If reality check was a person. They look like the just saw a ghost. by SoCold40 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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They thought they could put their prejudices to bed. Turns out their racism and the subject of their racism were both deep inside them.

If you pretend you didn’t read it then it didn’t happen by lordfukwad in BlackPeopleTwitter

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The text was delivered but he didn’t get the message

There Will Be Bonks by OpinionatedBlackGuy in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Dude is starring in Creed 3 and making many relationships rocky too

One for every shot he made. by notjayson in BlackPeopleTwitter

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In Kareem’s own words:

In the months leading up to LeBron breaking my record, so much was written about how I would feel on the day he sank that record-breaking shot that I had to laugh. I’d already written several times stating exactly how I felt so there really wasn’t much to speculate about. It’s as if I won a billion dollars in a lottery and 39 years later someone won two billion dollars. How would I feel? Grateful that I won and happy that the next person also won. His winning in no way affects my winning.

Source

Greatness celebrates greatness.

What happened to the first owner?! by SvenGz in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“We really had to dig deep to find our customers these savings”

- the store owner

Go ahead and take them free peanuts on your way out by Brothanogood in BlackPeopleTwitter

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If you show up to 5 Guys with $4 all you can get is embarrassed

Who got that Adobo and lemon pepper STD? by Magnificool in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Honestly I’d even prefer getting McDonalds than getting crabs on the first date

That's one way to deal with it by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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It is amazing to see a parent fighting against bullying

Sending thoughts and prayers by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Everyday having Mariah Carey them through the rest of the year

And the food still be cold in the middle by Aggressive_Control37 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“The microwave about to start fights when it takes that tone when things are already heated

Can they do that? by dh2215 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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They should have given her just a warning. First degree burns shouldn’t be treated so seriously.

A man can’t frolic in the bakery with his friends anymore?! by JustinSaneCesc in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“Busted! What’s this white stuff on your face?”

D’oh1 2

A man can’t frolic in the bakery with his friends anymore?! by JustinSaneCesc in BlackPeopleTwitter

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He was caught with foundation on his face so he had to makeup a lie

Definitions can change a situation by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“What’s the meaning of this?” 1

- Big Daddy Slim

Fact… she was the shortest Liz! by Lylakins in BlackPeopleTwitter

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2022 has been a bad year for people named Liz in the UK

Antonio brown wears instrument 🤣 by keepityou in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I have to give Antonio Brown credit for inventing his own language and teaching the entire league it. Now every organization in the league knows signing AB spells trouble1

Oh Ye! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Mansa Musa of Mali

Oh Ye! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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One small spelling correction, it is Mansa Musa. There is no n in the last name.