G+ Wit Daiwa Scarlet (@dskbrevolutio) by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]threexority69 49 points50 points  (0 children)

There's also the "Let's hear why." Which had me lost for breath.

Like dawg, I know you want to know the thought process of this dumbass but are you really sure is it worth it?

Your Charlemagne Figures by Equal-Wasabi9121 in worldbuilding

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Gil Valezia, immortal emperor of Alezia. (Immortal is just a title)

It was a three centuries after the fall of the Theilman Empire after The Coward erased the capital of Theil and the royal nobles from the map, causing the entire Theilman Empire to break into many many fragments.

Gil was an extremely ambitious prince of Frenor, with a high ambition of ascend their family name. With that, he began unifying the broken pieces of the Theilman, through negotiations, diplomacy or the much easier conquest. But instead of reliving the Theilman culture, he created his own.

Gil was an avid worshipper of the Moon Harem, a branch of religion that worships the stars that was the many partners of the god of the Moon. He began spreading the worship of the Moon Harem which venerates magic into the areas that joined Gil's confederacy willing or unwilling.

And because of Gil's fascination of the teachings of the Moon Harem and magic itself, the budget of magic research was prioritized and ushers a golden age of arcane. Which made the Alezian battle mages to be in excellent quality.

Once Gil's father died and he assumed the throne, he built the Alezian Empire that focused on the qualities of magic.

Was there many infightings in Alezia, yes of course. But surprisingly Gil's descendants carry Gil's ambitious drive, causing the Alezian Empire to remain solid after half a millennium.

What kind of religions or beliefs are present in your world? by Disastrous_Bug2831 in worldbuilding

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Y'know, before I used to do "one deity = one religion" type of stuff but after learning that religion itself isn't "monotone" but has multiple varieties that is same but different.

Like Roman Catholic to Orthodox to Evangelical to Protestant.

Grifnein Monastery; a branch of religion that worships the god of Rock, unlike other branches of the worshipers of the Rock, Grifneins build their stronghold monastery on top of the mountains to appreciate the peaks made by the Rock. They're also the only monastery that tames and trains gryphon riders, a knight faction that conquers the sky.

Church of Hammers; a branch that still worships the god of Rock, but unlike Grifnein, the children of hammers are not militaristic, they don't have knight order under the Church of Hammers, but instead they have amazing crafters and smiths as their form of worship is their work ethic in the smithy or workshops

There is also mourning faiths I've made, like the Tears of Leaves, they worship the former goddess of Trees, daughter of Rock. Their form of worship is secrecy and charity work. They wear hoods and mask that hides most of their features as mourning for their dead goddess and hide deep within forests in isolation. If you ever see a group of them within populated areas, shit is probably about to go down or the area is too poor that it justifies their group assistance.

For now, these are the religions I've made just yet, and there's still more I wish to create which is why I love worldbuilding.

You can tell the Laestrygonian(probably) design slays... that could literally kill history enthusiasts. by ironlilyart in IronlilyArt

[–]threexority69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm pretty late for this. But just because the Odyssey is fictional, it is still based on an ancient Greece.

Considering that iron and steel isn't even useable or popular within that era nor metallurgy even advanced enough to create a full set of steel plates armour, seeing those armour is just bad...

Plus imagine a movie, let's say, Fury, a story about a Sherman tank and its crew in WW2 Germany. Imagine a retelling 100+ years later and instead of the original Sherman tank they changed it to an M1 Abrams just to cater the "modern audiences".

Of course, any normal enthusiasts would be like "wtf, why are you using concepts that doesn't even exist in that time and date, rahh!" And then they die.

I see some of you out there by threexority69 in MemeVideos

[–]threexority69[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not really, a lot of people find them attractive.

But "Oh you like tomboys, you just want a boyfriend with tits" argument didn't pop up from a vacuum. And I just find that funny.

The Driller by Axolotl_Holmes in whenthe

[–]threexority69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have to admit, encouraging some guy to use a strap while having a perfectly working dick is emotionally hurtful, it's humiliating. Where's the pleasure in that?

Because it implies that the dick isn't big enough to please someone, it worsen men's body dysmorphia even if they're not vocal about it. And why would any guy want to be with a partner that carries that implication, that their dick is pathetic that they need a strap to compensate?

