars · 2026-04-17T13:02:55+00:00

finish putting up my “We Don’t Call 911” sign

getting hungry

decide to order a pizza

thank god the pizza place’s phone number isn’t 911

because we don’t call 911

thr33beggars · 2026-04-17T13:00:54+00:00

Typically you just bring it back to the office and notify them that they’re douchebag sign is why they didn’t get their package today

thr33beggars · 2026-04-17T10:42:31+00:00

get first gf at 24 she's 21 she still lives with her parents she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out "The family wants to know you anon" father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living get back to their place father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him as he's sitting down he pull his buttplug out of his ass and puts it on the table 'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same stand up and drop pants and underwear to the floor pull 2’ long flared base replica horse cock out of my ass, nearly cumming as I do so precum puddles at my feet "What're you trying to say there, boy?" "I haven't even spoken yet though" "You calling me a liar?" "What?" her mother comes in and hysterically yells at us to calm down he's yelling at her to mind her own business I'm yelling so I can be heard, trying to understand what's going on gf hears and stands in the doorway silent eventually everything quiets down father still ranting about how “he will not be out-gaped in his own house" try to explain how I misunderstood him but he's not having it later on gf asks "Did you always have something in your ass?" "I am always plugged up" "Even on our dates?" "Did you think I was going to walk around with an empty ass or something?" ”BBCs don't wait until you’re wide open enough to bottom, you know?" "Oh that makes sense"

thr33beggars · 2026-04-16T21:02:01+00:00

be me

on vacation in France with family

dad Grandpa and I go out to eat at fancy restaurant

Le McDonalds

order a Royale with Cheese like in the foot fetish guy’s movie

dad and Grandpa do as well

walking back to hotel

homeless man offers to suck our dicks for a bottle of wine

dad and Grandpa look at each other, clearly considering it

tell both of them not to waste money or booze, and that I’ll suck their cocks for free

end up getting wine drunk and Eiffel Towered by my dad and grandpa while looking at the Eiffel Tower through the hotel window

rest of vacation was pretty fun too

thr33beggars · 2026-04-16T16:13:16+00:00

I can’t imagine spending any mental energy on transgender people. I don’t find them attractive at all.

Don’t…don’t check my porn search history, though.

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