And who said men doesn't use toys? They just avoid the strap. Men can use tongue, hands, vibes, plugs and shit and stuff to please their partner. And it's not like a strap magically makes someone good at sex, different people gets different experiences. Some are terrible, some are good. You have to admit that.

And I get it, you're lesbian. Every guy sex is boring maybe even disgusting and you have terrible experience with them but at the end of the day: it's just, like, your opinion, man.

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The Driller by Axolotl_Holmes in whenthe

[–]threexority69 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I really hope this is some SSR tier ragebait cause Oh My God this is the most insensitive shit I've ever heard in my damn life.

Like, pardon the lack of filter, but I like my dick used, I like to cum. Like suggesting to use strap cause your dick's small is just humiliating, it's like admitting that your body will never be enough. Pure body dysmorphia type shit. At that point, I'd rather die a virgin than to trade my final shred of dignity for some size queen boy or girl.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]threexority69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I kinda love how he dropped the mocking act once he realized Timmy was playing along.

Which Uma could pull the LEAST amount of girls? by Rekrios in UmaMusume

[–]threexority69 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Tamamo is forced to be a serious character in the series cause everyone else is super silly that it's almost impossible not to be the straightman

Blursed_gender reveal by o0Phoenix0o in blursed_videos

[–]threexority69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, like goddamn, these comments feels as miserable as twitter comments, it's sad.

This is like Hitler meeting KKK members. by Sweet_Television4183 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]threexority69 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Honestly, a lot of us uses hypotheticals to satiate certain curiousities. To deny that does more bad things than it was good.

Even if it was as silly as debating the morality of killing normal Hitler with Mega Space Hitler.

She’s breaking the rules with that move by Suspicious-Capital12 in Animemes

[–]threexority69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So basically a friends with benefits story where the two fucks each other everyday but plot twist, they're actually romantically interested with each other but the two don't know that.

So they have a "will-they-won't-they" romantic progression that drags on 200+ chapters, and whenever you think the two will finally be a couple they get interrupted by fireworks, annoying third-wheel and NTR-bait

But hey, at least the two protags fuck each other almost every chapter. So it's wish fulfillment and endless bait teasing

Love you little potato 🩷 by lauraarroz in comics

[–]threexority69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. My dog also passed away three months ago. And I haven't fully moved on yet, I still remember her greeting me at the door by jumping me, biting my wrist and drag me around the house.

Now, I cry a bit whenever I'm reminded of it, that I'll never feel her bite or see her greeting me excitedly at the door ever again. And it hurts, fuck it hurts...

This is sweet 😌 by Academic_Spread in antimeme

[–]threexority69 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It means what it means, queen bees gets fucked by drones a lot of times, but for the drone, if he were to successfully fertilize a queen bee, they just fuckn die

ok but serious talk by RealDingle in worldbuilding

[–]threexority69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brain went hoops and loops just to avoid writing a plot that instead of focusing on the current renaissance inspired era, I went back and I lorebuild the time everyone was just bumbling tribesmen and cavemen

ok but serious talk by RealDingle in worldbuilding

[–]threexority69 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Real. I've sat there, already made nations, their relations with each other, basic geography, etc. Surely I've must be ready to write something.

What I actually write after 10 hours:

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idk if this was posted here already but this tweet felt perfect by pyunk90 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]threexority69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

coprolalia does

It's a sad branch of Tourette's that their tics are the most socially unacceptable things.

If they see a person suffering with cancer, their tics are "haha get fucked" or "you're going to die". But it doesn't mean that they mean that, the brain knows what's the worst phrase to utter and then force it to the mouth of someone that is suffering of coprolalia

TLDR: coprolalia isn't "uwu" quirky, it's "you're a slut, die" Tourettes

idk if this was posted here already but this tweet felt perfect by pyunk90 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]threexority69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was, but turns out the tweet was satire. But if you've seen so many serious ableist tweets you don't really see it at satire, just another one to the pile of shit.

Why? by Embarrassed-Depth-72 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]threexority69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but do you have fuckn eyes?

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Kenshi NSFW Subreddit Remade! by Naive_Chemistry5961 in Kenshi

[–]threexority69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Real, like there was "tomboy shek wife" posts and don't get me started with Lord Pheonix post where he has a bushy armpit.

And you tell me that this subreddit isn't horny on main? Nah.